J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

big baby daivs ia an actual big baby, fact, he crey

As long as he didn't knock my glasses off because I'm blind as a bat.

mark jackson keeps calling his team offense a "random" offense as if he has no control over this

what do you think exactly mark jackson means by this 'random basketball team on the offensive end' thing he keeps saying

lolxp

Hand down, gameplan down.

it's like the players are all wind-up toys to him

Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart

"Guys I just want you to go down there, try and execute your sets, and the ball will go wherever the ball decides to go. We are but the witnesses. Hand down man down."

NBA fights bear almost no resemblance to the street fighting you are envisioning there, Matt. 49 times out of 50 they amount to a brief scuffle with a few errantly thrown punches that glance harmlessly off a shoulder, and a lot of purposeless hubbub.

Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:49 AM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah you kind of get the sense that jackson wants to parlay this job into a tv gig

Ha!

No I think we are envisioning Bill Walker and Kevin Garnett meeting outside the arena with like switchblades and maybe some light tubes. At least I am.

NBA fights bear almost no resemblance to the street fighting you are envisioning there, Matt. 49 times out of 50 they amount to a brief scuffle with a few errantly thrown punches that glance harmlessly off a shoulder, and a lot of purposeless hubbub.

― Aimless, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:50 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

oh sure this is all hypothetical. Was just responding to the idea that Baron "saved" Walker from a KG beatdown.

Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

its that professionalism hes always talking abt

It would be just like the "Beat It" video

when irl they both probably throw left hooks like they're swinging frying pans. xp

The fight, that is.

I wish I got the xpost message when posting from my phone.

I mean Coop, have you ever seen 7'0 guys try to box cuz it's not so good

http://cdn2.mademan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bare-knuckle-boxer.jpg

I wish I still had that mustache

btw malone totally beats Shaq too

I can recall when Ed "Too Tall" Jones thought he could be a professional heavyweight fighter because he was good at sacking qbs. many lols.

if shaq punched the world the world would die

RIP, world b. free

plz tell Shaq to punch the internet. kthxbye.

if shaq punched the world the world would slip it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3QzX1ZadJM

btw, it is still dec 25 here on west coast, so our goal of 4000 posts before xmas ends is still in reach, if we truly hunger for it.

barkley totally won vs. shaq, be real.

shaq never really attempted to fight anyone, because he knew they would die

shaq might be awesome at greco-roman wrestling

one time he threw a punch like four feet wide of brad millers head, p sure brad miller never fucked w/him again

well, I wouldn't take bill walker vs. shaq, that's for sure

Alexander Shaqrelin

Alternately, Shaqo-Roman Wrestling

This game sucks when this tangent has gone on this long.

Yeah I feel like 4000 posts would be more likely if the game were more exciting, or if it were on TNT so it could also add some Inside the NBA posts.

lol c paul icing the warriors right now

This game sucks when this tangent has gone on this long.

Man what you expect from a Warriors game.

I gave up on this game in the third and have just been reading this thread.

chris paul III

scored 6 straight, no one else touched the ball

LMFAO

At this point I can't watch that commercial and not wonder why all of LMFAO's celebrity friends get a line in except for Emmanuelle Chriqui.

Also why it goes from eight to six. Maybe LMFAO can't count?

flagrant LMFAOL

did u guys know lmfao is comprised of berry gordys son and berry gordys grandson

How does Rockwell fit in the lmfao family tree?

hes one lmfaos brother and maybe ones dad