J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

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yes I'm kidding. Can't get behind the Bieberbot.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

mark jackson: truthteller.

"guys, you suck. i mean, really."

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

haha van gundy on jackson: everyday he brought me down

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

Hands down, Van down.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

:)

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

if jordan emerges as a srs defender clips could be v real

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

respect to breen & svg for doing two games in one day on xmas

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

er, jvg

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

does cp3 look a little out of shape?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

not badly, just a little.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

c paul looks slightly fat

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:29 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

god, the warriors are hilarious

jacking up a three from a foot behind the line w/ 19 seconds left on the clock

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

respect to breen & svg for doing two games in one day on xmas

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah this is about as hard as announcing gets

cad, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

maybe that's why he looks so tentative on offense xxp

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

what a crappy half of basketball.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

jacking up a three from a foot behind the line w/ 19 seconds left on the clock

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 10:50 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

it was a 2 for 1 brah

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

forgot how much i like listening to jeff van gundy's announcing.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

2 for 1 not worth a 27' from a Heat cast-off.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

Q: what message has mark jackson had for you so far?
A: that we're really terrible, just awful.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but a two for one doesn't make any sense if one shot has a 20% chance of going in

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think the shot clock was the issue there though.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

Not shot clock but game clock.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

there were 30ish seconds on the shot clock, hence why you have to rush the 2 for 1

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

I'm giving this game 5 minutes into the third to see if either coach made any adjustments (ha!) before I bail.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but a two for one doesn't make any sense if one shot has a 20% chance of going in

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 10:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

you sure about that?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

it doesn't make sense to play 2 for 1 with 30 seconds. Leave them 8 seconds to get a good shot instead of giving yourself 4 seconds after their full possession.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

30 seconds seems like the sweet spot for a 2 for 1 to me.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

its an interesting question

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

like for one thing you can basically rely on the other team to not use their entire shot clock, prob add an average of 6 seconds to yr 2nd possession

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

Ethan Skolnick @EthanJSkolnick -- U > Del Negro. RT @kevinarnovitz: Every starter on the Clippers has a strength or two. Not one of them has been put to use even remotely.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ kobe blocked at the buzzer

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

clutch

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

lol at luol's textbook travel that wasn't called.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

the Lakers and Celts both got screwed out of wins today, cats and dogs living together etc.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

NBA 2011-2012: No Country For Old Men

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

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Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

NBA 2011-2012: No Country For Old Men

― EZ Snappin, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:08 AM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

haha otm

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

what is mark jackson talking about?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

'listen up to this last thing' i am enjoying this mark jackson locker room clip so much

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

Mark Jackson's halftime speech sounded like it was cribbed from Under Armour commercials.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

um so at one point there was an ish smith-klay thompson-brandon rush-dorell wright-udoh lineup out there?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

don't scoff mark jackson will eclipse phil jackson v soon.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

Innovative coaching means innovative lineups.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

i love that theres an nba player named 'ish'

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

this game is like the 1st warm day at the playground

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

david lee is a v good offensive player im glad his arm was not taken away from him last year

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

Vinny appears to have told his team that the best players should shoot. Minor adjustment, but it might just win him the game.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

man just want to make clear how much i h8 uniforms that have piping on the collar but not the sleeves

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

i mean id ld love to see a team go w/a totally piping free minimal steez, but this unbalanced half way shit my god

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXSfZnoXBx8

amon, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:21 (twelve years ago) link


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