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i think i'll have a couple of makers tonight.

gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is stupid

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to ditch early for the Cheesecake Factory so I can get whiskey in my belly! KUDOS TO DRINKING ALONE BEFORE THE REST OF THE PARTY SHOWS

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

DRINKER: So, friend, what shall we drink tonight?
DRINKER PAL: H'mmm...I say: whisky!
DRINKER: Excellent! But, pray, what sort of whisky?
DRINKER PAL: UH...
DRINKER: Agreed!

blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i am bored

blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is easy to make stupid money off of

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY SERIOUSLY ENOUGH WITH SAND IN VAGINA. IT IS DISPLACING VALUABLE BOOZE.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

For your information, MW, I haven't had anything to drink in almost 3 days.

And the last 3 days have SUCKED compared to the week before.

break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is stupid

these are fightin words

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

it's funny how defensive people get when you say drinking is stupid.

okay no more sand!

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, quit jerkfacin'

blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah sorry!

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

secretly yr right, though. whenever i think about the money i've spent on booze and all the sweet other stuff i've ever wanted i sort of well up a bit

blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hey I made onion soup and it was okay and then I added vermouth and it got awesome. THAT'S WHAT DRINKS DO.

break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, the best thing about drinking is that it is stupid. Beautifully, soul-affirmingly stupid.

John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT'S WHAT DRINKS DO.

this should be hunter whisky's slogan

blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

UH

so like remember how they were like oh maybe you want a promotion at work? and i was like yeah if you pay me maybe i would lol and i haven't really expressed interest to them since then?

i apparently have to do a pitch and interview with them for this job now because i am going to have it?

waht

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

my entire life is a whirlwind of do not want

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

now is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to incorporate the use of lol kitties into the corporate interview.

gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

walk in:

sup.jpg


(i wish i were awake enough to search for them)

gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://radio.javaranch.com/mikec/images/Pet_Kung_Fu.jpg

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the subtle UH.jpg on the vodka

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh that is a nice touch

blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay so tonight I have consumed:

one (1) Maker's Mark
one (1) Absolut Peppar + vodka
one (1) ultimate margarita
one (1) sauvignon blanc

One of my dinner companions declared me a hero for not sticking with one drink all night, so I retract some of what I said re: my 30something friends.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I forgot to buy whisky!

blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

1 - Black label (can)
1 - Stella (pint)
1 - Blue Moon "Spring" seasonal (pint. DO NOT WANT.jpg)
1 - Lime Kamakazi (not pint)
1 - Summit pale (pint)
1 - Dream of Hunter whiskey (age 3)
1 - Grape Kamakazi (still not pint. Also, $3 Kami special at bar used to explain bad choices)
1 - Summit pale (pint)
1 - Bad decision to design drink called "Sinus Infection", to be consumed during next "FB and John punish themselves with liquor" night.
1 - PBR (can, non-tallboy)

John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 22 March 2007 06:17 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys are all heroes :D

dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 07:19 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i just drank yuengling, i feel like a pussy next to you both.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, if I had introduced beer into my mix it would have been a hectic day today.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3412/pandakw1ih5.gif

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I have not had anything to drink since sunday ;_;

but I think tomorrow late will be gin & techno at a gay bar!

break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/429845282_049f3846c0.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^ want ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

uh when did amtrak tickets become like $30000 each.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello. This is less boring than ilx.

Dan, you will be compensated with stock.

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

brian we saw you at komi last night. you seemed enchanted in conversation so i didn't get your attention. plus it's dark in there. we were sitting at a table to your northwest.

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

haha holy crap I totally forgot you dudes would be there! I got out of work around 9 and was like "dang, I need some good dinner" so I thought they might have a table open but alas, no.

How was it?

break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I had Alberto's instead, so it turned out okay.

break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i had alberto's right now

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

food good
service? ehhh. too chatty for my tastes, klg dug it, our companion didn't.

also? we ordered at 7:45 and did not get our main courses until after 10-they had major problems in the kitchen? and the pacing was really really off. the big hits were the dates stuffed with gorgonzola, the mini pita gyros, and the salt! the salt on my venison: amazing. but yeah, the service was way too slow even for slow food. they did acknowledge it and tried to give us more booze, but seriously, i was done with that place by ten.

*end of yuppie rant*

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also we thought they were done with mini dishes at the beginning because there was a long long pause but then we got more? and there was this weird lady staring at me and our companion all throughout our dinner--she looked bored with her date.

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa wait it took you TWO HOURS to get food? what the fuck?

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

the pacing is meant to be slow there, i think, but not that slow.

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i would've eaten the waiter by that point

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

well they kept bringing out the mini dishes, so we weren't hungry, it was just the expectation, of when you order dinner in America, it will be on the table within an hour or so.

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dudes i'm on teh radio tonight and pete's gonna be there for banterin' purposes so y'all should listen ok? www.wmucradio.com

only good songs, promise!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

this is why i only eat in bars

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah there's about 8 or so courses becore the mains

break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link


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