Texts from Bennett

lol i opened this thread totally prepared for BOOK DEAL?????

hey, aerodick, i can't blame dude for cashing in, obv, but he doesn't have to look so corny doing it. His hypothetical book advance will probably be more than what he made from 10 years of record sales combined. In the very unlikely event that Bennett is real, there's not a single publishing house in the world that would willingly navigate the legal landmine of publishing a book of someone's texts without their knowledge.

presumably in an age when people take dozens of pictures of themselves every day and share as many of their opinions with as many people as possible young Bennett could be persuaded to get over feeling like his privacy has been violated by getting a cut of the advance. that's a non-issue this is fake as fuck obv. also please note that you can now buy HUSTLA DA RABBIT t-shirts from the site so in conclusion fuck everything.

also, OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY

although i think you forgot TRUCKERHAT

y'know whiney you could double your free time (or cut your calories in half lol lol blah blah blah) if you just didn't bother with any 'zings' that had even a whiff of narcissism of small differences to them, cf that weak shit you were throwing my way on twitter last night.

by getting a cut of the advance.

probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)

thread is drowning in zings

probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

dayold yearold zings

haha why do you think youd have any real frame of reference for what a 'real' teenager knows or doesnt know??

in Lamp's world of young people

bonus: some dude def not butthurt at my "weak zing" that he's responding to twice now

can't believe this white dude with a beard who's really into hip-hop got a book deal on his tumblr about... hipster puppies

missing the point again

that's like literally the exact opposite of what i was saying

all I want for christmas is the sb button back

missing the point again

hahahaha

cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/ also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt

itt: white dude into hip-hop & who has a tumblr white book deal goes after another white dude into hip hop who also has a tumblr white book deal

is it true sonned wite tumblr beef

here's the thing - these guys are white and they like hip-hop

cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/

otm

also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt

i mean, one one hand, who cares if I'm "right," it's a fun way to explore the internet.

on the other hand, yes, Lamp you're definitely correct, a 17-year-old child who isn't savvy enough to not throwing around n-bombs all day or fuck homeless ladies in the garage is definitely spending his evenings hunched over his high speed internet connection learning about Dru Down and Blahzay Blahzay on Spotify

how did those dogs even buy sunglasses

white rap beard

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

beard haha tumblr i mean

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:24 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

hip-hop subway beard tumblr you know

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:25 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

itt: rap beard tumblr puppie

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:27 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

i cant believe we're even debating whether or not Bennett is a real person

iirc we are debating whether or not whiney is a real person

I was totally into that youtube where whiney makes pancakes while rapping over 'look at me now'

fresher than a motherfucker

he had a pretty dope trucker hat

neckbeard could maybe use trimming tho

on the other hand, yes, Lamp you're definitely correct, a 17-year-old child who isn't savvy enough to not throwing around n-bombs all day or fuck homeless ladies in the garage is definitely spending his evenings hunched over his high speed internet connection learning about Dru Down and Blahzay Blahzay on Spotify

enh most teenagers spend huge amounts of time on the internet (and lol @ the img of any1 bent over a piece of... coaxial cable? a modem? why couldnt you just say keyboard?) but my point is that yr ongoing attempt to be the hashtag jerry sienfeld works a lot better when yr dissecting the social mores and behaviors of ppl u know anything abt

i mean idk mb yr running some after school tweeting program for suburban teenage dirtbags or w/e and 'get' this shit but blah blah blah im sick of deej'n up this thread w/ 'can black ppl use youtube' debates so ill just whatsthedealwithit.gif i guess

http://i.imgur.com/z0Y8e.jpg

:)

i think narcissism of small differences is pushing it

bonus: some dude def not butthurt at my "weak zing" that he's responding to twice now

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:20 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

i am butthurt! i thought we were cool but now you're constantly coming after me over the most inane harmless shit, you're like the malfunctioning terminator who sees everything as a target and everything as a punishable offense

forget it al, its whineydrown

what was this weak zing?

he just responded to some random comment about food on twitter with "where would you rank it on your Top 50 Burgers of the Year list?" because i'm obviously the only person in the world who's made a year-end list in the past month and he certainly hasn't himself oh no

i thought we were cool but now you're constantly coming after me over the most inane harmless shit

you're literally describing yourself in the period I got 51'd to today, dogg

all of my 'coming after you' was like me not knowing what 'welp' was or why 'morb derp' was funny and you blowing a gasket over it.

Whiney has been afflicted with Ethan's Disease which is a beef cross-contaminator, all beeves cross-platform once you're infected, it's a crying shame so please give what you can.

or maybe it was all 'derp' and not 'welp,' i get annoying nonsense words confused.

my top 50 whiney beefs
1 whiney v doe eyed raven haired goddesses
2 whiney v deej
3 whiney v all other meme tumblrs
4 whiney v lamp
5 whiney v shipley
...

if you would like to take a break from what you are doing to read what a bunch of fascist womanhaters think about 'bennett', then:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/street-smarts-game-and-the-white-underclass/

nb "mac lethal" not mentioned

6 whiney v 35 cheese calories

http://www.ragetrolling.com/var/albums/Hello%20This%20Is%20Dog.jpg?m=1320928509

for the longest time i thought that this site was just by a guy named 'mac' and there was some weird arch rap nerd joke in people saying it was mac lethal

some dude, if you can't see the difference between dog latin saying "hey this is my top 40 list" and you sending literally 50 tweets directing me to a page that has a paragraph length blurb on why Regis and Kelly is the 41st best television show of 2011, you're sick in the fucking head. and if you can't take a weak zing about it you're a butthurt crybaby hypocrite who has no right dogging deej

7 whiney v hipsters

8 whiney v people who say hes not a hipster