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xpost Well, yeah, if you're talking about water or something.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Drinking is not at all overrated! However, dealing with hangonvers is REALLY FUCKING OVERRATED.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is not overrated by these ducks

http://mollygoatwax.typepad.com/molly_goatwax/drinking_duck-thumb.jpg

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

these ducks otm

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

If I were to graph my drinking responsibility level between ages 15 and now, it would look like a bell curve.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is overrated even by ducks.

hangovers are easy DRINK WATER WHEN YOU GET HOME DRINKY MCDRINKY LOTS OF IT

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hangovers are easy NEVER SOBER UP.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hangovers are easy DRINK WATER WHEN YOU GET HOME DRINKY MCDRINKY LOTS OF IT

if you're still awake when you get home then you left some drinking on the table pal.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also: keys, credit card, dignity

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

gordon gartrelle otm (and looking very stylish)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha GAY SEX

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a GORDON GARTRELLE.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

OK CUT IT OUT GUY ON THE PAYPHONE WHO JUST SAID "NO, I LOVE YOU MORE. No, I MISS YOU SO MUCH."

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/21/f_hunterwhiskm_c126e5f.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN THE UNIVERSE

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, just stop answering when he calls.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW BRIAN YOU ARE SO OTM

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it would be better if he was actually talking to someone on the other end of the phone. : (

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

brian, it's time for performance reviews and U GET RAISE

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

age 3 years in oak = kudos

xp the guy was doing fucking baby voices, but was also definitely not talking to a child. i nearly threw up in my mouth

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

best part about that whiskey: 45 minutes under deadline!

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe he was talking to an ocelot?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I would drink that. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but still.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

breaking news: fish loves water

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

God, I keep looking at the whiskey and the Rockettes and I keep thinking "crazed horse-faced Sage Francis girl". ^_^

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't stop staring at that whisky ad

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm gonna buy a bottle of whisky tonight

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i'll have a couple of makers tonight.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is stupid

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to ditch early for the Cheesecake Factory so I can get whiskey in my belly! KUDOS TO DRINKING ALONE BEFORE THE REST OF THE PARTY SHOWS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

DRINKER: So, friend, what shall we drink tonight?
DRINKER PAL: H'mmm...I say: whisky!
DRINKER: Excellent! But, pray, what sort of whisky?
DRINKER PAL: UH...
DRINKER: Agreed!

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i am bored

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is easy to make stupid money off of

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY SERIOUSLY ENOUGH WITH SAND IN VAGINA. IT IS DISPLACING VALUABLE BOOZE.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

For your information, MW, I haven't had anything to drink in almost 3 days.

And the last 3 days have SUCKED compared to the week before.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is stupid

these are fightin words

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

it's funny how defensive people get when you say drinking is stupid.

okay no more sand!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, quit jerkfacin'

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah sorry!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

secretly yr right, though. whenever i think about the money i've spent on booze and all the sweet other stuff i've ever wanted i sort of well up a bit

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hey I made onion soup and it was okay and then I added vermouth and it got awesome. THAT'S WHAT DRINKS DO.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, the best thing about drinking is that it is stupid. Beautifully, soul-affirmingly stupid.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT'S WHAT DRINKS DO.

this should be hunter whisky's slogan

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

so like remember how they were like oh maybe you want a promotion at work? and i was like yeah if you pay me maybe i would lol and i haven't really expressed interest to them since then?

i apparently have to do a pitch and interview with them for this job now because i am going to have it?

waht

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

my entire life is a whirlwind of do not want

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

now is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to incorporate the use of lol kitties into the corporate interview.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

walk in:

sup.jpg

(i wish i were awake enough to search for them)

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/3/21/f_huntervodkam_9fccf62.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://radio.javaranch.com/mikec/images/Pet_Kung_Fu.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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