J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

tall skinny guys dominatin' street fights on the reg

that's why so many bouncers are 6'7, 195

lol cp3 def a fattey

street fights on the reg, sure matt

plz share w/us more of yr tough man tips

where are all the tall skinny guys in UFC I wonder

octagon knowledge, dropped

bill walker is more street urchin/wino than thug

i think the bigger issue is your assertion that 6'6 235 is some kind of impressive or notable build!

it's way bulkier than 7'0 250.

xp jon jones, dude from my hometown, is p tall and skinny iirc

matt "devils advocate" armstrong

my new years resolution will be to not argue with matt armstrong on ilh

kg is a pussy, matt knows, dont you see, this is an important point to make, because

xp jon jones, dude from my hometown, is p tall and skinny iirc

― k3vin k., Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:41 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

for UFC he is.

jon jones is 6'4 205 where does he fall on the hierarchy of tuff doods

kg is a pussy, matt knows, dont you see, this is an important point to make, because

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:43 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

It's not that he's a pussy, it's that really lanky skinny guys are not built for combat unless they've developed good coordination with punching. Shorter, more strongly built dudes are at an advantage in clumsy street fights, not a disadvantage. KG's reach advantage won't mean shit.

None of you should argue with me because I'm a touch over 6'4" and 250 lbs. cad knows - I'm a hulking brute.

POLL PLZ

i could take kg personally, let him try to bark at me like a dog, i know --a basketball fan

it's true ez snappin could take bill walker i have seen both irl

big baby daivs ia an actual big baby, fact, he crey

As long as he didn't knock my glasses off because I'm blind as a bat.

mark jackson keeps calling his team offense a "random" offense as if he has no control over this

what do you think exactly mark jackson means by this 'random basketball team on the offensive end' thing he keeps saying

lolxp

Hand down, gameplan down.

it's like the players are all wind-up toys to him

Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart

"Guys I just want you to go down there, try and execute your sets, and the ball will go wherever the ball decides to go. We are but the witnesses. Hand down man down."

NBA fights bear almost no resemblance to the street fighting you are envisioning there, Matt. 49 times out of 50 they amount to a brief scuffle with a few errantly thrown punches that glance harmlessly off a shoulder, and a lot of purposeless hubbub.

Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:49 AM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah you kind of get the sense that jackson wants to parlay this job into a tv gig

Ha!

No I think we are envisioning Bill Walker and Kevin Garnett meeting outside the arena with like switchblades and maybe some light tubes. At least I am.

NBA fights bear almost no resemblance to the street fighting you are envisioning there, Matt. 49 times out of 50 they amount to a brief scuffle with a few errantly thrown punches that glance harmlessly off a shoulder, and a lot of purposeless hubbub.

― Aimless, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:50 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

oh sure this is all hypothetical. Was just responding to the idea that Baron "saved" Walker from a KG beatdown.

Jackson is taking so many shots at Nellie and Smart

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:49 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

its that professionalism hes always talking abt

It would be just like the "Beat It" video

when irl they both probably throw left hooks like they're swinging frying pans. xp

The fight, that is.

I wish I got the xpost message when posting from my phone.

I mean Coop, have you ever seen 7'0 guys try to box cuz it's not so good

http://cdn2.mademan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bare-knuckle-boxer.jpg

I wish I still had that mustache

btw malone totally beats Shaq too

I can recall when Ed "Too Tall" Jones thought he could be a professional heavyweight fighter because he was good at sacking qbs. many lols.

if shaq punched the world the world would die

RIP, world b. free

plz tell Shaq to punch the internet. kthxbye.

if shaq punched the world the world would slip it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3QzX1ZadJM

btw, it is still dec 25 here on west coast, so our goal of 4000 posts before xmas ends is still in reach, if we truly hunger for it.