ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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Possibly. Maybe McGahee or Gore.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 December 2006 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

now that i think about it, CPOY should be warren sapp. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw him dominate brian waters like he did on saturday. maybe waters is just more washed up than him, but i find that hard to believe.

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 28 December 2006 01:04 (seventeen years ago) link

T.O. for comeback player of the year!

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 28 December 2006 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, not Gore. Kinda hard to comeback in your second year. Never mind.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 December 2006 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost, that's just spitting in the wind.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 December 2006 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Young's had a good rookie year. But the real story for Tennessee has been the defense. They've won a few games on their own and have kept the scores close enough so that Young can do his thing. I like how Norm Chow and Fisher have tailored the offense to suit Young's skills. Seeing how Tennessee started with five losses and the way they've recovered I think Fisher ought to be in the running for COY.

How about Norm Chow to Atlanta for head coach? Now that might be a good fit.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 28 December 2006 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Vince Young is definitely the straw that stirs the Titans drink, as once he got in the the lineup, their offense could control the ball which led to their defense improving as they were not having to play 3/4 of a game. I think Travis Henry deserves something, as that dude has played great for Tennessee.

Payton is coach of the year. Anyone that wins with the Saints should be coach of the year, let alone all that went down last year. Criminy, the dude deserves some serious points for just how he skunked Parcells in Dallas with a few calls coming up right. NO's general manager Loomis deserves some serious props, as that guy made a few calls in both the draft and free agency which look sweet. Colston looks to be the steal of the draft.

Linebacker AJ Hawk has also had a good rookie year for the Packers. I've been impressed by what I have seen from him.

― earlnash (earlnash), Thursday, 28 December 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Before I totally forget:

Sometime last week, I woke up (in the PM) to Colin Cowherd on ESPN Radio trying to justify Matt Millen's continued employment. His defense: a large number of the guys that MM drafted are starting for the Lions, so, hey, he must be doing something right.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 28 December 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

DPOY should go to devin hester since there's no STROY to give him.
alternatively the bears can win the super bowl and give him the MVP like the packers in 1996.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean seriously the packers won the super bowl that year guys and gave the mvp to their punt returner, have you heard about this? also brett favre once had an opiate problem.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes ESPN says the dumbest things. Millen may survive another year. He's like the cockroach of general managers.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Alternatively the Bears can just fuck the hell right off.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

No offense.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm with you some sundays, at least when it pertains to a certain r. grossman

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://books.google.com/books?id=RRxChQa-ZlAC&pg=PA75&lpg=PA75&dq=desmond+howard+robot&source=web&ots=qvzQ6ZbtLR&sig=9xW233jX0Axos7yXGc6SvoeYqxY#PPT2,M1

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 28 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

“The worst offenders are the defensive line. And Gibril Wilson is the ringleader of the group. They’re taking out the girls, bringing them to parties and making them skip work. [They have] been practically living at the club and picking the girls off a lot more than they’ve been picking off passes. They’re here all the time and I’m sick of them. I hope they read this and get pisseed off and stop coming.”

– unnamed source at the Headquarters Gentleman’s Club, on the antics of Giants players. (New York Post)

― aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Out There Story of the Day!!!
According to the asshats at profootballtalk so don’t believe a word:

The Krafts may let Belichick go because he allegedly had an affair with a married woman from New Jersey. WTF. I now have a mental image burned into my brain of Belichick sexing-up wearing nothing but his sweatshirt. Ewwwwww!!! Please dear God make it stop!!!!!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/12192006/gossip/pagesix/call_it_adultery_pagesix_.htm

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

OK that's completely batshit insane.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Billy! Getting some! IN THE SWEATS!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:40 (seventeen years ago) link

well, he DID go to wesleyan and wesleyan DID have a reputation for being a hippie school ...

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Belichick, giving love a bad name.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 29 December 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that story is is months fucking old, and it's not the first one that's gone around. that's why bb earned the "hooded cassanova" nickname at cstb. i don't think the krafts would let him go for any sort of zipper problems unless he drifts into dave meggett territory.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 29 December 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't believe that Belichick has genitals, is the thing.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

He has spores! That's why he wears baggy sweats! To keep them moist & dark!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

are they green? Are his teste's verde?

god I'm bored

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ME TOO

but he doesn't have any testes.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

every time i stand up i get dizzy and then when i sit down it still takes a few seconds for me to be sure i won't pass out. so i've been getting up and walking about the square of cubicles every couple of minutes because i'm the only one in them today. i think there are only 3 people on the second floor today.

BBBBOOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

There are more people in my office today than yesterday. Someone had the shits this morning, & is working from home. WTF is wrong w/ people?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

My coworker missed his bus this morning, offered to work from home (keep in mind that he is on the road most of the time, so he is specifically set up to work remotely 80% of the time and it wouldn't be unusual), was told he HAD to come in by our boss (despite fact that we have received very few inquiries or responses this week due to holiday and we're only working a half day today), so he drove in. Goes and parks in our parking garage (ie the private one in our building, that our company owns, that only company employees can park in) AND THEY CHARGED HIM $10 FOR THE PRIVLEDGE. WTF?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

For comparison's sake, there are multiple public garages surrounding our building, all of which have $5 "early bird specials" that cover parking from like anytime before 8:30 until 5 or 6pm, so he's paying double price to park IN HIS OWN COMPANY'S LOT. Who has ever heard of this?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so happy I take the train. DO NOT PARK

NFL miracle = we leave at 3pm today. Magnum of red wine, goodbye.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, obviously take public transit if you can, coworker in question wouldn't have been driving if not for fact he was ordered to come in for no good reason.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha - I was asked if I'd be around this weekend in case shit goes down because THE BUSINESS will be working on year-end reporting, & I might have to be around to bitch @ in case the reporting portal poops its Pampers. Good thing I'm a loser!

CANKLES TAKE ME AWAY

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

$10 is highway robbery to park, but $5 is actually pretty reasonable (cheaper than where I work).

Getting out early means I can watch the SUN BOWL. Vern Lundquist, hang on, I'm coming home.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

No Gus Johnson, no peace.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Alright, any NY people wanna see the game? Or Jersey?

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll take that as a no.
yay tiki

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Daaamn, Tiki.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I did not mean to
pick the Redskins o'er the Jints
I clicked the wrong thing

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

what a way for tiki to go out!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 31 December 2006 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

As much as I dog living in MS, it has been nice getting the Saints game every week this season.

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

thx for your help during the fantasy season, tiki.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ protracted misery

GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

the dream is still alive/one day it will come true

http://www.befresch.com/crazewire/features/bands/cw.mellencamp.jpg

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

tennessee need the following to get a WC:

KC win, Denver loss, Cincy loss

unfortunately it looks like NE actually wants to win this game. ;_; GO VINNNNNNNNNNN-SUH

also, rodney harrison got taken out with a chop block. couldnt have happened to a nicer guy

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh, so many penalties. tenn could still get this. yeah vince! within 3...

how about detroit maybe playing its way out of the #1 pick...

― johnny crunch (johnny crunch), Sunday, 31 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

GO IGGLES ... AND YAY JETS!!!!!!!!!!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY the FUCK did Cincy blow one of their timeouts to ice the Pittsburgh kicker???? There's one minute left!!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

am i right that jax lost a chance at getting the ball back by JUMPING OFFSIDES on a 4th down?

― johnny crunch (johnny crunch), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

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