J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

yeah this is wild

i sorta hope that the knicks win so that their fans get their hopes up that they aren't going to lose in the first round again

spike lee apparently has retired as a director to become a professional knicks fan

heat looking very vicious

vince carter is looking like vince carter

heat still can't get a rebound tho

can't tell if heat defense is much improved or if the mavs are getting dragged into the black hole of suck by VC

well dirk has been missing his impossible fadeaways

also jet hasn't come in yet

I am boycotting budweiser for this horrible commercial

rondo is just so good

joel anthony's freethrow form looks like he's flinging poop at a wall

j. kidd is santa clause the way he's dishing out turnovers

think lamar had too many kitkats before checking in

okay bron bron

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bron bron over the exhumed corpse of vine carter

trippin! y'all!

COLE WORLD

<3 y'all!

odom is so happy he has license to shoot w/o filing a request form w/ kobe first

ugh, norris cole is a baller

omg @ taco bell beef crunch burrito

fritos... inside my burrito?!?

dirk's hair looks nice

wait, delonte is on the mavs?

you guys, norris cole

yeah he looks good

that unnecessary lebron slam O_O

was funny when he tried to pick dirk earlier and got called for the reach, it's like lol you don't just go picking the pocket of one of the league's premiere superstars in your first game ever

I think lebron just teleported

lmao my phone autocorrected 'delonte' to 'feline'

ugh, norris cole is a baller

yeah, he's really fast and a nice passer. if he and one of miami's center-projects (e.g., curry or pittman) work out, team's going to be very scary.

curry has yet to check in

spoelstra looks like he could grow a good moustache

odom is so happy he has license to shoot w/o filing a request form w/ kobe first

unfair, kobe processed these requests promptly and conscientiously.

curry isn't ready. but he's really made an amazing amount of progress, given where he was (about 400 pounds) not long ago.

lol branden wright is so bad

pittman should be playing today tho

brendan wright looks like a mousier version of devin harris

kobe drove to staples today

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Van Gundy is takin' it to DirecTV.

god, JVG is too much

pittman should be playing today tho

yeah, tho i read that (largely because of the lockout), pittman's conditioning and weight have gone backwards. one herald writer tweeted that pittman looks heavier than curry at this point.

Kobe is apparently responding to the divorce by becoming Batman.

Brian Cardinal! lolz 4eva

The Janitor cleaning up.

honestly waht did bosh think would happen there

like a dwyane style eurostep is only effective when you're trying to step around a defender

yeah he should've just dropped it off to UD

young L has always been tolerable wtf

GOD BLESS HEINEKEN FOR USING THAT SONG IN A COMMERCIAL