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fuck you nazis

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that's your hstencil jr squat that was banned, isn't it?

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe I paypalled hard-earned US dollars to you fucks so you could "protect ILX against Jon." What a fucking scam; I am such a dupe.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, the one i registered to my domain DIDN'T ARRIVE.

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't really been paying attention to this but I'm kinda shocked to find out that the new code's main advantage is that it can't be hacked by one of our own users?! wtf jon

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"Protect ILX again rules of good taste"

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't really been paying attention to this but I'm kinda shocked to find out that the new code's main advantage is that it can't be hacked by one of our own users?! wtf jon

remains to be seen

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

oooh get him

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck you guys seriously.

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i would rather have old ilx be up like 60% of the time and get poxyfuled the other 40% than have new ilx up 100% of the time

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe I paypalled hard-earned US dollars to you fucks so you could "protect ILX against Jon." What a fucking scam; I am such a dupe.

UH, no, you paypalled it so we could buy a server after Andrew took his old one away. The amount of cash that was left over after that was a negative sum, so all the code and work is for free.

The old code could have stayed up for a bit longer, as the new server had plenty of headroom. But Jon fucked about with its many security holes, so we moved to the new more secure code, like he was obviously demanding.

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, the default text size is too big.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're going to ban me, you should be upfront instead of lying, you java-using nazis

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't register. It keeps giving me an error message.

ILX for me no mo :(

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

he demanded bookman font? JON YOU BASTARD

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Login failed. repeatedly. I give up for now.

Fuck this. fuck you guys. PEACE!

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

CRYING EAGLE BOOKMAN.JPG

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

wait are you really banning jon?

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

this is the funniest thing ive seen in ages:D

― 526 (526), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"protect against Jon" really means "protect against any and all malicious and unauthorized use" but the only person who's ever been so hard up about internet bullshit to actually hack this place is, in fact, Jon, plus his name is nice and short and easy to type.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

bad explanation for weak sauce, stet dude. demonize jon all you want, your code still sucks choad.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

than have new ilx up 100% of the time

It's been up for less than an hour! Give it some time!

second rule of IT: uh, ask your users about their preferences before changing things!

you've obv. never worked in IT.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

if all he's doing is running around causing massive problems for our coders (who are working for free) than fuck yes ban him.

not that anyone cares what I think.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter9b.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

did you just call me "stet dude?"

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

you've obv. never worked in IT.
-- Ms Misery (missmisery7...), February 21st, 2007.

Yeah it was a joke!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

pity the bookies wouldnt take bets on a histrionic all round meltdown as soon as it came back

― 526 (526), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

This pissing and moaning is hilarious, dudes! Keep it up!

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

CJ, just FYI: when my login was failing repeatedly it was because I was putting my screen-name in the field instead of the email address as requested.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

when you get banned it should have a huge ;_; and say like u banned! or something.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, that was one of the reasons, anyway. But the other one was ALSO my own fault.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

guys jhoshea is otm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

this board is full of whiners

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

in the meantime i will produce a serious magick greasemonkey thing for this but i need only ONE (one) feature request—allow new answers and actual thread pages to display post times and dates as absolutes (or even absolutes relative to current user time) as opposed to relative (i.e. "2 minutes ago"). Alternately, I note that msgs in each thread are given a messageid relative just to that thread — plz to also display (in a hidden html element even, like, uh, a hidden form element maybe, or in the "name" attribute of the anchor links) in the new answers page, the msg id of the last post in each thread.

Should be relatively low overhead and it will let me script up a quick user-side "unread answers" functionality (which will be coupled with user-side "#unread" functionality too!)

― sterl clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also yeah i will make a greasemonkey stylesheet thing to make this look super like the old ilx.

― sterl clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I am ip banned and cannot register an account on any email or even reach a login form. Have fun with a boring board with shitty code, lying nazi admins and ugly fonts! PEACE

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon, isn't this ironic? Don't you think?

― Nude Spock (Buddha), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i accidentally s=typed my email address wrong and had to settle for jh0shea in the do over.

and while we're making suggestions you should make it so everyone can change their names all the time cause thats one of the fun things.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Sterling stop being constructive you fucking hack!

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

UH, no, you paypalled it so we could buy a server after Andrew took his old one away

Wait - wasn't that one funded by ILDonations?

― milo (milo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

the def of "ready" is even more elusive than "a couple of days" 'round here

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

jon it is just the internets, be cool

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ha look i made a typo when i was talking abt the typo i made before

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I found Jon's choice of hack banning quite amusing but must say the irony of his banning is even better.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also can you add "unasked questions" next to unanswered questions? That way I know what we haven't talked about yet.

― sterl clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon, none of those things are true. I've unbanned hstencil jr to be certain.

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

DONT WORRY HES FROM THE IT DEPARTMENT /cat.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I still don't understand why Jon insists on fucking with the admins and/or doesn't just set up his own noize board elsewhere free from Britishes interference. Obviously he's capable of doing so.

― milo (milo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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