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so many of the tourists act like they just stepped onto the set of logan's run or something when they're in the train stations, it's totally bizarre.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

escalators confuse people in the craziest ways possible. i've never seen anyone been as confused by, say, an elevator.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly I have to visit DC soon and see this WWII memorial. and give any clueless tourists the death glare.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

As was pointed out during the design phase of the WWII memorial, it's not so bad if you have the same taste in architecture as Hitler.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;
my workplace makes you enter the floor you're going to BEFORE you get on an elevator so now i have a habit of being confused by regular elevators and not entering my floor in a timely fashion because i think the elevator knows.

xpost yes yes visit DC!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ally that is some spaceage shit you got there

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually work on the set of logan's run ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost O. T. M!!!!!! especially since dc only seems to attract incredibly dumbass stereotypical ugly, slow, fat middle america tourists to it? who, like, apparently have never seen an escalator before, much less even imagined the concept of trains?

Ally as britisher, have your tips got smaller?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

tips are still 15%-20%, and dollar per drink in bars!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/03/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_22.html

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

your passport is still blue then.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52879#unread

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaha

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.projectplato.com/Tipping%20Point%20chart.GIF

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

can i just say that i'm thrilled by how much ppl love mindy kaling on That Other Racism Thread? because she is great.

also, we frenched once.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, sweet, there's ANOTHER racism thread?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like this:

that'sracist.gif
apu.jpg
funny_talkin.wav

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

dear doctor, thank you for the xanax now maybe my body will stop attacking me so frequently

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

also dear you guys, thank you for listening last night y'all are tops :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

man there is a lot of rolling stones in the departed

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

kate --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

WRONG ILXOR DUDE

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

GBX YOU UTTER BASTARD I NEVER GOT TO KISS RASHIIDA JONES ;_;

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

neither have i but i'm not whining about it

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i made out with mindy but she was on druqz and even though she really sweated me i never did anything about it because i was into her tall, hawaiian gorgeous friend who i never had a chance of landing

BLEW IT

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh man, you're sorry now.

[image]http://www.tvfodder.com/archives/mkaling.jpg[/image]

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

DAMMIT THIS SANDBOX

http://www.tvfodder.com/archives/mkaling.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

hi Kevin, sorry I missed your post about the HC! hope you had fun!

always. dan and his supercute friend katie came out then jesse showed up just before midnight. after we closed the bar we were going to go to nick's but i ran out of money and the atm wouldn't give me any more so i went home. i fell asleep on the redline and woke up at 47th street. then i went to mcdonalds at chicago & state and ate cheeseburgers.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so my mom bought this card that she thought was hilarious, you open it up and then it starts singing captain & tennille's love will keep us together at you (starting at the part that goes I WILL I WILL I WILL I WILL really crazy and loud and actually kind of scarily), and kept making me listen to it all weekend.

so, i go to the cvs just now and there were two girls DOING THE EXACT SAME THING WITH THE EXACT SAME CARD.

why can i not escape this terrifying thing?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin --
[noun]:

A lewd street performer

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

random phrase generator OTM

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thereverend.com/barfield/images/barfield036.gif
wtf

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCKIN A IS WHAT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

LOVE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHA

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

kultur terror

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I will, I will, I will, I will
Be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
I'll need you now and I'll need you then
Stop 'cause I really love Ya
Stop I'll be thinking of Ya
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

need i say it

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

do i have to even suggest it

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

FA's need to cover that on Tuesday

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"Love Will Keep Us Together (at least 3/4 of the band version)"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

SHH YO YOU SIGNED A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to buy each and every single one of you one of these cards for your birthday.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

MINES THE SAME DAY AS HUEY LEWIS AND GOOSE GOSSAGE FYI

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

well i'll remember to send them each one too!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i share a birthday with bobby darin and also the all of the greatest directors of all time: george lucas, sofia coppola, and robert zemeckis.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i share a birthday with raymond chandler, halie selassie, martin gore, woody harrelson, slash, phillip seymour hoffman, and the late larry "bud" melman

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/hardday-mike.jpg
^^^^ yes kitty you are correct

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

that kitty 8080

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

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