what do you think exactly mark jackson means by this 'random basketball team on the offensive end' thing he keeps saying
lolxp
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:48 (twelve years ago) link
Hand down, gameplan down.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:49 (twelve years ago) link
it's like the players are all wind-up toys to him
― cad, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:49 (twelve years ago) link
Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:49 (twelve years ago) link
"Guys I just want you to go down there, try and execute your sets, and the ball will go wherever the ball decides to go. We are but the witnesses. Hand down man down."
― C-L, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:50 (twelve years ago) link
NBA fights bear almost no resemblance to the street fighting you are envisioning there, Matt. 49 times out of 50 they amount to a brief scuffle with a few errantly thrown punches that glance harmlessly off a shoulder, and a lot of purposeless hubbub.
― Aimless, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:50 (twelve years ago) link
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:49 AM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
yeah you kind of get the sense that jackson wants to parlay this job into a tv gig
― cad, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:50 (twelve years ago) link
Ha!
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:51 (twelve years ago) link
No I think we are envisioning Bill Walker and Kevin Garnett meeting outside the arena with like switchblades and maybe some light tubes. At least I am.
― C-L, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:51 (twelve years ago) link
― Aimless, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:50 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
oh sure this is all hypothetical. Was just responding to the idea that Baron "saved" Walker from a KG beatdown.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:51 (twelve years ago) link
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink
its that professionalism hes always talking abt
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:52 (twelve years ago) link
It would be just like the "Beat It" video
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:52 (twelve years ago) link
when irl they both probably throw left hooks like they're swinging frying pans. xp
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:52 (twelve years ago) link
The fight, that is.
I wish I got the xpost message when posting from my phone.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link
I mean Coop, have you ever seen 7'0 guys try to box cuz it's not so good
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn2.mademan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bare-knuckle-boxer.jpg
― cad, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link
I wish I still had that mustache
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link
btw malone totally beats Shaq too
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:56 (twelve years ago) link
I can recall when Ed "Too Tall" Jones thought he could be a professional heavyweight fighter because he was good at sacking qbs. many lols.
― Aimless, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:57 (twelve years ago) link
if shaq punched the world the world would die
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:57 (twelve years ago) link
RIP, world b. free
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:58 (twelve years ago) link
plz tell Shaq to punch the internet. kthxbye.
― Aimless, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:58 (twelve years ago) link
if shaq punched the world the world would slip it.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:59 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3QzX1ZadJM
― C-L, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:00 (twelve years ago) link
btw, it is still dec 25 here on west coast, so our goal of 4000 posts before xmas ends is still in reach, if we truly hunger for it.
― Aimless, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:00 (twelve years ago) link
barkley totally won vs. shaq, be real.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:00 (twelve years ago) link
shaq never really attempted to fight anyone, because he knew they would die
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link
shaq might be awesome at greco-roman wrestling
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link
one time he threw a punch like four feet wide of brad millers head, p sure brad miller never fucked w/him again
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link
well, I wouldn't take bill walker vs. shaq, that's for sure
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:08 (twelve years ago) link
Alexander Shaqrelin
― C-L, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:09 (twelve years ago) link
Alternately, Shaqo-Roman Wrestling
This game sucks when this tangent has gone on this long.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:10 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah I feel like 4000 posts would be more likely if the game were more exciting, or if it were on TNT so it could also add some Inside the NBA posts.
― C-L, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:11 (twelve years ago) link
lol c paul icing the warriors right now
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:12 (twelve years ago) link
Man what you expect from a Warriors game.
― Ryan LZA (Leee), Monday, 26 December 2011 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
I gave up on this game in the third and have just been reading this thread.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
chris paul III
― amon, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
scored 6 straight, no one else touched the ball
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
LMFAO
― amon, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:15 (twelve years ago) link
At this point I can't watch that commercial and not wonder why all of LMFAO's celebrity friends get a line in except for Emmanuelle Chriqui.
― C-L, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:17 (twelve years ago) link
Also why it goes from eight to six. Maybe LMFAO can't count?
― C-L, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:18 (twelve years ago) link
flagrant LMFAOL
― amon, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:19 (twelve years ago) link
did u guys know lmfao is comprised of berry gordys son and berry gordys grandson
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:19 (twelve years ago) link
How does Rockwell fit in the lmfao family tree?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:20 (twelve years ago) link
hes one lmfaos brother and maybe ones dad
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks!
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:23 (twelve years ago) link
sure!
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:25 (twelve years ago) link
Per Wikipedia, Rockwell is also closely related to the group LMFAO through half-brother Redfoo, son of Berry Gordy and Nancy Leiviska, and SkyBlu, Rockwell's nephew through half-brother Berry Gordy IV and his wife Valerie Robeson.
― C-L, Monday, 26 December 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link