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WORSE WITH EVERY POST.

KIND OF IMPRESSIVE, REALLY.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OOH, A CHALLENGE

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM IMAGINING A SERIES OF ABORTIONS LIKE THOSE NESTED RUSSIAN DOLLS, WHERE EACH ABORTION HAS A SMALLER ABORTION INSIDE OF IT

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

(XPOST) I LIKE TO THROW DOWN THE GAUNTLET BEFORE I HAVE TO PICK AL3X UP AND POSSIBLY GET SUCKED INTO PLAYDATES. THEN I HAVE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY WHEN I GET BACK.

OH WAIT, I THINK THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LOGICAL PROBLEM WITH THAT. (JOHN?)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

THE LAST TIME I GOT SUCKED INTO A PLAYDATE, I HAD TO GET TEH PENNICILLIN

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

TURDUCKEN

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THOSE LAST TWO POSTS. (ESPECIALLY IF YOU COMBINE THEM)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I WOULD CRUSH THIS ABORTED FETUS INTO A PASTE AND SPREAD IT BETWEEN YOU GET THE IDEA

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

JOHN YOU GET MY VOTE; I SURRENDER!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU GET THE IDEA
ABORTED FETUS PASTE
YOU GET THE IDEA

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

SERIOUS VIOLATION OF THE RULES OF HAIKU THERE, FB

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

TURDUCKEN, YES!

TURBORTION SOUNDS LIKE A MALPRACTICE SUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

IT SHOULD FEATURE PROMINENTLY IN TEH ABORTION CLINIC OLYMPICS DURING THE SPEED ROUND

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

LETS THROW THIS VACUUM PUMP INTO OVERDRIVE, BITCHES

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.google.com/logos/valentine07.gif

GOOGE

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

THE FUTURE OF REALITY TELEVISION EVEN MORE DIRE THAN PREDICTED

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOGE AWAY
YOU CAN GOOGE AWAY
STAY ALL DAY
IF YOU WANT TO

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY AM I HEARING THAT IN MY HEAD... SET TO MUSIC?

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE OF YOUR LATENT SCHIZOPHRENIA

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

MENTAL ILLNESS, YOU ARE A TUNESMITH

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

LATENT

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

THANKS GUYS I FEEL BETTER ALREADY. AND I NO LONGER NEED MY IPOD WHEN I GET IN THE CAR!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

LATEX SCHIZOPHRENIA

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU GET THE IDEA
LATEX SCHIZOPHRENIA
YOU GET THE IDEA

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU ALL WIN THE INTERNETS.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://sjl-static7.sjl.youtube.com/vi/hVnXyAERLQ4/2.jpg

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

TALKING IN ALL CAPS IS TIRING. FB, KALI AND I ARE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT TOE CELEBRATE VDAY BY DRINKING YOUR BOOZE COMPRENDE.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

My race card would be better if my Jewish and polish ancestors hadn't escaped.
As it is it's like "Oh, so that's why you like Klezmer..."

Well, it's hard to tell. My great grandfather grew up in an orphanage in WI, so...

I WANT MY RACE CARD!! NO ONE WILL FEEL GUILTY, JUST UNCOMFORTABLE!!
I prefer that, actually.

I miss the garfield generator thread.
Even the off topic posts were on topic...

― Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ALL CAPS OR NONE. ALL CAPS OR NONE. ALL CAPS ARE NONE.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ALL.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

FB I COULD INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND GR3TCH3N IF YOU WANT. (IS IT TIME TO STIR UP V DAY TROUBLE YET?)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

NEVER EVER ON VDAY

IT'S FUNNY BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M SPEAKING IN FORTE AND YES IT'S VERY EXHAUSTING WHICH IS WEIRD

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WELL I COULDN'T POSSIBLY INTRODUCE YOU *TODAY* ANYWAY; A. IS FINALLY GETTING OVER THE FLU AND I GET TO STAY HOME FOR THE NIGHT

IT IS EXHAUSTING TO READ THIS. I CAN KIND OF PICTURE US ALL STANDING AND SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR HOURS, THOUGH.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I SUSPECT WE WOULD ALL SOUND A LITTLE BIT LIKE THIS FELLOW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtb7BGF8p_I

HE HAS BEEN SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS FOR TOO LONG. OH THE HUMANITY.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

MY GOD THAT POOR MAN. IT'S PROBABLY TOO LATE FOR A FULL RECOVERY.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry to break the all caps flow, but I wanted to salute El Jefe for his courage to arrange the intervention Dan so desperately needs to reject his overwhelming homophobia.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

NED, YOU MUST ASSIMILATE!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

NED, WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER. MIXED CASE = MUDDLED MINDS.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

LEX SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY, BUT CALLING A MAN A SCHOOLGIRL IS MORE MISOGYNISTIC THAN HOMOPHOBIC. DAN HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS TO WORK THROUGH, BUT WE ARE ALL FRIENDS.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

wait dan hates fags?!?!

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

The Lex thinks Dan thinks that way. The Lex is deeply mistaken.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jw, a quick tip about Hastings thread; a lot of what is said is crazy b.s. If you read through RealILX and took it seriously, you might get the idea that I was a prostitute/assasin. And that's not exactly what happened.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't get what made this Lex person think that Dan is homophobic, though.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you might get the idea that I was a prostitute/assasin. And that's not exactly what happened.

Instead, you ARE a prostitute/assassin. Tense is key.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

No. No. No. Dan hates women.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

SARA NEVER ACCEPTED THE MONEY, FROM WHAT I HAD HEARD

(I told him that the way he wrote about music was the equivalent of a teenaged girl lipsynching to pop songs in the mirror and that his methods of analysis privileged image, fashion and PR over actual music. He decided I said this to him because he is gay, not because he writes about music like a teenaged girl etc etc etc.)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan hates gay women.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Instead, you ARE a prostitute/assassin. Tense is key.

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."

-MH

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Why am I suddenly having flashbacks of T0dd dancing to "Vogue?"

LEAVE THE PAST IN THE PAST PEOPLE

(AND NED, YOU JUST HUSH.)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

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