J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

wait a second, Cousins hustle?!?!?

THE JIMMER EFFECT

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLE

i want mike brown to not be a total failure, but he's seriously playing derek fisher right now

a fucking shock that tyreke evans took fisher to the rack and got fouled

PRIMOS

demarcus is killing me rn

god, the lakers are a mess

remember last year when the Hornets for some reason decided Thornton wasn't a starter and played Belinelli and shit

fucking gavin maloof

i mean the lakers had a do or die possession and fisher literally could barely get the ball passed half court and then he passed to world peace who was unguarded w/in a 6 foot radius who then shot a three off the side of the rim

i can't even

DEMARCUS TAKES THE CHARGE ON KOBE

this game is so hilarious

LOL DMC I LOVE YOU

loooooooooooooooooool demarcus gets t'd up

wtf lakers

the lakers are gonna lose by how much tomorrow night?

the last 3 minutes of that game were an absolute disaster

westphal gettin' pretty snuggly on the bench

jazz +12.5 for tomorrow night, who are you taking

and by that i obv mean -12.5

bodog has lakers -4.5 right now -- feel like i might bet my entire bank account on the jazz

tristan thompson had a nice game tonight

deron really shot 11 threes tonight?

six points and six fouls for capt jack in his emotional return to charlotte

spencer hawes really broke us off with 10/14/9 tonight

wow the fuck is wrong with chicago

I'm still adjusting the new reality of Demarcus Cousins: gritty hustle player

feel like we kinda got robbed with bynum being out -- him and demarcus might've fought each other tonight

the ILH fantasy league having a limit of 1 add per week is rough

Afterward, there was a bit of drama in the Wizards’ locker room, where power forward Andray Blatche—who opened a pregame speech to the home crowd by saying, “This is your captain, Andray Blatche”—voiced displeasure with the play-calling and said he should get the ball down low more than out on the wings. He then repeated that complaint on Twitter.

loll

it's not a rivalry. we beat them every year. oh my god. i don't care if they beat us tonight.

lol kobe

this reminds me that early-season results can be deceptive.

dallas is 0 -- 2 for the firs time since 2006 -- 07, which is also the last time the mavs were coming off a trip to the nba finals. that team actually went 0 -- 4, yet wound up winning 67 games.

(ESPN)

LOOK AT ALL THESE BOXSCORES XD

so psyched dude

blake-ebanks-world peace-walton-murphy

i mean this unfathomably bad

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lol this season really does feel like a bizarro NBA, w/ the lockout. mike brown's lakers featuring metta world peace and a guy who got his last name from a dotcom company 10 years ago

ha totally, weve crossed over

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laaaaaaaakers

hoopdatas advanced box scores r p sweet http://www.hoopdata.com/boxscore.aspx?id=311226009

HD box scores

Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds -- Doc on LeBron: "He's good. You know that, right?"

lol love doc forever.

so I met this guy the other day who's from the same town in NJ where bynum's from and he told me he and his bros beat bynum in a game of beer pong 1 year after bynum was drafted

that is all

pwn

that's funny if only because bynum should have the wingspan to kill @ beer pong

However, nothing indicates he has the co-ordination to play beer pong, or any ping pong related game.

not sure i'll get to see it, but looking forward to watching norris cole try to play rajon rondo tonight. rondo's awesome, obv., and norris isn't in his league right now (and may never be). still, norris will be a very good player, i think.

oh hi http://i.imgur.com/LUL7D.png

You know my favorite stat? Team win-loss record.

TWL is calculated by some bizarre black box formula iirc. I don't trust all that sabremetrical wizardry.