J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

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yeah the only smear on the dream team

cad, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

this game is hilarious, everyone is super psyched and so rusty

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

OHHHHHH YEAH, christian l.

why does the NBA insist on assaulting our ears with autotuned justin bieber?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

I think that's his natural voice.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

u r kidding, right?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

hm.

well, he has a lovely voice.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ mark jackson shitting on keith smart on national tv

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

yes I'm kidding. Can't get behind the Bieberbot.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

mark jackson: truthteller.

"guys, you suck. i mean, really."

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

haha van gundy on jackson: everyday he brought me down

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

Hands down, Van down.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

:)

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

if jordan emerges as a srs defender clips could be v real

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

respect to breen & svg for doing two games in one day on xmas

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

er, jvg

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

does cp3 look a little out of shape?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

not badly, just a little.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

c paul looks slightly fat

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:29 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

god, the warriors are hilarious

jacking up a three from a foot behind the line w/ 19 seconds left on the clock

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

respect to breen & svg for doing two games in one day on xmas

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah this is about as hard as announcing gets

cad, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

maybe that's why he looks so tentative on offense xxp

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

what a crappy half of basketball.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

jacking up a three from a foot behind the line w/ 19 seconds left on the clock

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 10:50 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

it was a 2 for 1 brah

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

forgot how much i like listening to jeff van gundy's announcing.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

2 for 1 not worth a 27' from a Heat cast-off.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

Q: what message has mark jackson had for you so far?
A: that we're really terrible, just awful.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but a two for one doesn't make any sense if one shot has a 20% chance of going in

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think the shot clock was the issue there though.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

Not shot clock but game clock.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

there were 30ish seconds on the shot clock, hence why you have to rush the 2 for 1

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

I'm giving this game 5 minutes into the third to see if either coach made any adjustments (ha!) before I bail.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but a two for one doesn't make any sense if one shot has a 20% chance of going in

― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Sunday, December 25, 2011 10:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

you sure about that?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

it doesn't make sense to play 2 for 1 with 30 seconds. Leave them 8 seconds to get a good shot instead of giving yourself 4 seconds after their full possession.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

30 seconds seems like the sweet spot for a 2 for 1 to me.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

its an interesting question

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

like for one thing you can basically rely on the other team to not use their entire shot clock, prob add an average of 6 seconds to yr 2nd possession

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

Ethan Skolnick @EthanJSkolnick -- U > Del Negro. RT @kevinarnovitz: Every starter on the Clippers has a strength or two. Not one of them has been put to use even remotely.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ kobe blocked at the buzzer

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

clutch

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

lol at luol's textbook travel that wasn't called.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

the Lakers and Celts both got screwed out of wins today, cats and dogs living together etc.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

NBA 2011-2012: No Country For Old Men

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

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Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

NBA 2011-2012: No Country For Old Men

― EZ Snappin, Monday, December 26, 2011 12:08 AM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

haha otm

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

what is mark jackson talking about?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

'listen up to this last thing' i am enjoying this mark jackson locker room clip so much

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

Mark Jackson's halftime speech sounded like it was cribbed from Under Armour commercials.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

um so at one point there was an ish smith-klay thompson-brandon rush-dorell wright-udoh lineup out there?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

don't scoff mark jackson will eclipse phil jackson v soon.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 26 December 2011 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

Innovative coaching means innovative lineups.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 26 December 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link


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