J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

Portland runs now for real it's pretty sweet

zbo and Marc gasol have combined for only 13 attempts this game

Rudy gay alone has 17

I think threes something to the rudy wrecks chemistry idea

if i had gotten into ILH fantasy this year my team name was gonna be Childish Cambino

uh u guys

http://www.pizzaprints.com/

^^ ad for this was just on nbatv and apparently it's real?!?!

i'd been meaning to talk to you guys about investing in my new venture

Jordan my team is NBA Jambino fyi

nice

if I were a jazz fan: thurlish bailbino

jammer is quite possibly the palest baller in NBA history

JIMMER

iPad u will understand

he's like a living LED bulb

guys, the mavs and lakers could start the year 0-2

:_;

:]

u dream about this kind of shit when ur a kid

the jimmer-thornton-evans thing is gonna work u guys

also I love you forever, chuckwagon

feel like m world peace has made the world more wonderful w his name

sup w the bulls

feel like the first month of the season is gonna be just wild and not particularly indicative of anything

steph curry is very easily the second best player on the floor

feel like the first month of the season is gonna be just wild and not particularly indicative of anything

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, December 26, 2011 11:20 PM (4 minutes ago)

otm

this is delightfully nuts http://deadspin.com/5871194

Lou Williams approached by gunman [Philadelphia Daily News]

very good headline

that's thug

http://www.nba.com/games/20111226/DENDAL/gameinfo.html?ls=gt2hp0021100012#nbaGIboxscore

look at the minutes played for the nuggz

this team is gonna win a lot of games

yeah was just marveling at that, lawsons the high man w/32

what did hollinger say about them in his west preview about the minutes

lemme look it up

he Nuggets go 12 deep, and George Karl, more than perhaps any other coach in basketball, will absolutely use all 12. I'm convinced it's his dream to become the first coach in history to have 12 players average exactly 20.0 minutes and 8.8 points a game, and he may come close to that goal this season.

i think the nba has the most homer announcers of any sport, even more than baseball

every single announcer is so cunty towards the other team

hahahaha otm xxp

yeah that hollinger bit had me lolling hard in public

oh god there's a second hyundai girl ad

kobe is 6-17 tonight o_O

new hyundai girl is so lamestream smh, miss u pamplemouse

the lakers having to play in utah tomorrow night is so lol/absurd

kobe had 8tos yesterday

can't believe fisher is still in the nba playing

remember when people thought JJ Hickson was good

remember when the cavs wouldn't trade jj hickson to the suns for amar'e

lakers playing 7 games in 10 days to start the season lmao

luke walton cannot guard demarcus cousins

demarcus cousins and jimmer fredette are on the same team

man when you bring up that hickson-amare thing with cavs fans they get so mad. full blown denial too.

feel like kobe really might lose it at some point this season

like i could see him spitting in world peace's face or something

this pretty much goes without saying but the mavs need dirk to play at a pretty ridiculously high level for them to be a factor at all this season. they look awful

kings fans lustily boo matt barnes

mike brown's major defensive adjustment for the lakers appears to be telling all the big men to just try to draw charges on every drive.

mike brown as coach of the lakers is an underrated subplot heading into this season