my sched might be tight (haven't been to NYC in three years, lots of old pals there), but I'm open to working something out!
― river wolf, Saturday, 24 December 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link
I am a well-known river wolf fan, even tho I apparently have no memory of once meeting him.
― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 24 December 2011 06:37 (twelve years ago) link
also I think I prefer John Candy's Divine to Divine #actualcomedy #heresy
― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 24 December 2011 06:38 (twelve years ago) link
guys
1 girl 5 gays
what is this
― silvana mangano, Saturday, 24 December 2011 07:02 (twelve years ago) link
oh btw i might be in nyc sometime between now and march, but probably not for emp weekend
― fireman princess (furnace mane), Saturday, 24 December 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link
1 girl 5 gays is the absolute worst.
it's canadian. it's the absolute worst. the host is the worst. the questions are the worst. it's designed for girls who want a gay best friend. it's the worst.
the second guy i ever slept with is occasionally a panelist. which makes me giggle a fair bit.
― lexferenda, Saturday, 24 December 2011 07:53 (twelve years ago) link
I saw about 20 minutes of it once and was just like "uhhhhhhh"
― Stevie :-D, Saturday, 24 December 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
I had a big gay dinner party last night for me, my boyf, my two housemates, and one of their boyfs. I made the food (lacinato kale salad w/ a garlic/lemon/Pecorino dressing, Kabocha squash soup, goat cheese and sundried tomato ravioli, and a cranberry-orange swirl cheesecake) and my housemate picked the music ("I'm just going to search for 'Christmas diva' on SoundCloud") and everyone loved it and it was awesome!!
― Stevie :-D, Saturday, 24 December 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link
that sounds amazing
― tanuki, Saturday, 24 December 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
It's only around TG and Xmas that, while sober, I feel the urge to go to Steamworks. But it's too depressing to really do.
― Sandbox Jesse, Sunday, 25 December 2011 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe not actually depressing, but it seems like it should be depressing.
― Sandbox Jesse, Sunday, 25 December 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
Not as festive as lying on the couch eating Genoa salami dipped in crushed chili garlic sauce.
― Sandbox Jesse, Sunday, 25 December 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 25 December 2011 04:15 (twelve years ago) link
found a bottle of who-even-knows-how-many-years-old dewar's in the back of my parents' liquor cabinet.
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
― silvana mangano, Sunday, 25 December 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
one thing I do miss from when I still ate meat -- SUMMER SAUSAGE
― tanuki, Sunday, 25 December 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link
for some reason "rum and pepsi" sounds way less classy than "rum and coke"
― tanuki, Sunday, 25 December 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
Rum and RC, anyone?
― Sandbox Jesse, Sunday, 25 December 2011 05:51 (twelve years ago) link
oh, huh, so apparently i have a lesbian cousin. total gaydar fail.
― fireman princess (furnace mane), Sunday, 25 December 2011 06:20 (twelve years ago) link
to be fair. cross-gender gaydar might not be as well-tuned, since you have less of a personal stake in knowing that sort of thing?
― lexferenda, Sunday, 25 December 2011 06:25 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno. i never had any inkling whatsoever. then again, i've never been close to her. and my cousin i've always thought was obviously gay as fuck is still with her boyfriend 3 or 4 years running.
― fireman princess (furnace mane), Sunday, 25 December 2011 06:30 (twelve years ago) link
lol xmas bathhouse
― judith, Sunday, 25 December 2011 11:25 (twelve years ago) link
sup with y'all
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
bored as fuck today
my boyfriend comes back tomorrow
we spent two hours last night more or less staring at each other on skype
shit is gay as fuck
i bought lube today, that was a fun experience
this place was like 75% sex shop/25% head shop, which made for a small but interesting crowd of people
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Monday, 26 December 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
I buy mine from Walgreens u_u
― tanuki, Monday, 26 December 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
feel like computerised supermarket checkout lanes are finally vindicated by that kinda thing, either that or strident & proud purchasing from retailers
― Never translate German (schlump), Monday, 26 December 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
progress!
― Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 26 December 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
i sometimes use lube to thin acrylic paint which means i buy a load of it in one go
― judith, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah I don't mind buying condoms/lube at the normal register. Of course, I don't make a point of doing it there.
― tanuki, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
i do sometimes for fun, and make loads of chitchat
― judith, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
Browsing at a head shop can turn awkward when you realize you're browsing the crack/meth pipes.
― Sandbox Jesse, Monday, 26 December 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link
The boy is sending me pictures from isolated rural etc. of abandoned houses in the snow that he discovered while snowshoeing and so forth.
I don't want to be with him because I miss him (well, that too) but because it looks SO FUCKIN COOL
― lexferenda, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
I need to get lube again soon. What did y'all get? Elmo recommended Maximus which I love, and Gun Oil's great too but potentially stainy. I also hear wondrous things about JO but their H2O formula is terrrrrrible.
― Stevie :-D, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link
My ex confessed to me that in a cruising hookup, he and the other guy used Dr Pepper bc that was the only liquid they had available.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
i got one (1) small bottle of JO silicon based
will report back
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
I haven't gotten a new tube in a while; I don't usually go that far.
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
we aren't using it for anal -- at least not yet (?)
― How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
at least not yet (?)
I think you'll know if you're using it for anal.
― Detrius of Life (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
Should I just cave and buy silicone lube even though it stains? I mean also there's something lovely about being able to flop down after a nice fucking and fall asleep without having to go shower bcz everything just dries away.
The best lube I've ever used was sweet almond oil during a bit of frot and ohhh myyy goooodddd
― Stevie :-D, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 05:28 (twelve years ago) link
I mean it was more than just a bit tbh
i forgot you don't have that other thread anymore
― judith, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link
we need the real board back so bad.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
Good morning. Hoping everyone made it through the nice well lubricated.
― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link
I was planning to have my share of casual sex this week (ie, some) but my postcold lingers, and echoey rumbling coughs just aren't a good come-on.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
bf's parents are visiting — IOW no sex until they leave (tomorrow or the next day)
― tanuki, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link
watching videos of young dwight yoakam looking really like table around the face i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7eQD6Gq3mA
― judith, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
loooooove Dwight Yoakam. No musician's gotten away with writing great songs about assholedom as long as he has.
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
Co-signed
― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
so somehow i missed the DY boat---where do i start
― river wolf, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link