also, if this is "real" how does a 17 year old know what "capn save a ho" is?
I share yr distaste for this thing but ^^^ that's a dumb question
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:14 (twelve years ago) link
probably heard it on some TED talks
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link
in b4 "OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY"
btw nice try here man but c'mon now
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:19 (twelve years ago) link
lol i opened this thread totally prepared for BOOK DEAL?????
― shaane, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:23 (twelve years ago) link
hey, aerodick, i can't blame dude for cashing in, obv, but he doesn't have to look so corny doing it. His hypothetical book advance will probably be more than what he made from 10 years of record sales combined. In the very unlikely event that Bennett is real, there's not a single publishing house in the world that would willingly navigate the legal landmine of publishing a book of someone's texts without their knowledge.
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link
presumably in an age when people take dozens of pictures of themselves every day and share as many of their opinions with as many people as possible young Bennett could be persuaded to get over feeling like his privacy has been violated by getting a cut of the advance. that's a non-issue this is fake as fuck obv. also please note that you can now buy HUSTLA DA RABBIT t-shirts from the site so in conclusion fuck everything.
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:38 (twelve years ago) link
also, OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY
― judith, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link
although i think you forgot TRUCKERHAT
y'know whiney you could double your free time (or cut your calories in half lol lol blah blah blah) if you just didn't bother with any 'zings' that had even a whiff of narcissism of small differences to them, cf that weak shit you were throwing my way on twitter last night.
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link
by getting a cut of the advance.
probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link
thread is drowning in zings
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
dayold yearold zings
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
haha why do you think youd have any real frame of reference for what a 'real' teenager knows or doesnt know??
― ~*~ (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
in Lamp's world of young people
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
bonus: some dude def not butthurt at my "weak zing" that he's responding to twice now
can't believe this white dude with a beard who's really into hip-hop got a book deal on his tumblr about... hipster puppies
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
missing the point again
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
that's like literally the exact opposite of what i was saying
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
all I want for christmas is the sb button back
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
― ~*~ (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/ also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt
― ~*~ (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
itt: white dude into hip-hop & who has a tumblr white book deal goes after another white dude into hip hop who also has a tumblr white book deal
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
is it true sonned wite tumblr beef
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
here's the thing - these guys are white and they like hip-hop
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/
otm
also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt
i mean, one one hand, who cares if I'm "right," it's a fun way to explore the internet.
on the other hand, yes, Lamp you're definitely correct, a 17-year-old child who isn't savvy enough to not throwing around n-bombs all day or fuck homeless ladies in the garage is definitely spending his evenings hunched over his high speed internet connection learning about Dru Down and Blahzay Blahzay on Spotify
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
how did those dogs even buy sunglasses
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
white rap beard
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
beard haha tumblr i mean
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:24 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
hip-hop subway beard tumblr you know
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:25 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
itt: rap beard tumblr puppie
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:27 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
i cant believe we're even debating whether or not Bennett is a real person
― ...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
iirc we are debating whether or not whiney is a real person
― iatee, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
I was totally into that youtube where whiney makes pancakes while rapping over 'look at me now'
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
fresher than a motherfucker
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link
he had a pretty dope trucker hat
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link
neckbeard could maybe use trimming tho
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
enh most teenagers spend huge amounts of time on the internet (and lol @ the img of any1 bent over a piece of... coaxial cable? a modem? why couldnt you just say keyboard?) but my point is that yr ongoing attempt to be the hashtag jerry sienfeld works a lot better when yr dissecting the social mores and behaviors of ppl u know anything abt
i mean idk mb yr running some after school tweeting program for suburban teenage dirtbags or w/e and 'get' this shit but blah blah blah im sick of deej'n up this thread w/ 'can black ppl use youtube' debates so ill just whatsthedealwithit.gif i guess
― ~*~ (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/z0Y8e.jpg
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
:)
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
i think narcissism of small differences is pushing it
― judith, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:20 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
i am butthurt! i thought we were cool but now you're constantly coming after me over the most inane harmless shit, you're like the malfunctioning terminator who sees everything as a target and everything as a punishable offense
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
forget it al, its whineydrown
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
what was this weak zing?
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
he just responded to some random comment about food on twitter with "where would you rank it on your Top 50 Burgers of the Year list?" because i'm obviously the only person in the world who's made a year-end list in the past month and he certainly hasn't himself oh no
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
i thought we were cool but now you're constantly coming after me over the most inane harmless shit
you're literally describing yourself in the period I got 51'd to today, dogg
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
all of my 'coming after you' was like me not knowing what 'welp' was or why 'morb derp' was funny and you blowing a gasket over it.
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
Whiney has been afflicted with Ethan's Disease which is a beef cross-contaminator, all beeves cross-platform once you're infected, it's a crying shame so please give what you can.
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
or maybe it was all 'derp' and not 'welp,' i get annoying nonsense words confused.
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
my top 50 whiney beefs1 whiney v doe eyed raven haired goddesses2 whiney v deej3 whiney v all other meme tumblrs4 whiney v lamp5 whiney v shipley...
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
if you would like to take a break from what you are doing to read what a bunch of fascist womanhaters think about 'bennett', then:
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/street-smarts-game-and-the-white-underclass/
nb "mac lethal" not mentioned
― slandblox goole, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
6 whiney v 35 cheese calories
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.ragetrolling.com/var/albums/Hello%20This%20Is%20Dog.jpg?m=1320928509
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
for the longest time i thought that this site was just by a guy named 'mac' and there was some weird arch rap nerd joke in people saying it was mac lethal
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link