mark ruffalo is attractive

alfred do you think stanley tucci is hot y/n? i feel like we are aligned except when it comes to clooney.

oh man i watched 'my week with marilynn' last nite and the guy in it is soooo dreamy in a posh-o prada model-y way

He was in Savage Grace, in which he has a nice guy-guy makeout scene while Julianne Moore watches.

alfred do you think stanley tucci is hot y/n?

In the nineties definitely! I'm thinking of Big Night and The Daytrippers.

i am agnostic on tobey maguire he seems like a fool irl though

xp those are two of the best movies!

haha yeah, i also think he is an actual prada model. he gets the monthly vogue 'teenage model + handsome actor' spread for the dec. issue too

tobey macguire feels objectively wrong looking to me? sorta high wasp inbredishness or s.thing some lovecraftian taint to his frog features

He looks like a tadpole.

OH. What about Liev Schreiber?

of course

liev schreiber in walking and talking is all time

would threaten

Man I could do with some Thom Yorke cheesecake but I don't think I have my login on this phone.

liev schreiber in walking and talking is all time

― horseshoe, Tuesday, December 27, 2011

We're in mindlock.

i have a weakness for those boarding school lookin dudes

yup. dark hair + well-dressed = fuck yeah.

i don't want dudes from actual boarding schools, they're twats. i just want ralph lauren models.

He looks like the sweetest, smartest kind of bear too.

alfred if i'm ever in miami we will drink mojitos and talk about henry james and then have a hot boy movie marathon. if that's okay with you.

liev schreiber in walking and talking is all time

<3 <3 <3

I assume Kate already knows about this

i want the walkmen. that's what i want.

http://www.nme.com/images/09130_172506_walkmenL300109.jpg

1) can we stop with my government name, please? already?

2) WTF else would I possibly be referencing? Trust me, I knew about cheesecake *way* before you did. I think I was hosting cheesecake before it was even called cheesecake. Puh-lease.

sorry, FT! i didn't realize!

sorry yeah I didn't know

alfred if i'm ever in miami we will drink mojitos and talk about henry james and then have a hot boy movie marathon. if that's okay with you.

We can watch them in movies too.

i can't believe i read all this shit!!! fuck off gabbneb!! merry christmas everybody

Thx guise :-)

i can't believe i read all this shit!!! fuck off gabbneb!! merry christmas everybody

― slandblox goole, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:20 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

:D

These men all have such weird jawlines, this is really what I can't quite get with. They're all so square jawed with that weird chin sticking out.

I googled the dudes and the only one whose chin I find even remotely acceptable was Tobey Maguire but then this image...

http://www.thehunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tobey-maguire-20041114-15144.jpg

...popped up and I went kinda o_0 like WTF is up with that, like they photoshopped this pretty boarding school boy head onto this MASSIVE RIPPED BODY and it looks so utterly and completely RONG because with that face I would expect him to have a cute little ThomYorkeShirtless kinda chest. But instead it's Hollywood ripped rongness.

Sorry for the body policing, it just looks strange to me. So strange.

Bah, stupid website. It is this:

http://www.thehunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tobey-maguire-20041114-15144.jpg

i've said before that photographs are only a tiny part of the story with ruff which is why his attractiveness varies from role to role, because he is a v physical actor and it is often about how he moves. or rather how his movement often suggests a certain tactility, hes weirdly physically present in a lot of his movies. ....

― judith, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 11:19 AM (10 hours ago)

this is a sort of italianate quality he possesses, heavily gestural but extremely refined and completely unhistrionic unlike yr famous i-talian uhmerican strassberg prototypes

similarly he is capable of a sotto voce that doesn't suggest deffered/suppressed explosion or a sort of schlocky wrought 'intensity', which is quite rare in hwood

he is acutely brilliant in zodiac, i dont know who else can convey that ~saudade~, the pregant pause, the unobtainable catharsis

i wish there was a mark ruffalo thread to post that in

saudade is a great word. yes.

damn that is otm xp

this is a sort of italianate quality he possesses

yeah, i think so, too, i was trying to figure out a way to say it that's not racist or at least essentialist. you put it well.

i wish there was a mark ruffalo thread to post that in

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 5:31 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

lol :(

i bookmarked this thread so i can see "mark ruffalo is attractive" at the top and nod in agreement.

my god Topher Grace

I actually feel like *I'm* aligned with Alfred sometimes, what with Topher and Joseph G-L.

feelin good about guys itt, except for gabbneb

kinda can't believe Woody Allen is taking so long to cast Topher in a movie, the ideal window of opportunity is almost closed

feelin good about guys itt, except for gabbneb

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yes :D

I am going to respond on this thread to what you posted on the other thread, FT...

he is so ~unthreatening~ (i.e. womens desire for him is inauthentic)

Sorry, but that is not even close to what I'm saying. I regard the desire as quite authentic. I am very much saying (speculating, actually) that "unthreatening" (which you determined must refer to asexual boyishness when it in fact refers to a lack of adult ambition or perhaps even intelligence) is in fact what these women want.

women should fancy the kind of dudes that *I* fantasise about *being*" (because women shouldn't fancy who they fancy, they should fancy ... *me*)

Again, you completely misunderstand. My interest is much more in discovering the basis of the attraction rather than judging it, though I am doing a bit of the latter. While I do personally find more attractive the dudes I fantasize about being, as you put it, that's sort of a synergistic concept- I suppose I fantasize about being the dudes I find attractive (though it's probably more accurate to say that I am simply entertained watching them). Either way, I am not especially like those dudes, hence, wait for it, the fantasy. If I'm saying that someone should fantasize about the people who I find attractive, I'm simply suggesting that they should agree with me as I would to anyone of any gender about any object of aesthetic appreciation, such as a great or shitty band.

Sorry if that's too much "mansplaining" for you to handle.

such a ruiner

I am very much saying (speculating, actually) that "unthreatening" (which you determined must refer to asexual boyishness when it in fact refers to a lack of adult ambition or perhaps even intelligence) is in fact what these women want.

lol that you think this is somehow more acceptable

I don't believe that I was making that suggestion (or acknowledging anyone else as an arbiter).

Do you regard it as unacceptable to make the same suggestion with the genders reversed? If not, why the difference?

ambition makes u look pretty ugly

looks good on blondes iirc

kicking and screaming gucci little ck

If not, why the difference?

you are asking this question

When I am king you will be first against the mattress.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QeYUdXM08Hc/Tbq0dLpvxII/AAAAAAAABbY/1Ma3h7BoEfI/s1600/MR+%252811%2529.jpg

You aren't answering it.

Guys, I'm kind of starting to think Ruffalo is cute.