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i think i'll invent some sort of tin box in which bacon will be sold and kept warm. i imagine it will need a perforated bottom for bacon grease drainage. i envision something a little bit bigger than a pack of cigarettes. maybe like a thinner version of a pack of band-aids.

anyway, i've got bacon on the brain again.

-- gordon gartrelle (hohoh...), March 22nd, 2007. (chicago kevin) (later)

YES. I will invest all my dollars in your product, which should be enough to buy us a few pounds of bacon for R&D.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I will be visiting further north later this year. Let me bring you a horse for old times sake.

I will be in finland a lot till this september, let me know when and where you'll be maybe we can drink a beer.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be AWESOME. I think it's the last week in June.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

all my best ideas involve bacon.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dear dan

wtf were we doing, on this thread
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=40&threadid=13767

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean YOU revived it

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know what YOU were doing but I was busy being batshit insane and making no sense. I mainly revived that thread because I found an ILM Prince thread where I accidentally posted as "Captain Butter Underpants" and I was trying to remember exactly where that insane conversation happened.

(I was also trying to out-fey Ned.)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha it is a great thread at least for the burl ives pic and the butter underpants. too bad ilx is no longer me ridiculously hitting on spencer and you smearing yourself with butter ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i went down
to her hole
looked around
IT GOT OLD

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Her hole or the looking?

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

whole lot different from the other girls i know

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dude, you've been down there thirty years. Do you need a map?"

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

see you dudes...

:|
B|

at hunan

YAAAAAOOOOOW!

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Damnit I want to get back to it being where you guys go for lunch when I leave the office.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

SO HUNGRY

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

lunch was delicious :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

the walking in the sun wasn't bad either A++++

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i've still got the bacon monkey on my back. and by that i mean the metaphorical bacon monkey, akin to a "bacon jones" (that sounds like the name of a pass-rushing defensive end from clemson or something), not the literal bacon monkeys i spoke of the other day.

or were those pizza monkeys? i don't know. i want bacon. or pizza.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

meeting poss job prospect tomorrow!(?)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i look like a homeless person tho, week of couch-crashing tends to do that to me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

also i dreamed of stressful jukebox selections with people looking over my shoulder judging me should i quit drinking now y/n

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ok srsly why do you open yourself up for easy, easy jokes xpost

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

well i look even more like a homeless person than usual, it's shocking but true

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i've got a shopping cart full of empty HUNTER VODKA bottles and i keep advising anne hathaway to quit her job and hop trains with me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I would have traded all of my crappy lunch pizzas for Chinese food in a heartbeat ;_;

Also thx for getting Crystal Waters stuck in my head, jerks.

― La Da Di, La Da Da, La Da Di, La Da Da, La Da Di, La Da Da, La Da Di, La Da Da, , Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

okay

stupid question of the day. i can't see where the uh is on the HA3 vodka bottle.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ok do i
a) take the plunge and stay at a hotel that hotwire refuses to tell me the name of or anything about it other than it is a 3 star hotel from a major supplier
b) stay in a place that is two bedrooms for some fucking reason on UWS
c) just realize that it isn't like i'm going to go to bed anyway and bum showers from friends in exchange for beers (or just not shower and drink beer myself)
d) just go fucking stay at the Pennsylvania and be convenient to myself even though it is slightly more $$$

xpost mw you are fired

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

re option a) hotwire will not refund or cancel my reservation if they decide to like put me in some place with a shared bathroom or some crazy euro style shit like that, and i just cannot handle that kind of thing.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

IN MY SLEEP I SEE HER BEGGING, PREACHING, PLEASE
ALTHOUGH THE FAULT IS NOT MINE
I ASK GOD WHY
GOD, WHY???????

(PS: C, ThePennsylvania is the fucking end of the world in every imaginable way)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

3 star hotel=doubtful you'd share a bathroom?

also, who wants to write me a letter of recommendation?

b) sounds good

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, maybe they've "finished renovations" since I stayed there 5 years ago and it is no longer front for crack-whore rats but still, SKETCHY MCSKETCHERS, RUN DO NOT WALK TOWARDS A YMCA, IT IS THAT BAD

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I KNOW THAT ABOUT THE PENNSYLVANIA

I WILL WRITE ALL OF THESE LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION BUT ONLY IF THEY CAN BE IN ALL CAPS

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

SOUNDS GOOD

STILL DONT SEE THE UH

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the hotwire thing is just sketching me out because i do not like their FUCK U NO REFUND policy that is stated in big letters right by "book room" 8[

XPOST THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SON, IT IS RIGHT ON THE BOTTLE! IT IS NOT THE "UH" IT IS THE...HUNTER DAD I GUESS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the subtle UH.jpg on the vodka
-- gin and sonic (garance8...), March 21st, 2007. (later)

Does "uh" in this sentence refer to the graphic? the hunter age 3 dad? i thought you meant "uh" like the word uh.

uh, i'm gonna go hang out in the stacks.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yes the graphic is colloquially known as UH.jpg.

are you sure you are the mw that has been posting here for like ages and i just went to lunch with?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i should call tom about my hotel conundrum and see what he thinks what with him being the person who is staying with me and all that.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

tho u r all welcome to stay with me too :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

You'll need at least two others to help fend off zombie crackheads at ye olde Penn.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

richard says go with hotwire so i am taking the plunge because tom won't text me back.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

big decisions!

i am trying to decide between bad pizza for lunch or bad something else. i will probably decide on pizza.

jerkstore: i will write you a LOR if you write me one.

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

also: i had a dream last night where i infiltrated the DPRK, blew up a building with a cell phone and then killed a guy with a knife i stole from the kitchen

analysis, plz

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

you are michael bay

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i can live with that

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

guys nu-ilx is amazing

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm staying out of that one

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

there are levels of not-getting-it in that thread unmatched by any since the time tuomas asked what the difference between chrises rock and tucker was, which was like a month ago

AND IT REALLY CAME TOGETHER WHEN THE HOOSTEEN SANG ALONG

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh that thread wtf

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

xp you know there is something i can't quite put my finger on about hoosteen's posting style that just drives me utterly fucking insane.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

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