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okay

stupid question of the day. i can't see where the uh is on the HA3 vodka bottle.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ok do i
a) take the plunge and stay at a hotel that hotwire refuses to tell me the name of or anything about it other than it is a 3 star hotel from a major supplier
b) stay in a place that is two bedrooms for some fucking reason on UWS
c) just realize that it isn't like i'm going to go to bed anyway and bum showers from friends in exchange for beers (or just not shower and drink beer myself)
d) just go fucking stay at the Pennsylvania and be convenient to myself even though it is slightly more $$$

xpost mw you are fired

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

re option a) hotwire will not refund or cancel my reservation if they decide to like put me in some place with a shared bathroom or some crazy euro style shit like that, and i just cannot handle that kind of thing.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

IN MY SLEEP I SEE HER BEGGING, PREACHING, PLEASE
ALTHOUGH THE FAULT IS NOT MINE
I ASK GOD WHY
GOD, WHY???????

(PS: C, ThePennsylvania is the fucking end of the world in every imaginable way)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

3 star hotel=doubtful you'd share a bathroom?

also, who wants to write me a letter of recommendation?

b) sounds good

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, maybe they've "finished renovations" since I stayed there 5 years ago and it is no longer front for crack-whore rats but still, SKETCHY MCSKETCHERS, RUN DO NOT WALK TOWARDS A YMCA, IT IS THAT BAD

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I KNOW THAT ABOUT THE PENNSYLVANIA

I WILL WRITE ALL OF THESE LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION BUT ONLY IF THEY CAN BE IN ALL CAPS

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

SOUNDS GOOD

STILL DONT SEE THE UH

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the hotwire thing is just sketching me out because i do not like their FUCK U NO REFUND policy that is stated in big letters right by "book room" 8[

XPOST THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SON, IT IS RIGHT ON THE BOTTLE! IT IS NOT THE "UH" IT IS THE...HUNTER DAD I GUESS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the subtle UH.jpg on the vodka
-- gin and sonic (garance8...), March 21st, 2007. (later)

Does "uh" in this sentence refer to the graphic? the hunter age 3 dad? i thought you meant "uh" like the word uh.

uh, i'm gonna go hang out in the stacks.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yes the graphic is colloquially known as UH.jpg.

are you sure you are the mw that has been posting here for like ages and i just went to lunch with?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i should call tom about my hotel conundrum and see what he thinks what with him being the person who is staying with me and all that.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

tho u r all welcome to stay with me too :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

You'll need at least two others to help fend off zombie crackheads at ye olde Penn.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

richard says go with hotwire so i am taking the plunge because tom won't text me back.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

big decisions!

i am trying to decide between bad pizza for lunch or bad something else. i will probably decide on pizza.

jerkstore: i will write you a LOR if you write me one.

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

also: i had a dream last night where i infiltrated the DPRK, blew up a building with a cell phone and then killed a guy with a knife i stole from the kitchen

analysis, plz

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

you are michael bay

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i can live with that

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

guys nu-ilx is amazing

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm staying out of that one

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

there are levels of not-getting-it in that thread unmatched by any since the time tuomas asked what the difference between chrises rock and tucker was, which was like a month ago

AND IT REALLY CAME TOGETHER WHEN THE HOOSTEEN SANG ALONG

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh that thread wtf

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

xp you know there is something i can't quite put my finger on about hoosteen's posting style that just drives me utterly fucking insane.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

it is possibly the way that 89% of his posts are some variant of "OTM" towards really not OTM people?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, right, that would be it

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

also the time that he tried to tell me that gang of four played like jazz musicians

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

well EVERYONE knows that's true

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

it almost feels like old ilx over there, what with the levels of stupidity

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Horseshoe, HI DERE, dan m, and what, Nabisco, ghost rider, Mr Que OTM.

jaymc on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:25 PM (24 minutes ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^ this is the funniest thing ever been written if you just read it like you are not an ilxor, or perhaps you are the lex or something.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, pretzel walrus, 69, I DIED, the schef otm

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hi DC folks. ghost rider, btw u r very funny when you're irritated by Britishers! I hate myself and everyone else for that thread, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so is it going overboard to post SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD at lj

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm reading all the otm posts to the tune of teachers by daft punk

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, I saw that you posted that, Ally, and you rule.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hi horseshoe, you said the most sensible thing on that that thread, so don't worry. i think it's time to let it die tho, it's just ethan, kenan, and louis jagger now. and frankly i have no proof that all of those people aren't just one bored performance artist, or possibly a robot.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i basically wanted to use the word retard to watch the british people freak the fuck out about how no one can say that and how offensive that word is the way they always do whenever an american calls something retarded on ilx. the bastions of sensitivity.

also, because louis is a completely retarded person.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

if i see one more picture of that fucker in a goddamned dress i am going to rip my eyes out

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is calling someone a "retard" acceptable, but taking the piss out of a black man for something unrelated to his colour isn't?

ailsa on Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:03 PM (1 minute ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i should try to get myself banned y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I think racist image threads are my catnip/kryptonite. :( I should take a walk.

xpost: can I just be a bitch? god, Ailsa is 1/2 the reason I couldn't just ignore that thread.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

no, Ally! think of ILNFL!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I CANNOT STAND AILSA AND ALMOST QUIT ILX BECAUSE SHE STARTED POSTING HORRIBLE, MOUTHY, SMUG BULLSHIT TO EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD FOR LIKE A MONTH STRAIGHT. SRSLY PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON THREADS TITLED "MASCARA" IF YOU DO NOT WEAR MAKEUP AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING SO YOU TERRIBLE AWFUL CUNT. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE CUDDLED UP TO THE SYS ADMINS DOESN'T MEAN ANYONE HERE NEEDS TO LIKE YOU, NOR DOES IT MEAN YOU SHOULD POST INTELLIGENCE-INSULTING "OPINIONS" EVERYWHERE.

ARRRRRGH I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER SO MUCH

I NEEDED TO VENT THAT

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel much better now :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean clicking on the parenting thread to go on about how she thinks having a baby is bollocks--wtf drugs are you on, that is like beyond kate the saint territory.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ailsa = willful misunderstanding

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i will read these internets no longer forever, if i knew any of these people in reality i would've AT LEAST spit in their beer by now.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, OTM. and she's not dumb, she's just inexplicably judgy mcsitsonhigh about EVERY FUCKING THING. the attitude: I don't understand it. so when she was all, you Americans are the real racists, I kind of licked my chops. this is my confession.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

(OTM to Ally's rant about Ailsa.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

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