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there are levels of not-getting-it in that thread unmatched by any since the time tuomas asked what the difference between chrises rock and tucker was, which was like a month ago

AND IT REALLY CAME TOGETHER WHEN THE HOOSTEEN SANG ALONG

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh that thread wtf

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

xp you know there is something i can't quite put my finger on about hoosteen's posting style that just drives me utterly fucking insane.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

it is possibly the way that 89% of his posts are some variant of "OTM" towards really not OTM people?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, right, that would be it

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

also the time that he tried to tell me that gang of four played like jazz musicians

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

well EVERYONE knows that's true

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

it almost feels like old ilx over there, what with the levels of stupidity

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Horseshoe, HI DERE, dan m, and what, Nabisco, ghost rider, Mr Que OTM.

jaymc on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:25 PM (24 minutes ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^ this is the funniest thing ever been written if you just read it like you are not an ilxor, or perhaps you are the lex or something.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, pretzel walrus, 69, I DIED, the schef otm

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hi DC folks. ghost rider, btw u r very funny when you're irritated by Britishers! I hate myself and everyone else for that thread, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so is it going overboard to post SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD at lj

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm reading all the otm posts to the tune of teachers by daft punk

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, I saw that you posted that, Ally, and you rule.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hi horseshoe, you said the most sensible thing on that that thread, so don't worry. i think it's time to let it die tho, it's just ethan, kenan, and louis jagger now. and frankly i have no proof that all of those people aren't just one bored performance artist, or possibly a robot.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i basically wanted to use the word retard to watch the british people freak the fuck out about how no one can say that and how offensive that word is the way they always do whenever an american calls something retarded on ilx. the bastions of sensitivity.

also, because louis is a completely retarded person.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

if i see one more picture of that fucker in a goddamned dress i am going to rip my eyes out

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is calling someone a "retard" acceptable, but taking the piss out of a black man for something unrelated to his colour isn't?

ailsa on Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:03 PM (1 minute ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i should try to get myself banned y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I think racist image threads are my catnip/kryptonite. :( I should take a walk.

xpost: can I just be a bitch? god, Ailsa is 1/2 the reason I couldn't just ignore that thread.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

no, Ally! think of ILNFL!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I CANNOT STAND AILSA AND ALMOST QUIT ILX BECAUSE SHE STARTED POSTING HORRIBLE, MOUTHY, SMUG BULLSHIT TO EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD FOR LIKE A MONTH STRAIGHT. SRSLY PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON THREADS TITLED "MASCARA" IF YOU DO NOT WEAR MAKEUP AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING SO YOU TERRIBLE AWFUL CUNT. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE CUDDLED UP TO THE SYS ADMINS DOESN'T MEAN ANYONE HERE NEEDS TO LIKE YOU, NOR DOES IT MEAN YOU SHOULD POST INTELLIGENCE-INSULTING "OPINIONS" EVERYWHERE.

ARRRRRGH I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER SO MUCH

I NEEDED TO VENT THAT

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel much better now :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean clicking on the parenting thread to go on about how she thinks having a baby is bollocks--wtf drugs are you on, that is like beyond kate the saint territory.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ailsa = willful misunderstanding

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i will read these internets no longer forever, if i knew any of these people in reality i would've AT LEAST spit in their beer by now.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, OTM. and she's not dumb, she's just inexplicably judgy mcsitsonhigh about EVERY FUCKING THING. the attitude: I don't understand it. so when she was all, you Americans are the real racists, I kind of licked my chops. this is my confession.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

(OTM to Ally's rant about Ailsa.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i think we can all safely blame all of this on john elway

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i think ailsa and jaymc (when he's being purposefully obtuse) should be locked in a thread together and neither let out until only one is still alive. there can only be one.

at most.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc would win because he probably has a spreadsheet detailing all of ailsa's weaknesses.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

:( jaymc is so nice, though. Ailsa is unnecessarily mean.

yeah, I kiss PP for bringing the Chompers of Elway into that thread.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.encorecelebrities.com/gallery/sports/john_elway_large.jpg
^^^ 8[

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, Nabisco, I can read. Thanks for asking.

ailsa on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:16 PM (16 seconds ago)

grrrr!

okay, I'm done. I promise.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

SHUT UP BLACK MAN I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS RACIST

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT JMZ ON THE INTERNETS

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, I love you guys. now I'm really done.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

man i wish i could find the website again with the teddy bear and all the celebrities holding it. i can't remember what the bear's name was meant to be though. that would've gotten us all on the bright side.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

that teddy bears name was Peyton Manning

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i found it :D
http://www.wicket.us/website_pictures/DerekJeter.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT JMZ ON THE INTERNETS

will you talk about the L train then?

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome to jeter's funeral home, i am so sorry for your loss

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wicket.us/website_pictures/ARod.jpg
ok this party is out of control

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i really wanna make a great zing on LJ's "cockmaster" comment but i'm not allowing myself to post on that thread anymore ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

DO IT

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i just realize that derek jeter signed an autograph to an inanimate object, maybe my mom IS right and he's got mild "specialness"

xpost christ there's a cockmaster comment now?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

mr que remind me to buy you a drink when i get back to dc, you are v v funny

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

pls to keep baiting lj forever

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha zr i stopped myself from making the very same zing ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

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