Pilot: "And if there's anything I can do to make your flight more enjoyable, please let us know." DO A BARREL ROLL!
And can we get some inspirational music, cheers, and high fives when the seatbelt sign goes off after we land? "We made it guys! Woo!"
― shaane, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
I'm in an airport. I have been here for six hours. I have twice boarded and disembarked the same plane and received eight delay notices.
How is your monday?
― toadstool might (tehresa), Monday, 11 November 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link