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I got "like butter in both texture and appearance" and "likes to steal tins of tuna".

It really is time to consider a diet.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 23 March 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

OH SHIT YOU DID NOT

Laurel --
[adjective]:

Pretentiously academian

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

remind me not to invite you guys over, i don't want my cat food disappearing

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

mine was slightly inaccurate; I prefer to steal whole tuna.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that is very difficult to pull off, they weigh like 800lbs! i am impressed.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

hi Kevin, sorry I missed your post about the HC! hope you had fun!

hi everyone!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hi!!! how are you? i am bored :\

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

moi aussi

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

my play last night was like being trapped in an enya video. also, my 1st cab driver yelled at me so i got out and hopped in another cab. if georgetown would just get a metro station i'd be fine. of course, that will never happen and probably can't happen.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah the good people of georgetown don't want a metro stop because they want to keep out the riff raff. an obviously working plan.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah the riff raff just take the bus!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i usually walk

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i would have walked but it was drizzling and i didn't want to walk uphill and plus i wanted to listen to HOT JAMZ w/ZR & PS

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah yeah in my day we had to walk uphills both ways etc. i did notice it started drizzling all weird like last night! it didn't seem to last long though. i was kind of hoping it'd rain because it'd be nicer today if it rained out, i would think.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, sometimes I feel like I already know you. when I lived in DC, I was always complaining about lack of metro stop in Georgetown bc we can't have the undesirables getting into our awesome, totally fratty part of town. :(

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking Georgetown. they had all the shopping, though! bastards.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

the temperature was perfect though! spring is the best season in DC

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

is it cherry blossom season yet? I remember how all the tourists would stop at the top of the Metro escalators and not realize that they had to move, otherwise they'd cause a critical backup. grrrrr. cherry blossoms were pretty, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oooooh one time i got dragged to cherry blossoms with $inlaw and it was like the bataan death march i swear to god, they were tearing through the entire mall so quickly. it was POSSIBLY the most stressful day of my life?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i love the cherry blossoms, but that's because my office marches down every year at lunchtime to check out the tidal basin, it alwys rules hard and they give us free lunch.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

DC is really too small to allow tourists in. they should be forced to enter a lottery or something; only a few at a time.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh that would be the awesomest

xpost O. T. M!!!!!! especially since dc only seems to attract incredibly dumbass stereotypical ugly, slow, fat middle america tourists to it? who, like, apparently have never seen an escalator before, much less even imagined the concept of trains?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

the Mall is really beautiful, no jokes. I miss DC something fierce at times because of it. I was always a big sap about visiting it unless it was tourist season. then I was filled with rage.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i was a sap about it, too, until they tossed the WWII monument in the middle of it. now i am still sappy but less so.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

there are days that i get on at dupont and i just seriously consider throwing entire tour groups onto the tracks.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, really, how do you not understand that when you get to the top of an escalator, you walk away in timely fashion? otherwise all those people behind you have nowhere to go? it's not rocket science.

xpost I haven't seen the WWII monument. is it terrible?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

have never seen an escalator before

OTM!!!

it always amazes me seeing troops of boy scouts or whoever walking in place on escalators and yelling "look at me!" to the rest of the troop. Maybe I had a very technologically advanced upbringing but for serious don't they even have escalators in malls?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost. . .and cursing them out in German!

horseshoe, i don't think it is terrible once you get inside the actual monument, but from a distance it looks pretty awful in my opinion

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

the WWII monument is nice actually but it's just in a really odd position, and it's not very inviting from the outside view, i think? it's weird.

and yes!!! people being all amazed by escalators!! i mean ok the dupont one is approximately 87 miles long so i can understand taking a picture of it but, srsly? it's not a ride? it's just an escalator? chill out? and yes when you get to the top MOVE.

though really honestly? the worst is actually the people who live in dc who rush up the escalator but then come to a DEAD STOP when they get to the top couple steps and just stand there and wait. wtf is that about?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

so many of the tourists act like they just stepped onto the set of logan's run or something when they're in the train stations, it's totally bizarre.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

escalators confuse people in the craziest ways possible. i've never seen anyone been as confused by, say, an elevator.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly I have to visit DC soon and see this WWII memorial. and give any clueless tourists the death glare.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

As was pointed out during the design phase of the WWII memorial, it's not so bad if you have the same taste in architecture as Hitler.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;
my workplace makes you enter the floor you're going to BEFORE you get on an elevator so now i have a habit of being confused by regular elevators and not entering my floor in a timely fashion because i think the elevator knows.

xpost yes yes visit DC!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ally that is some spaceage shit you got there

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually work on the set of logan's run ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally as britisher, have your tips got smaller?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

tips are still 15%-20%, and dollar per drink in bars!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/03/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_22.html

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

your passport is still blue then.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52879#unread

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaha

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.projectplato.com/Tipping%20Point%20chart.GIF

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

can i just say that i'm thrilled by how much ppl love mindy kaling on That Other Racism Thread? because she is great.

also, we frenched once.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, sweet, there's ANOTHER racism thread?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like this:

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― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

dear doctor, thank you for the xanax now maybe my body will stop attacking me so frequently

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

also dear you guys, thank you for listening last night y'all are tops :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

man there is a lot of rolling stones in the departed

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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