my partner threw up later that night
should have read the signs tbh
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 December 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
Sarah Pease, the owner of Brilliant Event Planning in New York, was focused solely on weddings and parties until 2008, when a friend proposed with an engagement ring at the bottom of a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. She then became a proposal planner as well.
is this paragraph intentionally or accidentally bitchy
― OH NOES, Saturday, 24 December 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
How does the idea of putting a ring in the bottom of a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken even happen, though? Like the only thing I can imagine being a worse idea is throwing the ring at the woman and screaming "DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?"
― C-L, Sunday, 25 December 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
How is that worse?
― sean doily, Sunday, 25 December 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link
the ring is actually a bowling ball
― OH NOES, Sunday, 25 December 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
hide the ring inside yr butthole #protip
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 25 December 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
that's actually how Bobby Brown proposed to Whitney Houston
― OH NOES, Sunday, 25 December 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link
encase the wedding ring inside a bowling ball
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Sunday, 25 December 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
Throw the engagement ring into a room, scream "IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME, GO FETCH THE RING!"
If the woman goes into the room, announce "I forgot to mention, inside this room, there are BEES!!!!!" as you lock the door.
Shout "BEEEEEEEEEEESSSS"
Tru <3 foreva
― C-L, Sunday, 25 December 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
romance^
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 25 December 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link
we are so going to put that woman out of business
― OH NOES, Sunday, 25 December 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
don't you mean bees-ness
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Sunday, 25 December 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
ILX Sandbox Proposal Idea and Honey Mfg Co.
― C-L, Sunday, 25 December 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
how to go about asking this life-altering question memorably
oh, for crying out loud. eat leaden death, for you are unmasked as space aliens.
― Aimless, Sunday, 25 December 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link
― OH NOES, Saturday, December 24, 2011 7:58 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
when whitney went to blow cocaine into bobbys butt there it was, she crey
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 25 December 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/people/Alison-Bamert/100001882422852
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Sunday, 25 December 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
planners promise to help plot a scenario for the key moment and assist in its execution, with just the right helicopter, hot-air balloon or gondola, and along with it the proper locale and musical accompaniment
http://faculty.fullerton.edu/cmcconnell/H101A/Shark&Helicopter.bmp
― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Sunday, 25 December 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
the ring is inside the shark
― sarahel, Monday, 26 December 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link