Boston sucks, dudes.
-- HI DERE, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:15 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
so move, dickwipe
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
a smudge on my screen made it look like that said "dickwipé"
-- max, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
and i thought "how cultured"
-- max, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
haha!
― lxy, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link
the highest of fives to you good sir
-- Lingbert, Monday, 16 July 2007 06:03 (2 months ago) Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 03:38 (sixteen years ago) link
soccer:
Lampard's mum probly boos him when he goes round to see her.
-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, 13 October 2007 17:12 (16 minutes ago) Link
― jergins, Saturday, 13 October 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i like "the final lolution", mainly because some ilxor is bound to get angry about it, which can only guarantee more lols, like a perpetual loling machine.
-- John Justen, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:56 (Yesterday) Link
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a self clowning oven
-- omar little, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:57 (Yesterday) Link
― jergins, Saturday, 13 October 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i once went on an internet date with someone who sent me a photo of a girl who looked like lucy liu and when i picked her up she looked like a short, squat javier bardem.
-- omar little, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:43 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
and i love javier bardem but come on now
― jergins, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
HOOS have you ever caught people having sex in a public area? I did once, but i just pretended like i didn't see them.
-- gr8080, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:11 (1 hour ago) Link
also, i didn't start a thread about it.
-- gr8080, Monday, 22 October 2007 04:12 (1 hour ago) Link
― jergins, Monday, 22 October 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Spunky Canyon is near my school. It may be due East of Chuck E. Cheese and Circuit City. At least, so the legend goes.
-- admrl, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:53 (14 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Monday, 22 October 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I was once tricked into putting my hand over my heart to Chad Kroger's "Hero" at a motorcycle competition.
-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 15:19 (7 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link
19. joined a mormon scout troop because i kept getting the shit kicked out of me in the catholic one. kids kept calling me a fag. i asked my mom what a fag was, and she told me it was something that started fires. next time kids called me a fag, i agreed. i started fires. not only that: i told them i was probably a better fag than them.
two weeks later the mormon scout leader tried to kick me out of the troop, thinking i was a nascent homosexual, but one of the troop moms came to bat for me, and argued that i wasn't beyond help if i hadn't "done" anything yet. then the leaders all had a round table with me and talked about being gay. i wasn't used to any attention, and i liked being chatted with. i was twelve, kind of naive, and rather than admit i was just wrong about what 'fag' meant i played off as being gay -- still not knowing exactly what it meant -- for most of the next year. i took it as a badge of my individuality.
-- remy bean, Thursday, 25 October 2007 21:27 (12 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
header bar on ILX:
ILX will be out of action for a while later tonight (BST). The database needs refilled with zings.
― lxy, Thursday, 25 October 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
sandbox still zingin' while ilx sits
― jergins, Friday, 26 October 2007 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link
ha, this is why you're the first post after I brought it back up!
― stet, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i saw him on a spanish mountain side but i wasnt sure whether his name was pronounced eye-el-ex or illx or whatever so i just yelled out AUTOMATIC THREAD BUMP. THIS POLL IS CLOSING TOMORROW!!!!
-- jhøshea, Monday, October 29, 2007 10:15 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Monday, 29 October 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY HELPED JUST BY HELPING I WILL CHECK AND LET YOU KNOW
YES YOU DID
-- John Justen, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 21:30 (Yesterday) Link
― lxy, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
blah blah blah Seattle blah blah blah Sonic chili cheese dog and tots nom nom nom blah blah blah cast iron pan blah blah blah esoteric engineering energy blah blah blah baking soda xylitol floss your teeth blah blah blah
-- Jaq, Friday, November 9, 2007 1:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Saturday, 10 November 2007 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link
from i love hoops:
I PREDICT THAT JHØSHEA IS THE BIGGEST HOMER ON THIS BOARD AND THAT IS SAYING A LOT
-- Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:51 (3 hours ago) Link
thats more of an observation really
-- jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 15:20 (2 hours ago) Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
mn winter is sort of like 30 days of night except i'm the vampire and booze is the townspeople.
-- John Justen, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 9:45 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
I <3 JOHN JUSTEN
― lxy, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
and then, on christmas day, a trip to lewisburg PA to spend two hours sitting in a room that looks like the dmv and smells like microwave popcorn.
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 11:02 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I have the worst driver's license, it's from when I weighed 190 lbs. and was high all the time – I figured if I was stoned for the DL picture cops who might pull me over would think I looked that way just naturally. It is embarrassing.
-- Abbott, Thursday, 1 November 2007 00:29 (2 weeks ago) Link
― lxy, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
if i was abbotts bf i would be like 'yo baby get off the computer and lets make out'
-- chaki, Monday, November 19, 2007 11:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Rick Gibralter, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I always have to turn off my swears when talking to my family, and I end up saying very...uh...LJ-ish things? Phrases that aren't often spoken
"What a bunch of shit" ---> "that's horribly rotten." "Fuck that" ---> "I really don't appreciate that." "That is totally foolish," etc
-- Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:47 (3 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it as licksy, like a good lollipop.
-- stet, Sunday, December 9, 2007 10:52 PM (Sunday, December 9, 2007 10:52 PM) Bookmark Link
i <3 stet. again. always.
― lxy, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
more nips less lips
-- jergïns, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:47 (39 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link
the My favorite Thanksgiving photo is still making me laugh so much.
― lxy, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i need to do this at work, for real. i've been great about regular bed times, relatively healthy eating, and frequent exercise, but my internet vs. working time at my desk is a problem.
-- Jordan, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 4:00 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
i'm not going to ask any of you people for tips because you've obviously lost the battle already
-- Jordan, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 4:01 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 07:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Up there searching Jesus's Flickr account in heaven, now.
-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, December 23, 2007 2:21 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Monday, 24 December 2007 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link
give sample pape3r og gujarat board scince all subject
-- konark, Tuesday, February 6, 2007 3:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link Delete Undelete Ban User User Info i want to give you a sample spanking, you silly sailor.
-- A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Tuesday, February 6, 2007 11:15 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Q. What's the hardest part of learning to roller-blade? A. Telling your parents that you're gay.
-- jim, Thursday, December 27, 2007 1:35 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
...if you need to let peeps know that you are not a fag then you can just rub a few sausages on yr body....
-- libcrypt, Friday, January 4, 2008 9:45 PM (Friday, January 4, 2008 9:45 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Saturday, 5 January 2008 06:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't get it. does context help?
― Lingbert, Sunday, 6 January 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm voting for "Got Your Money" in honor of ODB aka Ason Unique, The Bebop Specialist, Big Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus, Dirt Dog, Osirus, The Man of All Rainbows, Prince Delight, The Professor, Rain Man, Super Bastard, Peanut the Kidnapper, RJ Tha Mad Specialist, Freeloading Rusty, Joe Bananas, and Dirt McGirt.
-- Belldog, Saturday, January 5, 2008 7:07 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Rick Gibralter, Sunday, 6 January 2008 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link
is it possible to be unbanned from just one thread on a board? i just want to be able to post in the ile wire thread. the rest of ile can get fucked imo
-- am0n, Thursday, January 10, 2008 9:22 AM
― jergins, Friday, 11 January 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
"span of attraction" is a weird euphemism for "cock"
-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, January 14, 2008 2:28 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I prefer taller women because their naturally voluminous vaginas make cocaine trafficking easier
-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, January 14, 2008 3:24 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
thank you for taking my post very seriously, we need more aspies on this thread
-- gershy, Sunday, February 10, 2008 12:43 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Sunday, 10 February 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
august is white bitch history month
-- jhøshea, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 10:33 AM (2 hours ago)
― jergins, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Argh, I have to get on the treadmill now. 5.5 miles seems like a really long, pointless way to go today.
-- Sara R-C, Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:45 AM (Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:45 AM) Bookmark Link
perhaps if you walked to somewhere 5.5 miles away instead of on a rubber loop in your house, these feelings of pointlessness might subside
-- John Justen, Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:47 AM (Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:47 AM) Bookmark Link
Also if you were eating pie while walking.
-- HI DERE, Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:08 PM (Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:08 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Saturday, 16 February 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I love how people are still "THOSE FUCKERS BETTER TELL ME XXX" about television shows. Y'know, they never explained Arthur Fonzarelli's supernatural powers either, did that ruin "Happy Days" for you?
-- Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 17 February 2008 19:12 (12 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Sunday, 17 February 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
my roommate once dropped acid at a pixies concert and swears – swears to this day – that he drank water from a squirrel in the seat next to him
-- remy bean, Saturday, 23 February 2008 23:37 (Yesterday) Link
― lxy, Sunday, 24 February 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
What is the female equivalent of a schoolyard beatdown? Having chewing gum stuck in your hair? Being called fat?
-- Bodrick III, Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:11 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Dating me.
-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:11 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Thursday, 6 March 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
if I saw jerry mathers' fat face staring back from the crotch of a $5k hooker I'd be SO disappointing
-- akm, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 1:33 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Memories of King Boy Pato
I've got nothing.
-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 12:13 PM
― jergins, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
do women get ass enlargement spam?
-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 09:09 (7 months ago) Link
let's hope so
-- am0n, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 13:32 (7 months ago) Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
scrabulous is a fairly public thing and that list of bingos was posted by choice, so i think it is up to the public to decide if jon pulled COELOMiC and AnURIAS out his ass.
-- bell_labs, Friday, March 21, 2008 9:24 PM
― jergins, Saturday, 22 March 2008 09:01 (sixteen years ago) link
supporting cast was great but that girl just seemed kind of lackluster.
-- tehresa, Saturday, March 22, 2008 9:52 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link
that was the 1980s before blowjob technology advanced as far as it has today
-- max, Saturday, March 22, 2008 9:56 AM (4 hours ago)
― jergins, Saturday, 22 March 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
guys we are all bros im asking an honest question here that i admitted most likely pertains to my lack of attention paying. i think that my question was answered and i thank you for that. max i have nothing against you. we were exchanging barbs here which bros often times do. in conclusion i think this was a great thread and we all learned a lot about each other.
-- chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 21:22 (Yesterday) Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
"This bag isn't gay-looking enough. Let me hold it more delicately."
-- Hurting 2, Thursday, 28 February 2008 04:54 (3 weeks ago) Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
haha there are a lot of things you could put in a yankees suck thread but matsui holding a press conference to show everyone a shitty drawing of his (clearly made-up) new wife is not one of them
-- max, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:33 (2 days ago) Link
honestly that thing looks like it was made in a team-building exercise where they all had draw a picture of their dream girl and on the back write five adjectives to describe her
-- max, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:34 (2 days ago) Link
eagerly awaiting press conference for jeter to show off the lanyard he made after bp
-- max, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:35 (2 days ago) Link
― lxy, Sunday, 30 March 2008 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link