J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

I think lebron just teleported

lmao my phone autocorrected 'delonte' to 'feline'

ugh, norris cole is a baller

yeah, he's really fast and a nice passer. if he and one of miami's center-projects (e.g., curry or pittman) work out, team's going to be very scary.

curry has yet to check in

spoelstra looks like he could grow a good moustache

odom is so happy he has license to shoot w/o filing a request form w/ kobe first

unfair, kobe processed these requests promptly and conscientiously.

curry isn't ready. but he's really made an amazing amount of progress, given where he was (about 400 pounds) not long ago.

lol branden wright is so bad

pittman should be playing today tho

brendan wright looks like a mousier version of devin harris

kobe drove to staples today

https://p.twimg.com/AhiS-rICIAAVx_6.jpg

Van Gundy is takin' it to DirecTV.

god, JVG is too much

pittman should be playing today tho

yeah, tho i read that (largely because of the lockout), pittman's conditioning and weight have gone backwards. one herald writer tweeted that pittman looks heavier than curry at this point.

Kobe is apparently responding to the divorce by becoming Batman.

Brian Cardinal! lolz 4eva

The Janitor cleaning up.

honestly waht did bosh think would happen there

like a dwyane style eurostep is only effective when you're trying to step around a defender

yeah he should've just dropped it off to UD

young L has always been tolerable wtf

GOD BLESS HEINEKEN FOR USING THAT SONG IN A COMMERCIAL

lol whoops wrong thread

I think Bosh thought Cardinal would expect him to eurostep sideways and tried to outthink him by going in a straight line. But whiley Cardinal thought Bosh would think he thought that and instead thought he would go straight. Bosh responded to the foul call by exclaiming, "Inconceivable!"

That was funnier in my head.

thought you wre takling about young lamar odom and was like :?

Yeah what song is that, anyway? Ordinarily I will just Google the lyrics but it is more difficult with this one.

wtf is up with bosh

There's only one word for ilx hoops fans on xmas day: dominating.

miller is still hurt right? when's he coming back?

That's a bold statement

Millers never coming back

Yeah what song is that, anyway? Ordinarily I will just Google the lyrics but it is more difficult with this one.

― C-L, Sunday, December 25, 2011

jaan pehechaan ho, first song on the ghost world soundtrack.

wtf is this google+ commercial

I would pay so much money to be Google Hangout friends with Bill Walton and Kenny Smith.

Millers never coming back

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, December 25, 2011

yes he is! stop being mean.

It turned out that Miller was not the future 3-point shooter for the Heat. ;(

it's okay james jones is here

Who will contribute more: Miller or Curry?

tim reynolds, who covers the heat for fox-sports, says he saw miller hit 35-straight three-pointers last week in practice.

has lebron played all quarter

j0rd otm about dirk's hair, would like to run my hand through it (pause)

dayo otm

omg

that fast break was like the four horsemen

pretty sure i came after that fast break

Milo should be giving us the scoop from the AAC.

jesus christ the heat look good

I don't see the Mavs coming back to lead like the Celtics did.

jesus christ the heat look good

yeah, damn.

the heat def look like a 'team' on offense