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DONT BE SUCH DICKS TO YOUR FOLKS OK? THEY PAID FOR YOUR FUCKING SCHOOLING.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

my dad has had a wireless router for 2 years. but he can't figure out how to make the wireless part of it work. so it's just a router. now i'm gonna have to fix it. what an IDIOT. he probably just forgot the password.

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DONT CLAL YOUR POPS AN IDIOT HIS COCKFUCKING MADE YOU

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

SICNE WHEN R U SO RESPECTFUL CHAKSTER

― ian (orion), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i love my parents.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link

also my poor ass, divorced family seems to get along much better then the still married rich folk contained in this thread. the family that smokes pot together stays together.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

No way, my family are all awesome. Had v good day! Played piano, cooked and cooked for tomorrow and ate dinner. One (1) sister just spotted wiping up tears but hell, that could from pretty much anything; I'll find out when she gets back from beer run (stocking up). Girvan household is the place to be.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yah my theory is flawed i was just bein a dick.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Also yesterday & today my dad has drywalled a basement work-out area for Moms, people have changed oil in at least two cars, bros playing pool in garage now. Stars are incredible out here.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

damn ok that sounds seriously pleasent and norman rockwell painting-esque. me jealous.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

next christmas we're all going to laurel's.

― ian (orion), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Everybody should come! You have no idea, my family is crazy picturesque, us 4 kids feel it's our responsibility to drink and smoke as much as possible just to offset the Rockwellian qualities. Which is actually perfect.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yaay!

my brother has been sending me camera phone shots of himself on the bus to t0fin0 haha
i am going to send him shots of my (failed but delicious) gingerbread men (nb. not in shape of men. at all. i think sugar cookies will work out better tho.)

i'm having a pretty good christmas without family (have already had one turkey dinner, one fondue dinner, one dinner+pass-out-on-friend's-couch, and tomorrow is big christmas do.) but i miss my family, truly.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

It's Victorian house decorated with spruce swags, 11' tree with gold ribbons, dog asleep with rawhide bone, people ordering each other out of various rooms where pres are being wrapped, sneaking outside for cigs, rehearsing for church choir at 11pm, blah blah blah.

Rrob, I wd miss your family, too! What's the youngest doing? Anyway, you had FONDUE! I saw instructions for raclette in catalog yesterday and WHOA HI DERE MOLTEN GOODNESS.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i know, fondue! it was the first time i'd had it! there was cheese and there was chocolate and both were really really good. and there was wine. and girlz talk.

youngest bro is surfing and pretending his kidney issues aren't as bad as they actually are, oh yeah, and going through crazy break-up (they own a house and cars together! i don't even know how that happened) by starting relationship with new girl (she is nice though, i am told)

i'm catching up on eps of the o.c. and degrassi tng

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

man, degrassi TNG is where it's at. we just finished watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas here.

― ian (orion), Monday, 25 December 2006 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

and there was this behind-the-scenes degrassi tng show on actual tv too! cute. i still have, like, 5 episodes to watch on the ctv website. i love christmastime and my attempted emulation of 'home'.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 December 2006 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Girvan Sk0w family mindmeld. We're having a good time out here in the woods.

Mom's fam is the crazy drunk oirish side w/rap sheets and drug problems, and they're still pretty fucking squee. some serious bummerz, though, maybe to be detailed later. most involve heavy medical problems and people's ears getting bitten off by town psychos.

speaking of squee: i heart the kittenboob. but that's probably because i love both kittens and boobs and am jealous of the kitten.

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 25 December 2006 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

DONT BE SUCH DICKS TO YOUR FOLKS OK? THEY PAID FOR YOUR FUCKING SCHOOLING.

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), December 25th, 2006.

wrong; i did.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DONT CLAL YOUR POPS AN IDIOT HIS COCKFUCKING MADE YOU

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), December 25th, 2006.

wrong; i'm adopted.

buhsides, my dad isn't dumb. he's great and we just annoy the holy living shit out of each other.

― remy bean (bean), Monday, 25 December 2006 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

damn i just got faced. except it was caitlin that called her pops an idiot.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 December 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

it was funny anyway!

― remy bean (bean), Monday, 25 December 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hi remybean!

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Monday, 25 December 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

cheers cheers for finding an open Wifi router in my mum's house in the middle of fucking nowhere. Christmas is saved! (apparently at 56k, but still...)

― stet (stet), Monday, 25 December 2006 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

shit didn't realise this was noise. sorry n0izerz

― stet (stet), Monday, 25 December 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hi jbr-jbr, i'm bored :(

― remy bean (bean), Monday, 25 December 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i am awesomely drunk and stoned!
i made rice stuffing! for tomorrow
and convinced grumpy friend (who will cheer up) to come for dinner!
now i have to bake more cookies! here are "gingerbread men":
hahaomg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/332350434_87e6aeb14a.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/138/332350438_9eeacb0d1e.jpg
they turned into triangles, squares
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/332350433_2a55889dc7_m.jpg

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 December 2006 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

rrrobyn with cookie sheet is cuetest noize holiday photo yet!

― ian (orion), Monday, 25 December 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the one with the semi-amputated arm

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Monday, 25 December 2006 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i got them all to sit down and try out my "Ticket to Ride" boardgame. They enjoyed it. Whee. Mom is practicing piano in next room, sister is downstairs watching tube, dad is in bedroom watching foxnews, brother is still in michigan w/ wife and newborn spawnling.

another classic christmas.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 25 December 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

omg i am almost finally done the cookies
i ran out of jameson and moved on to the last 2 inches of vodka in a bottle i forgot i even had (i am not such a drinker, obv)
shocking = me not burning down bldng!

i am finding this hilarious:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/332404708_24f9dac339.jpg

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 December 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

don't worry, i made frosting!
they taste good, really, really good

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 December 2006 04:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i haven't really made the frosting yet
and i could only eat two
but still

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 December 2006 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Someone has to say it: I WD EAT ALL THIS COOOOOKIES

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:40 (seventeen years ago) link

my momz made these gingerbread things w/ m&m eyes and pretzel antlers and they are looking like reindeers. lol.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

your mom sounds RAD

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link

and HOT

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 December 2006 07:03 (seventeen years ago) link

take her, dude

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Monday, 25 December 2006 07:12 (seventeen years ago) link

her cockfucking made you

― baccarat heads spice pushka underdog official texas holdem bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 25 December 2006 07:51 (seventeen years ago) link

omg haha

merry christmas dudez!

momz r funny too:
Dear Robyn:
I hear that my daughter is up baking cookies in an altered consciousness. Do be careful with all that, my sweet.

which is funny for many reasons but partly b/c look who's talking, mom. (also, next time i see my brother he is getting a punch for passing on that info.)

i frosted the cookies this morning! in neon colours! (b/c i bought neon food colouring - why get regular when there is neon??) but frosting is maybe the most frustrating substance in the universe, sent from the planet frustror to make me hate cookies. but whatever, not only do my cookies taste good but they're like a tribute to new wave + sofia coppola's marie antoinette.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

frosted pics, plz. thx.

― lxy (lxy), Monday, 25 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sorry i called my dad an idiot ok, he just can't use technology

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

her cockfucking made you

roffle

― amon (amon), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

omg neon cookies sounds incredible, rrobs!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 25 December 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

hi
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/135/333624456_2f186758c1.jpg
it was both all i could do and all i could do
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/333624462_c355fb4ac4.jpg
on and on and on
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/333624465_9192e55143.jpg

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 06:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/333632114_ffb8315ab1.jpg

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

that is modern art, my friend

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link

DELICIOUS.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link

they look brilliant... thx for posting them.

― lxy (lxy), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

omg
nice color palette

― v (sleep), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Me, teaching moms how to use a dvd player at her friend's house.

Mom: Ooh, this one says it has interactive menus.
Me: They all do, mom.
*after a crazy few minutes, gets "Animusic" dvd going, cgi robots play corny casio beats
Mom: How do they build those machines and then get them to play music?! Isn't that amazing?
Me: Mommmmmm, they're not real! It was all done WITH COMPUTERS.

― JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

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