Unless you were asking how to get the abrasions, in which case, just ditch the lube.
― Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link
has sarge returned from lovestonedness?
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink
just now!
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
Good morning!
― Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
Which store was the half head/half sex toys store, J?
Tonight I went to one of our city's fine woman-owned sex toy stores and bought my first grown-up adult toy. I was on the bus home with my gym bag and really, really didn't feel like going to the gym, so I made the bargain that I was either going to go to the fucking gym or buy a decent toy. It was not the most expensive one, but it still seemed $$$$, but I believe that you get what you pay for with these things. I certainly hope so, anyway.
It felt a little weird asking the cute lesbians (a couple, apparently) for assistance and information, but they were helpful and knowledgeable, despite their not having prostates (I assume).
― Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 30 December 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
ummm it's on belmont, it's called "igor's dungeon" (lol)
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Friday, 30 December 2011 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
oh wow
Oh god that place. I went there once years ago and the owner (he said he was, anyway) let me have it with some over the top high pressure sales. I think I went there for poppers, and he was like, "NOW THIS HERE [$$$ brand], THAT'S TOP O' THE LINE RIGHT THERE, SEE? ONLY A COUPLE BUCKS MORE AND WORTH EVERY PENNY."
I tried to get away, but he kept selling at me, even hollering across the store at me when he was ringing up (and upselling) the bachelorette party ladies. When I went near the videos, he told me about the promo he was running. At the sex toys, he asked if I had any questions, and commented "NOW THAT ONE THERE, THAT'S REAL POPULAR" whenever I let my gaze linger on an item. Same thing at the novelty items and pipes.
God, that guy.
― Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 30 December 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
there was a very nice woman at the counter when i was there
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Friday, 30 December 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link
wow, there was a turn.
I guess there isnt even gonna be some sort of NY mini-FAP, huh?
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 December 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link
We're getting into town the morning of Jan 3rd and we're around until the evening of Jan 6th, so if you guys decide to do something, I can either try to talk the boy into it, or bail on him for an hour or two to grab a drink.
― lexferenda, Friday, 30 December 2011 07:49 (twelve years ago) link
'fraid i'm not likely to make another NY FAP appearance 'til springtime
― silvana mangano, Friday, 30 December 2011 07:59 (twelve years ago) link