should I or should I not fly to a faraway place to murder someone?

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congratulations!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I see we are on the same page, then, I would shake your hand and purchase you one beer. uh xpost but I'll buy the baby a beer too.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dang it, babies trump melodrama

― damndoodyballs (DDDD____DDDD), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Congratulations!! Is everyone in fine health? I dunno about the new niece, but the old one looks like a keeper. Someday I will be an aunt and there will be children's books galore!

Also, we have already met, silly, at a FAP that Ally & TOMBOT came to.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hooray for babies that aren't mine. ally, i will drink that beer

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, well. someday we will meet when i am not already so drunk that ppl think i'm "special" (july 2005)...

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

:D I love youse guys all is forgiven.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4348/martimonial1ms4.jpg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, those websites really are quite amazing. Hours of entertainment

― damndoodyballs (DDDD____DDDD), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link

his profile isn't really I want to get married...it's more like, this is stupid, but what the heck. (he started it after his divorce, but before me, and I guess he did not want to give up. Understandable, there are things I started before him that I didn't want to give up either) But it bugs me if he's leading on some chick(s) who's('re) really looking to get hitched.

― damndoodyballs (DDDD____DDDD), Monday, 12 February 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

He's looking for a cheap maid for when he's married to you so you won't have to cook and clean.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 12 February 2007 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you are drawn to unavailable men, seek therapy now and mb u can have a healthy relationship one day in the distant future

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 12 February 2007 09:23 (seventeen years ago) link

When travelling long distance for the purposes of killing one should favour ground tranportation such as the train or bus as it is much less harmful to the environment.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, consider your carbon footprint when arranging murderous expeditions! I suggest you travel via pogo stick or space-hopper.

― C J (C J), Monday, 12 February 2007 10:59 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread has convinced me that we clearly need a "rolling ASK DRUNK ALLYZAY AND LAUREL FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE thread"

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

dang it, babies trump melodrama

T-SHIRT SLOGAN

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

When travelling long distance for the purposes of killing one should favour ground tranportation such as the train or bus as it is much less harmful to the environment.
-- Ed (dal...) (webmail), February 12th, 2007 10:55 AM. (dali) (later)

I love that Ed's such a hippy even on a hypothetical murder thread.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

you should wear terry cloth nappies as well. Disposable nappies are terribly non-biodegradeable.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Isn't murder giving a little carbon back?

― onimo (nu_onimo), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

+ removing dude's lifetime carbon footprint

― onimo (nu_onimo), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

All about emissions trading innit

― onimo (nu_onimo), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It certainly reduces the amount of carbon dioxide exhaled over the rest of the life expectancy. Doing the world a favor, why not?

XP hah

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like to state for the record that I was not drunk last night!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I just love the idea that some murder victim's last memory is Ed derangedly pogo sticking over to them with a long knife.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

At least they wouldn't have it for long...

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Kartik Raman looks a bit like Louis Jagger to me. FYI.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

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