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NO NO FB IS MY EVIL TWIN, SECRETLY SEPARATED AT BIRTH. NONE OF YOU CAN FOOL ME.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

SUP
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Bobroberts3.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

UNEMPLOYED CARPET/DRAPES = UNSAFE STREETS AND BROKEN CARPET/DRAPE FAMILIES

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ONLY YUOR DOCTOR KNOWS FOR SURE TAHT YOU ARE ON TEH WELFARE

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

BLAH BLAH OBLIGATORY MOM REFERENCE BLAH BLAH

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHA I OWN TEH LOGICS

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

RED HEADED STEPCHILDS HAEV NO RAEL MOM, OBLIGATORY OR OTHERWISE

XPOST

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

CAN YOU REALLY CALL A DUTCH ELM-DISEASED TREE "MOM"?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAVE IDEA FOR PHRASE "POXY (GENE)PULE", BUT NOWHERE SAEF TO USE IT.

XPOST HEHEHEHE

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT SAFER SPACE EXISTS THAN HSTNGS THRED?

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

HSTNGS THRD: TEH FINAL FRONTIER

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WE INTERRUPT THIS FIGHTY FIGHT THING TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/dre500/e503/e503260f0qv.jpg

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO OUR REGULARLY-SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO CAN TAEK A RAINBOW DRESS IT IN A SMILE? NOT DAN BECAUSE LEX TOLED ME HE HAETS TEH GAYS.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

A BRIEF INTERLUDE OF TEH FUNNEYS (THX TO INTREPED NOISE THRD RESEARCH)

http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:np1XlqD3Gq8J:ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php%3Fmsgid%3D3148798%26showextras%3Dtrue+site:ilx.wh3rd.net+priapism&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I REMEMBER THAT LOL

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

AND JOHN SINGLEHANDEDLY CAUSES ME TO DROP OUT OF NURSING SCHOOL. THANKS A LOT!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I COULD HAVE JOINED THE CONVENT IN THE EARLY 90'S. NOW I REMEMBER WHAT WAS PROMPTING ME TO THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE = BABY JOHN CLINGING TO DADS ARM AS HE TRIES TO CAST THE NEWBORN INTO THE TOILET

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

WOAH AMBIGUOUS PRONOUNS

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

AWESOME AMBIGUOUS PRONOUNS!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

DISTURBING REGARDLESS OF PRONOUNS

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

NESTED ABORTIONS

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

WORSE WITH EVERY POST.

KIND OF IMPRESSIVE, REALLY.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OOH, A CHALLENGE

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM IMAGINING A SERIES OF ABORTIONS LIKE THOSE NESTED RUSSIAN DOLLS, WHERE EACH ABORTION HAS A SMALLER ABORTION INSIDE OF IT

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

(XPOST) I LIKE TO THROW DOWN THE GAUNTLET BEFORE I HAVE TO PICK AL3X UP AND POSSIBLY GET SUCKED INTO PLAYDATES. THEN I HAVE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY WHEN I GET BACK.

OH WAIT, I THINK THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LOGICAL PROBLEM WITH THAT. (JOHN?)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

THE LAST TIME I GOT SUCKED INTO A PLAYDATE, I HAD TO GET TEH PENNICILLIN

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

TURDUCKEN

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THOSE LAST TWO POSTS. (ESPECIALLY IF YOU COMBINE THEM)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I WOULD CRUSH THIS ABORTED FETUS INTO A PASTE AND SPREAD IT BETWEEN YOU GET THE IDEA

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

JOHN YOU GET MY VOTE; I SURRENDER!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU GET THE IDEA
ABORTED FETUS PASTE
YOU GET THE IDEA

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

SERIOUS VIOLATION OF THE RULES OF HAIKU THERE, FB

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

TURDUCKEN, YES!

TURBORTION SOUNDS LIKE A MALPRACTICE SUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

IT SHOULD FEATURE PROMINENTLY IN TEH ABORTION CLINIC OLYMPICS DURING THE SPEED ROUND

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

LETS THROW THIS VACUUM PUMP INTO OVERDRIVE, BITCHES

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

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GOOGE

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

THE FUTURE OF REALITY TELEVISION EVEN MORE DIRE THAN PREDICTED

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOGE AWAY
YOU CAN GOOGE AWAY
STAY ALL DAY
IF YOU WANT TO

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY AM I HEARING THAT IN MY HEAD... SET TO MUSIC?

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE OF YOUR LATENT SCHIZOPHRENIA

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

MENTAL ILLNESS, YOU ARE A TUNESMITH

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

LATENT

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

THANKS GUYS I FEEL BETTER ALREADY. AND I NO LONGER NEED MY IPOD WHEN I GET IN THE CAR!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

LATEX SCHIZOPHRENIA

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU GET THE IDEA
LATEX SCHIZOPHRENIA
YOU GET THE IDEA

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU ALL WIN THE INTERNETS.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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