J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

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bron bron over the exhumed corpse of vine carter

trippin! y'all!

COLE WORLD

<3 y'all!

odom is so happy he has license to shoot w/o filing a request form w/ kobe first

ugh, norris cole is a baller

omg @ taco bell beef crunch burrito

fritos... inside my burrito?!?

dirk's hair looks nice

wait, delonte is on the mavs?

you guys, norris cole

yeah he looks good

that unnecessary lebron slam O_O

was funny when he tried to pick dirk earlier and got called for the reach, it's like lol you don't just go picking the pocket of one of the league's premiere superstars in your first game ever

I think lebron just teleported

lmao my phone autocorrected 'delonte' to 'feline'

ugh, norris cole is a baller

yeah, he's really fast and a nice passer. if he and one of miami's center-projects (e.g., curry or pittman) work out, team's going to be very scary.

curry has yet to check in

spoelstra looks like he could grow a good moustache

odom is so happy he has license to shoot w/o filing a request form w/ kobe first

unfair, kobe processed these requests promptly and conscientiously.

curry isn't ready. but he's really made an amazing amount of progress, given where he was (about 400 pounds) not long ago.

lol branden wright is so bad

pittman should be playing today tho

brendan wright looks like a mousier version of devin harris

kobe drove to staples today

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Van Gundy is takin' it to DirecTV.

god, JVG is too much

pittman should be playing today tho

yeah, tho i read that (largely because of the lockout), pittman's conditioning and weight have gone backwards. one herald writer tweeted that pittman looks heavier than curry at this point.

Kobe is apparently responding to the divorce by becoming Batman.

Brian Cardinal! lolz 4eva

The Janitor cleaning up.

honestly waht did bosh think would happen there

like a dwyane style eurostep is only effective when you're trying to step around a defender

yeah he should've just dropped it off to UD

young L has always been tolerable wtf

GOD BLESS HEINEKEN FOR USING THAT SONG IN A COMMERCIAL

lol whoops wrong thread

I think Bosh thought Cardinal would expect him to eurostep sideways and tried to outthink him by going in a straight line. But whiley Cardinal thought Bosh would think he thought that and instead thought he would go straight. Bosh responded to the foul call by exclaiming, "Inconceivable!"

That was funnier in my head.

thought you wre takling about young lamar odom and was like :?

Yeah what song is that, anyway? Ordinarily I will just Google the lyrics but it is more difficult with this one.

wtf is up with bosh

There's only one word for ilx hoops fans on xmas day: dominating.

miller is still hurt right? when's he coming back?

That's a bold statement

Millers never coming back

Yeah what song is that, anyway? Ordinarily I will just Google the lyrics but it is more difficult with this one.

― C-L, Sunday, December 25, 2011

jaan pehechaan ho, first song on the ghost world soundtrack.

wtf is this google+ commercial

I would pay so much money to be Google Hangout friends with Bill Walton and Kenny Smith.

Millers never coming back

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, December 25, 2011

yes he is! stop being mean.

It turned out that Miller was not the future 3-point shooter for the Heat. ;(