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Evans said family members are struggling to help their children understand their ordeal. A counselor said Stevie needs to improve his distinction between fantasy and reality, said Heather Evans, Stevie's aunt.
"He fully believed he morphed," she said.

They obviously explained to the kid that he under no circumstances was to accurately describe any of the bad guys to the police, right?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I hadn't until recently, they are fun.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

**now about "norfolk enchance", dr c? **

That's great, Ken! We are the defending champs, so we ought to have a folk enchance, BUT....I like it.

― Dr.C (Dr.C), Friday, 1 December 2006 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe you have been on a date emsk, but just didn't know it . . .

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:13 (seventeen years ago) link

In (x location) the dates go on YOU?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

?? how? oh fuckit, i'm going back to bed. no! i need to go and rescue my bike.

― emsk ( emsk ), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning, people. I have just been robbed. BY CHARITY

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

*cut to emsk's bike tied to a railroad track, with an evil moustached villain (looking suspiciously like FP) cackling portentously behind a rock.*

Or not like that at all?

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey! I don't have a moustache!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning, people. I have just been robbed. BY CHARITY

ihttp://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/robin-hood-1.jpg

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Like that, but with more slippers.

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Bah, didn't want to embed teh image anyway. All my old l33t HTML skills have fallen by the wayside. How do you do it in Sandbox ILX?

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I think

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

*cut to emsk's bike tied to a railroad track, with an evil moustached villain (looking suspiciously like FP) cackling portentously behind a rock.*

Or not like that at all?

eheh no not really! i left it at the shimura sisters' house the other night bc it got a puncture which i fixed but then when i tried to leave it had another one and it was 1am and i couldn't be arsed, just wanted to get moving, plus they had to go to sleep. i am bloody sick of it taking twice as long to get everywhere. and i had to miss the end of the monade gig last night to get the last train. and monade were ACE.

― emsk ( emsk ), Friday, 1 December 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOD MORNING!!! Afternoon, whatever it is now.

God, I was tired and emotional yesterday. I'm back on top of the world today, and everything is wonderful. Hurrah! It's Friday, let the flirting commence. Except, bah, I'm on Month End today, boo hiss, etc.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

HOORAY!

― g0000blar (g00blar), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone want to drink some beer this evening?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been listening to That Dog all morning. GOd, I love That Dog.

"A drunken kiss and a drunken night
Hungover morning and a sobering cry"

...with multitudes of girly harmonies and magnificent violins going everywhere. I wonder if I can get Frances to do some violining for us - she said she was perfectly happy to record with us.

also, I'm at the LAST CHAPTER of Julie Burchill. She actually made me LAUGH OUT LOUD SO HARD that people moved away from me on the train this morning. Like, crying, I was laughing so hard. She is wicked and evil and terrible, but she is just SO VERY FUNNY. I'd forgive her anything.

Also, Gooblar, what was that you quoted up there? Is that Portnoy's Complaint? Who's it by? I'm going book shopping this weekend, maybe I should get it.

I'm not going to get out of work until 10 or so, but if you're still drinking, I'm there, Ed.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link

yes! xpost

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you in town, TISSP!? Clerkenwell is a long way to go for a beer from Cambridge!

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no, but i will drink with you in SPIRIT

(perhaps we can have a live satellite link up)

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i will be in town next thursday evening though

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh no, TISSP and Stence in town at the same time, I will EXPLODE.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

(i will only be there for a couple of hours though, so unless anyone wants to drink in KX for an hour, things may not work out :( )

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

OH OH OH but what are you people doing on the 9TH OF JANUARY?

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

by which i mean the 13TH, of course

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea! That's, like, next year!

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I know! Normally I wouldn't have a clue myself but it's my BIRTHDAY PARTY!

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

AAAAAHHHH!!! OK, I am going to your birthday party, then.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link

yay!

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link

beer tonight - mebbe - i am thinking of either going to see the rebeccas somewhere in whitechapel (don't know anything about them, the belgian wants to go) or future of the left (ex-mclusky) @ lumi. where are you thinking of drinking?

― emsk ( emsk ), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh damn, that's only 3 days after my wrist operation. I'll probably be wearing a brace and not very mobile with my hand.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Wherever there is beer and company. Xpost

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't need a hand to drink

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

And hott boys:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/LennonWoreChucks/Picture%20Stash/sm1.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post!

I do so need hands to drink! How else am I going to hold the booze? And I refuse to drink booze through a straw. (Especially magic straws like Suzy tried the other night.)

But no. Hott boys shall never lead me into the Chasm of the Delayed Aftereffects again.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I will hold the bottle of tequila for you! We can get a funnel and everything!

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Get behind me, Satan.

AND NO GRABBING MY ASS WHILE YOU'RE BACK THERE.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you have another hand kate! unless... unless... i've been missing something?

― emsk ( emsk ), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

That is my left hand. My left hand does not know what my right hand is doing. That's how I play guitar, after all!

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

TSM boys are always on time. They have watches!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/LennonWoreChucks/Picture%20Stash/sm2.jpg

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d5/250px-FlavaFlav.jpg
pwnd

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, we will pour the beer down your throat for you. No hands necessary.

However, Clerkenwell is also far for me... this week (wiggles eyebrows suggestively)!

― substitute, mitya for him (mitya), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha! x-post

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god i'm so bored today

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i am seriously tempted to start playing civ right here, right now

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

lunch suggestions for under £1, anyone?

(since i woz robbed)

― tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Not allowed to talk about Civ here, tissp. The rule is "take it to ILG".

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I have so much to do today... arggh. But can't start any of it just yet.

You can get an egg mayo sammich at Sainsburys for 95p, I think.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

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