ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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Sometimes ESPN says the dumbest things. Millen may survive another year. He's like the cockroach of general managers.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Alternatively the Bears can just fuck the hell right off.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

No offense.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm with you some sundays, at least when it pertains to a certain r. grossman

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://books.google.com/books?id=RRxChQa-ZlAC&pg=PA75&lpg=PA75&dq=desmond+howard+robot&source=web&ots=qvzQ6ZbtLR&sig=9xW233jX0Axos7yXGc6SvoeYqxY#PPT2,M1

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 28 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

“The worst offenders are the defensive line. And Gibril Wilson is the ringleader of the group. They’re taking out the girls, bringing them to parties and making them skip work. [They have] been practically living at the club and picking the girls off a lot more than they’ve been picking off passes. They’re here all the time and I’m sick of them. I hope they read this and get pisseed off and stop coming.”

– unnamed source at the Headquarters Gentleman’s Club, on the antics of Giants players. (New York Post)

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Out There Story of the Day!!!
According to the asshats at profootballtalk so don’t believe a word:

The Krafts may let Belichick go because he allegedly had an affair with a married woman from New Jersey. WTF. I now have a mental image burned into my brain of Belichick sexing-up wearing nothing but his sweatshirt. Ewwwwww!!! Please dear God make it stop!!!!!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12192006/gossip/pagesix/call_it_adultery_pagesix_.htm

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

OK that's completely batshit insane.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Billy! Getting some! IN THE SWEATS!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link

well, he DID go to wesleyan and wesleyan DID have a reputation for being a hippie school ...

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Belichick, giving love a bad name.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 29 December 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that story is is months fucking old, and it's not the first one that's gone around. that's why bb earned the "hooded cassanova" nickname at cstb. i don't think the krafts would let him go for any sort of zipper problems unless he drifts into dave meggett territory.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 29 December 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't believe that Belichick has genitals, is the thing.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

He has spores! That's why he wears baggy sweats! To keep them moist & dark!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

are they green? Are his teste's verde?

god I'm bored

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ME TOO

but he doesn't have any testes.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

every time i stand up i get dizzy and then when i sit down it still takes a few seconds for me to be sure i won't pass out. so i've been getting up and walking about the square of cubicles every couple of minutes because i'm the only one in them today. i think there are only 3 people on the second floor today.

BBBBOOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

There are more people in my office today than yesterday. Someone had the shits this morning, & is working from home. WTF is wrong w/ people?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

My coworker missed his bus this morning, offered to work from home (keep in mind that he is on the road most of the time, so he is specifically set up to work remotely 80% of the time and it wouldn't be unusual), was told he HAD to come in by our boss (despite fact that we have received very few inquiries or responses this week due to holiday and we're only working a half day today), so he drove in. Goes and parks in our parking garage (ie the private one in our building, that our company owns, that only company employees can park in) AND THEY CHARGED HIM $10 FOR THE PRIVLEDGE. WTF?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

For comparison's sake, there are multiple public garages surrounding our building, all of which have $5 "early bird specials" that cover parking from like anytime before 8:30 until 5 or 6pm, so he's paying double price to park IN HIS OWN COMPANY'S LOT. Who has ever heard of this?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so happy I take the train. DO NOT PARK

NFL miracle = we leave at 3pm today. Magnum of red wine, goodbye.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, obviously take public transit if you can, coworker in question wouldn't have been driving if not for fact he was ordered to come in for no good reason.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha - I was asked if I'd be around this weekend in case shit goes down because THE BUSINESS will be working on year-end reporting, & I might have to be around to bitch @ in case the reporting portal poops its Pampers. Good thing I'm a loser!

CANKLES TAKE ME AWAY

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

$10 is highway robbery to park, but $5 is actually pretty reasonable (cheaper than where I work).

Getting out early means I can watch the SUN BOWL. Vern Lundquist, hang on, I'm coming home.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

No Gus Johnson, no peace.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Alright, any NY people wanna see the game? Or Jersey?

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll take that as a no.
yay tiki

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Daaamn, Tiki.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I did not mean to
pick the Redskins o'er the Jints
I clicked the wrong thing

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

what a way for tiki to go out!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 31 December 2006 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

As much as I dog living in MS, it has been nice getting the Saints game every week this season.

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

thx for your help during the fantasy season, tiki.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ protracted misery

GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

the dream is still alive/one day it will come true

http://www.befresch.com/crazewire/features/bands/cw.mellencamp.jpg

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

tennessee need the following to get a WC:

KC win, Denver loss, Cincy loss

unfortunately it looks like NE actually wants to win this game. ;_; GO VINNNNNNNNNNN-SUH

also, rodney harrison got taken out with a chop block. couldnt have happened to a nicer guy

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh, so many penalties. tenn could still get this. yeah vince! within 3...

how about detroit maybe playing its way out of the #1 pick...

― johnny crunch (johnny crunch), Sunday, 31 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

GO IGGLES ... AND YAY JETS!!!!!!!!!!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY the FUCK did Cincy blow one of their timeouts to ice the Pittsburgh kicker???? There's one minute left!!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

am i right that jax lost a chance at getting the ball back by JUMPING OFFSIDES on a 4th down?

― johnny crunch (johnny crunch), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess that my punishment for posting that ugly-ass photo of jeff garcia has been meted out -- they just benched him b/c of the cowboys' loss.

even when they lose, i STILL hate the cowboys!! ;--;

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

The play at the end of the Bengals / Steelers game when Holmes extended into the endzone was so. awesome.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

LJ breaks Jamal Anderson's record for carries in a season with 416. congrats Herm, you just killed one of the best backs in the league

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i should clarify my last post -- the cowboys lost, reid didn't want garcia to get hurt so he benched him and put in AJ feeley. OK for the iggles -- NOT OK for my fantasy team, since jeff garcia was my QB.

even when the cowboys lose, they FUCK me. reason 1,000,535 to hate them and parcells ;__;

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 31 December 2006 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

NASDAQ INDEX 2.78 ^ GOOG 4.23 v SCHB 23.24 ^

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Fantasy leagues that have games in Week 17 = BUSH

Marvin Lewis icing kicker = INSTANT KARMA IN THE ASS when Cowher did the same thing on the Bungles GW attempt - and it worked!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 1 January 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

HELLO DENVER PLEASE GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 1 January 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at denver, lol at indy having to face larry johnson

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 1 January 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Indy vs. awesome running game
Belichek v. Mangenius III
Giants v. Eagles awesomeness
Dallas v. Seattle snooooze

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Monday, 1 January 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

So which NFL player is going to get arrested tonight for blowing off steam via alkyhaul/drogs/guns? I mean, end of regular season + New Year's Eve on the same night, somebody's going to have a blowout.

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Monday, 1 January 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

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