J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

This game is amazeballs.

heat could drop 75 on the mavs in the first half

forgot about rowdy roddy

Marion lost all his abilities when he lost the bad dye job.

roddy v cole is a match up

The Mavs won't repeat as champs, but we all knew that, didn't we?

budweiser loses 50,000 drinkers every time that commercial airs

hint: people don't like 'party rock anthem' because of lmfao

The Mavs won't repeat as champs, but we all knew that, didn't we?

― Aimless, Sunday, December 25, 2011 2:44 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark

don't tell matt armstrong

dirk's stroke def looks off

Hahaha see now when there is a "Hand Down, Man Down" reference it's hilarious instead of annoying.

mike miller time traveled to pebble beach 1976 to pick up that checkered blazer

jason kidd, career 36% shooter moves ever higher on the all-time 3 pointers made list

So who's watching the second half?

It's gonna take an awful lot of Dirking to make up this deficit, and even then the Heat look reaaaal cohesive now.

yeah how did they get so cohesive w/ no practices?

were they meeting secretly w/ spoelstra during the lockout

I guess they had all the charity games and such.

It's Dwyane and Lebron's magic beards.

My FIL wants to know when James became a Quaker

He's hoping his uneven beard length distracts people so they don't notice the receding hairline.

Tom Haberstroh
Miami up 62-41 at half. Heat on pace for 106 possessions after averaging 93.2 last season. So far, so good with Duckball.

lebron's dad must feel like a huge asshole

the heat have hair-issues. lebron's beard is bushier; udonis' hair has grown-in; mike miller has 70s, bj-and-the-bear-type hair.

many hair issues.

ew @ wilbon shilling for the decision

that was gross

Brian Windhorst
Heat over Mavs in FG% (51-29), fastbreak pts (18-4), paint pts (28-8), rebs (28-13), 2nd chance pts (10-0), score (62-41).

paint-points and rebounds are key stats there.

yeah, so gross that a dude took the proceeds from his vanity sploogefest and used it to help kids, whatever happened to our morals

this is a fucking annihilation

yeah, so gross that a dude took the proceeds from his vanity sploogefest and used it to help kids, whatever happened to our morals

― OH NOES, Sunday, December 25, 2011 3:18 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol get out of here

this is a fucking annihilation

it is, but brace yourself for the inevitable "comeback." see how crazy the announcers get when mavs cut lead to 20.

jesus christ, lebron

seanoconnz sean oconnor
Lamar Odom is always nailing 3's. On court and off the court.

I'm glad Miami didn't realize they should push pace last year despite everyone and their brother noting that they are built to do just that.

holy fuck

im drowning in my own cum right now

hooooly shit @ that

lmao jordan

This is what I wanted to see the Heat do to everyone they played last year

omg that sequence!

This is what I wanted to see the Heat do to everyone they played last year

yeah. they've "figured it out," maybe.

the last time they looked this unstoppable was third quarter of the first game in cleveland

yeah and that was against cleveland.

yeah, and that was just lebron hitting every shot. this is an entire team thing.

Makes me think Chandler was pretty important to last year's finals.

a roaring start to the lamar odom era

stepped away. has cole played since that opening few series?

very curious about his role/development. think he's a keeper.

lol odom ejected

terrible call tbf

yeah i haven't seen him since the first -- i assume he'll get plenty of run in the fourth q

lebron is kind of dirking?