ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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As much as I dog living in MS, it has been nice getting the Saints game every week this season.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

thx for your help during the fantasy season, tiki.

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ protracted misery

GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

the dream is still alive/one day it will come true

http://www.befresch.com/crazewire/features/bands/cw.mellencamp.jpg

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

tennessee need the following to get a WC:

KC win, Denver loss, Cincy loss

unfortunately it looks like NE actually wants to win this game. ;_; GO VINNNNNNNNNNN-SUH

also, rodney harrison got taken out with a chop block. couldnt have happened to a nicer guy

aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh, so many penalties. tenn could still get this. yeah vince! within 3...

how about detroit maybe playing its way out of the #1 pick...

johnny crunch (johnny crunch), Sunday, 31 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

GO IGGLES ... AND YAY JETS!!!!!!!!!!

Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY the FUCK did Cincy blow one of their timeouts to ice the Pittsburgh kicker???? There's one minute left!!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

am i right that jax lost a chance at getting the ball back by JUMPING OFFSIDES on a 4th down?

johnny crunch (johnny crunch), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess that my punishment for posting that ugly-ass photo of jeff garcia has been meted out -- they just benched him b/c of the cowboys' loss.

even when they lose, i STILL hate the cowboys!! ;--;

Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

The play at the end of the Bengals / Steelers game when Holmes extended into the endzone was so. awesome.

Michael (Oakland Mike), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

LJ breaks Jamal Anderson's record for carries in a season with 416. congrats Herm, you just killed one of the best backs in the league

aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i should clarify my last post -- the cowboys lost, reid didn't want garcia to get hurt so he benched him and put in AJ feeley. OK for the iggles -- NOT OK for my fantasy team, since jeff garcia was my QB.

even when the cowboys lose, they FUCK me. reason 1,000,535 to hate them and parcells ;__;

Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 31 December 2006 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

NASDAQ INDEX 2.78 ^ GOOG 4.23 v SCHB 23.24 ^

aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Fantasy leagues that have games in Week 17 = BUSH

Marvin Lewis icing kicker = INSTANT KARMA IN THE ASS when Cowher did the same thing on the Bungles GW attempt - and it worked!

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 1 January 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

HELLO DENVER PLEASE GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 1 January 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at denver, lol at indy having to face larry johnson

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 1 January 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Indy vs. awesome running game
Belichek v. Mangenius III
Giants v. Eagles awesomeness
Dallas v. Seattle snooooze

Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 1 January 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

So which NFL player is going to get arrested tonight for blowing off steam via alkyhaul/drogs/guns? I mean, end of regular season + New Year's Eve on the same night, somebody's going to have a blowout.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Monday, 1 January 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

DOH for the Titans. Everything but the win.

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 January 2007 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"WHY the FUCK did Cincy blow one of their timeouts to ice the Pittsburgh kicker???? There's one minute left!!"

Marvin must be starting to huff the same stuff as his players.

The Bengals have had more success overall as a franchise, but like the Saints, they seem to have a history of pulling defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Considering everything, they did not deserve to go to the playoffs. They had a lot of key injuries to go with the off the field crap that led to some of their problems early on, but they still should have won 11 games.

Dallas Clark coming back for Indy is a pretty big thing. He played pretty good today, even with the big knee brace. For the Colts to have a chance in the playoffs, they are going to have to come out bombs away and try to get up a couple scores. If they can get up a bit, it will force teams to have to throw.

The evil Pats are lurking out there. I think they are kind of dark horse scary at this point, as their defense seems to have gelled and is much better than last year. If it ends up with NE and the Ravens for the AFC title game, I will be looking forward to baseball getting started. I will watch ANYONE but those two.

I think the Eagles might be the favorite now in the NFC, they definitely look like a more complete club right now. The Bears D is pretty average now and it doesn't matter who plays QB. Dallas, the Giants and Seattle are all pretty much a joke. I'd like to think that the Saints could get there, but they have been pretty ho hum since blasting the Cowboys in the last few weeks.

I've got a bad feeling it is going to end up with either NE or Baltimore winning it all and the thought of that makes me kind of sick.

earlnash (earlnash), Monday, 1 January 2007 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I know they have Schottenheimer and everything, but I really like the Chargers' chances. I think they're easily the least flawed, least injured team in the AFC.

Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 1 January 2007 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

So which NFL player is going to get arrested tonight for blowing off steam via alkyhaul/drogs/guns?

Broncos cornerback shot and killed in drive-by"

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 1 January 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Denny Green ass get crowned

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Monday, 1 January 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Vick Kills Coach

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Monday, 1 January 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

As much as I dog living in MS, it has been nice getting the Saints game every week this season.

-- The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (crump...), December 31st, 2006. (later)

not this week. saw the first td in the hotel bar, figured saints would dominate. ;_;

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 1 January 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

It made sense for them to pull the starters and sandbag a bit, with no change in seeding at stake. Deuce was even inactive, for no medical reason. I don't want to get my hopes up too high, but they look good going into the playoffs. That first drive was a bit of "here's a little reminder how bad we're gonna fuck y'all" to the rest of the conference, and the rest of the game was determining bench strength.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Monday, 1 January 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

they certainly fucked carolina on that opening drive. it was great to watch from the airport bar in atlanta, roffle at sad-sack falcons fans.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of which, roffle at jim mora.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Major roffle. I'd love to be a fly on the wall the next time Jim Jr. and Jim Sr. get together. They took turns shitting that bed.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I hold out hope for a Saints/Chargers Superbowl.

That Darrent Williams shooting is a real shame and a saddening story.

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i stayed home on friday night to watch the insight bowl. I hope someone in the nfl is crazy/dumb enough to give Mike Leach a job.

i too am terrified that Baltimore could win the SB. i think they have the best shot right now, though the pats could deliver unto them a mighty rapin'. i dont think the pats are good enough to win the SB right now, but tell that to the Rams I guess. the fact that KC and the Jets are in the playoffs should temper any "nfc sux u r all fags" talk imo. i have a feeling that Seattle could get hot in the playoffs, they looked good against SD when they weren't giving the game away (tho they were at home).

Kansas City at Indianapolis (u herd me~)
Dallas at Seattle
N.Y. Jets at New England
N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia

aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

re: Philly, they didn't exactly beat the Redskins in a convincing manner, and if you can't beat the Redskins convincingly and you expect to be a playoff team...well...haha I guess that makes you the Colts but seriously they are in third place (one out of the 'Boys and they lose the tie breaker with the Giants) and play both of those teams on the road the next two weeks. It's basically batshit insane to think they'll win all three of their next three games (hahaha they'll definitely beat the Falcons though).

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 3:22 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

lawl

aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i got drunk early last night. seriously i've never seen a team get torpedoed more by its own qb than the bears. they need to bring in someone else next year. i hear jake plummer will be available ; (

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

THATS CRAZYTALK GEAR

idk why but i really thought grossman would turn it around by the end of the season. lmbo @ me. anyway the defense is the real problem now :(

i'm thinking an eagles-pats or bears-pats rematch this year!

aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the bears' D got sonned by rex's miscues and were worn out pretty early on, plus they got those injuries.

god i couldn't believe grossman last night. that fumble & that second INT esp. they should see if they can wheel and deal for matt schaub or something, he's gotta be better. or vinny testaverde maybe?

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

So which NFL player is going to get arrested tonight for blowing off steam via alkyhaul/drogs/guns?

Travis Taylor.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Monday, 1 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

So which NFL player is going to get arrested tonight for blowing off steam via alkyhaul/drogs/guns?

i guess that this "honor" should be called "the steamer wilson award" (after that dude on the bengals in 1989 who was found in his hotel shower offa his mind on coke & may have cost the bengals the SB that year).

I know they have Schottenheimer and everything, but I really like the Chargers' chances. I think they're easily the least flawed, least injured team in the AFC.

schottenheimer is a BIG obstacle -- "death, taxes, and no team coached by marty schottenheimer ever getting to the SB," and all that. i'm picking the ravens v. seahawks.

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 1 January 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

actually, i just turned on the news and saw the story about darrent williams -- and i now want to revoke my "steamer wilson" comment. i didn't know about it when i wrote that post.

i feel shitty now :-(

(my predictions re schottenheimer, the ravens and the seahawks still stands tho')

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 1 January 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i am rooting for da jets in the "mangenius vs. team/coach voltron" rematch. even though i know that the jets are going nowhere fast during the playoffs.

and though i picked the seahawks to win the NFC, i also like the eagles' chances (even though i think that they'll lose it in the end).

Eisbär (Eisbär), Monday, 1 January 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Picks for this week: home teams/favorites all the way. But just to rank upsets in order of likelihood, I'll say Giants - Chiefs - Cowboys - Jets.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Monday, 1 January 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Kansas City at Indianapolis
Dallas at Seattle
N.Y. Jets at New England
N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

if the jets played the giants in the first round, who wins?

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Comedians everywhere.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

if jeff garcia laughs @ giant fan motherfuckers, then aj feeley laughs @ all of us:

http://boifromtroy.com/archives/aj%20feeley%20shirtless-thumb.jpg

Eisbär (Eisbär), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh mercy. Is that Maria Bello?

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

he sure is feeley-in', all right.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Maria Bello is a good twenty years older than that woman, and better looking. Be ashamed, Rock Hardy. Be ashamed.

LOL @ Mora Sr. being drilled on the coaching changes today on NFLN. Also LOL @ other commentators repeatedly suggesting that Falcons should consider Mariucci, way to have respect for yr fellow broadcaster dudes. "Your son sucks! You know who would be awesome, that drunk who is always on Eisen's jock and cryin' over Favre. He would be better...than your son LOL!~!!"

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link

lolol yes. i am kind of less than thrilled with vick being all like "WELL WE DIDNT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS OR POST A WINNING RECORD BUT I AM COMPLETELY SATISFIED WITH MY EXTRAORDINARY SEASON", it's this relentless quest for perfection that makes you wonder how anyone could say the falcons underachieve.

hearing mooch's name get thrown around scares me, keep those WCO mofos away from the team ploz.

aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I watched the end of the Cincy game with the sound off and a bottle of wine but WTF at the end of the game: (hazy sequence of events)

Cincy gets big play to put themselves in field goal range with less than a minute left

They race down the field and spike the ball to stop the clock

They can't the next play off in time so call a timeout

They then kneel down two times in a row

Miss field goal

lol

clevo lk (clevo lk), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link


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