wtf, cnn.com sandbox edition

the two elevator deaths in NYC should go in here - ugh

fuck yeah painkillers

3 iirc. one woman tried to climb out of a stuck elevator and it dropped, another got caught between two doors as the elevator began climbing (the two other people on the elevator were hospitalized due to what they witnessed : / ), plus the lighter fluid murder.

god damn

*never gets into an elevator ever again*

http://www.fair.org/blog/2011/12/21/abcs-bogus-big-government-debate/

please tell me that perry actually referred to the thing you wear when you paint a thing rather than correctly using the word 'overhaul' as intended here:

GOV. RICK PERRY, R-TEXAS: Washington doesn't need a new coat of paint. It needs a complete overall.

Rick Perry and Sarah Palin need their own morning show.