itt liverpool not winning things; sandbox i love football

ffs

West Midlands Police twitter feed:

@Daryl_Conning Your comments constitute an offence under the Public Order Act.We have received a complaint & advised them how to report it

Hope the guys shitting himself at the moment, waiting for the cops to show up.

he's deleted his twitter account; hope the facebook everyone is linking to is the same guy.

Yay twitter. Good for discourse and good for Britain.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078170/The-picture-shows-caring-John-Terry-poses-Hamleys-black-baby.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078170/The-picture-shows-caring-John-Terry-poses-Hamleys-black-baby.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078170/The-picture-shows-caring-John-Terry-poses-Hamleys-black-baby.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078170/The-picture-shows-caring-John-Terry-poses-Hamleys-black-baby.html

what the fucking fuck

Lawyer Alejandro Balbi holds a picture of Liverpool striker Luis Suarez posing with a black child

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/23/article-0-0F4253DB00000578-633_634x506.jpg

"Now get my fucking shirt washed and back by Boxing Day, you old cripple."

LOLOLOL 'The only time I've known a player isolated like this was Winston Bogarde at Chelsea'

Here, is Stoke - Villa genuinely the only game that Sky are showing on the 26th?

^seriously

terrible xmas football line-up; guess we had our full last week?

"Lee McCulloch was red carded for elbowing Graham Carey."

15,849th time lucky.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/23/article-2078072-0F438C2400000578-263_468x286.jpg

Merry Christmas from Mario Balotelli <3

https://img.skitch.com/20111225-n8qaa45exuq88m7heeif1xhstu.jpg

seriously, what's up with the sky boxing day diet? there's a full card available to show (1pm, 3pm and 7pm games) and we're lumbered with villa stoke? wth

suggest go to a game. i'm thinkin afc wimbledon v oxford.

which is on Sky I think

is that thurman murman?

Happy St Stephen's Day, chaps.

Terrible goal given away by Fulham just now. The game sounds like it's behind closed doors.

Utd team is pretty lol

Valencia
Carrick
Evans
Evra

Nani
Gibson
Giggs
Park

Berbatov
Hernandez

Valencia at rb always saddens me

wait carrick at CB?

oh you're at home to wigan. never mind then.

jones and rooney in my fantasy team. Thanks Fergie.

We don't actually have a fit right-back (apart from Rooney)

you should have known about Jones tbf

head-to-head record against Wigan: P13 W13 D0 L0 F41 A4

They could have Berbatov and Bobby Charlton at CB and it wouldn't matter.

I know but it still won't be fun to watch

Was it last year or the year before that carrick played CB, away to Fulham possibly?

not sure i've the will to stream the LFC game. Blackburn + Andy Carroll.

Year before i think. He played a couple of games there alongside Fletcher

Liverpool have steadily become awful to watch this season. They're not even bad, just unrewarding.

Fulham's attacking tactics seem to be inspired by Gervinho/pre-1953 England. It all seems to be 'get the ball anywhere in their half and RUN' regardless of getting anywhere or teammates etc.

That was fun, guessing who the sub was when Ferreira appeared. Thought it was Ballack for a second.

I dunno, I think I'd find them interesting if I wasn't so invested in the result. They never look in control of any game they play whilst simultaneously creating lots of chances. I think, and perhaps I'm wrong, that Spurs are the only team to have put more than one goal past us all season. Carragher seems to have been moved out of the starting line-up lately so that's progress of sorts. Gerrard's on the bench today which considering he's our best finisher(!)is probably good news.
xp

Chelsea are worse to watch than Liverpool

If Chelsea finish sixth I will be quite amused.

I guess that's fair xp. My view is coloured by either seeing us dominate and not score, or needing a winner and not looking like getting it, far too often.

When did Gerrard last have a regular run btw? Is he getting on for a year out in practice?

About that Ismael. I barely even consider him a LFC player now tbh. He's more Kieran Gibbs than Ledley King at this point.

I'm sure you guys know more than me but i've read a good bit of speculation that Gerrard is more or less done

Wouldn't be surprised, but he did reappear briefly v [somebody] this season and looked reasonably on-the-pace. Also Carragher's showing just how long you can be more or less done and keep playing, so who knows how long he's got.

yeah wouldn't surprise me. shame. cos for all the stick I give him (mainly in reaction to how much hype he gets elsewhere) the guy has provided more than enough jaw dropping moments.

Is that 3 draws in a row for the Chelsea side that had 'turned the corner' only last week? Or are we going with x games unbeaten instead?

Fuck Paul Robinson out injured, cue heroic performance by the sub goalie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwf2SBWa5o

My dream is to see this ad on a stream for real. Wrrr-ovahs!

Park, however, is in my fantasy team, so all's well that ends well.

Utd looking surprisingly decent actually

Valencia's playing a Dani Alves role pretty much

commentators on my stream now blaming gamst-pedersen for odemwingie's goal last week. let's ignore the fact it was a fantastic goal eh fellas.