hangover

my previous anti-hangover routine:

1) shower
2) coffee
3) breakfast
4) paracetamol
5) bloody mary with double shot of vodka
6) beer (3)
7) 3 more shots of liquor, just to make sure that fucker is well and truly gone
8) repeat every other day.

my new anti hangover routine:

1) quit drinking alcohol entirely
2) wake up feeling refreshed, go swim some laps, congratulate self