J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

This is what I wanted to see the Heat do to everyone they played last year

yeah. they've "figured it out," maybe.

the last time they looked this unstoppable was third quarter of the first game in cleveland

yeah and that was against cleveland.

yeah, and that was just lebron hitting every shot. this is an entire team thing.

Makes me think Chandler was pretty important to last year's finals.

a roaring start to the lamar odom era

stepped away. has cole played since that opening few series?

very curious about his role/development. think he's a keeper.

lol odom ejected

terrible call tbf

yeah i haven't seen him since the first -- i assume he'll get plenty of run in the fourth q

lebron is kind of dirking?

this is total first game back in cleveland mode

maybe this is causation or maybe it's correlation but the lebron and wade have taken exactly zero three pointers today

"I've got bieber fever"
"I went up right behind him to see how big he was"

lol

I feel like Breen and Van Gundy sans Jackson are gonna be tremendous during Garbage Time all year long.

Sans Jackson makes everything better.

Agreed, but I like that they just went Breen and Van Gundy instead of trying to add another dude. (Unless they had managed to get Shaq from TNT, obvs)

31/7/5/2/2, 9-14/0-0/13-16 for bron so far

why isn't bosh playing?

he looked awful in the first half, but good question

that quarter was straight godmode from lebron

I am still boggling at Van Gundy's Bieber obsession

VC is also in midseason form

I'm just along for the ride with the Mavericks this year. I had them pencilled in for a first-round loss last year, they're clearly in 'let's make a big splash in 2012' mode, I'll just enjoy watching if they can pull off a decent playoff seed and maybe win a series.

bosh will be fine this year.

okay, lebron

haha haslem needed that point for a double-double, that's why he shot that

nah he's been shooting techs all game

lebron with a solid +32 today

Milo - did you get to go to the AAC?

chalmers cannot dribble?

yeah he's always been a questionable ballhandler for a poing guard

cardinal is +14 lol

Dallas really positioning themselves well for a 5th quarter comeback.

did you guys see delonte get stuffed by the rim there, lol

Lakers are starting Ebanks and McRoberts, lolololol

Nah, I found out I would have been replacing my roommate's brother. The incident was a faux pas, but not enough to bump family.

You are too kind.

I think you do get a free pass to be as loud and obnoxious as possible the next time you are in the apartment having sex, though.

Chris Sheridan @sheridanhoops -- Was is just me? Or did seeing M.Cuban w/trophy in Budweiser commercial make Miami the more likeable team in that blowout?

Fuck Chris Sheridan. The remora of NBA coverage.

Not gonna lie, I want a "World Peace" 15 jersey.

Lakers new identity is apparently "White Dudes chucking up threes"

joakim Noah's jumper looks like a chestburster escaping

blake's shot is so ugly

Hubie keeps saying "Ron Artest." Goddamn it, Hubie Brown, his name is METTA WORLD-PEACE.

Hubie still thinks its the 1940s do you got to cut him some slack.

So you not do you. Phone typing sucjs

no no, chris sheradin is the remora of nba coverage.

commercials in this lakers-bulls game alerts me that true jackson vp has gone on to bigger, better projects since the outrageous cancellation of her nickelodeon show.

what the hell is growing on lol dengs head