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he seems to injure himself while talking to the press about leaving

mizzell, Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

that was a poor miss by england's #9

pandemic, Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

ramires always shoots straight at the keeper, just sometimes they go in

pandemic, Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

i remem lolling while skimming citeh forum b1u3m00n that they called him ~breadvan corluka~

nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

corluka still with us, still our best rb

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

really lettin them at us cheaply now tbh

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

look, s'kylewalker xp

nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

good game, good game

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-16309990

Wait, what?

"As much as we will say that ignorance is no excuse, ignorance is an excuse."

John Barnes, ladies and gentlemen.

aldo, Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

what is the handball rule exactly? i can understand not giving a penalty for ball to hand, but i thought if you hit ball with your hand, intentionally or not, it's a free kick.

mizzell, Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

will take that point thankyewverrymuch, we struggled once bale's leg was removed by ramirez

seeing as modric went out on right anyway, thought leaving both sandro and parker on and taking vdv off left adebayor very isolated

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

xposts. It has to be deliberate for either a free kick or a penalty to be awarded.

Chris, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-16309990

Wait, what?

"As much as we will say that ignorance is no excuse, ignorance is an excuse."

John Barnes, ladies and gentlemen.

― aldo

this is completely correct tho. i have no idea what suarez said and it may well have been racist, but otoh a lot of stuff that's considered perfectly fine in latin america would be considered offensive here, and i don't expect a footballer to have engaged all that much with the culture in this country to know otherwise.

jim in glasgow, Friday, 23 December 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

i think that for a ref to award a fk or peno, rather than 'deliberate' they'll use either movement of hand towards ball or the hand being in a position away from the body as a working

cole's was hb, so was ekotto in the box in the 2nd half tho

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

modric didn't kill himself out there tonight, hmm

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

It has to be deliberate for either a free kick or a penalty to be awarded.

― Chris, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:03 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

there's more to it than that

caek, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

as always, i think i said it best tbh

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

"accidental" as a handball defence from pundits is not quite as bad as "he got the ball 1/24th of a second before he broke the guys ankle", but it's up there.

caek, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

Well yes, if you examine the definition of 'deliberate' obv, but still stands that 'deliberate' handball = foul.

Chris, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

deliberate yes, but not *just* deliberate either

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

But deliberate is movement of hand towards ball and/or distance between player and ball and/or posotion of hand was my point. 'Deliberate handball' something of a misnomer anyway - handball is handball.

Chris, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

that was the best case for aaron lennon made all season iirc, the first choice tottenham front six is so well balanced and suffers without his hyperactive flitting-about

also aaron lennon has a really good walk, he strolls around imperiously like he owns the place

nakhchivan, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

ya he's got the boss walk of a toddler that hasn't been slapped yet

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

People seem to go crazy over anything that could even slightly be considered handball these days. Like it seems to me there's been a noticeable increase in it over the last few years. Or maybe i'm spending too much time on the internet

Number None, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

feel like tonight was calling out for some real formation craziness from arry

Friedel

Kaboul Gallas King

Walker Ekotto

Parker

Modric Bale

VdV

Adebayor

or s/t

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

ppl go crazy over everything these days tbf, sexism, racism, legbreakers were all part of the game when i had a moustache

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

also aaron lennon has a really good walk, he strolls around imperiously like he owns the place

― nakhchivan, Thursday, December 22, 2011 8:32 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

ya he's got the boss walk of a toddler that hasn't been slapped yet

― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, December 22, 2011 8:33 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

haha this is true, can totally see it in my head

mizzell, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

it's

i dunno

it's like he's wearing a nappy?

is that it?

something in the hips/arse, a waddle or something

what a bizarre line of thought

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

dude has got poise s'all

nakhchivan, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

he has got the gait that thudd ought to have

nakhchivan, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

king modric bale cech sandro friedel walker ivanovic sturridge romeu

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

oh and mata & assou ekotto

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink


Friedel

Walker Ivanovic King Ekotto

Romeu Sandro

Mata Modric Bale

Sturridge

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

wow it's like the bible code or sthing

pretty neat

nakhchivan, Friday, 23 December 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

i accidentally left the bbc livetext thing on during my night and work and this is the second to last update and 'phil dawkes' should be fired tbh-

2232: I've just got off the phone with Alanis Morissette. She just started banging on about rain on your wedding day. I wouldn't trust a word she says.

big popppa hoy, Friday, 23 December 2011 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

Spanish media claim that Milan have struck a deal to sign Barcelona’s Seydou Keita next season.

He is tied to the Blaugrana until June 2014, but it’s reported he has a clause in his contract allowing him to walk away two years early.

The clause is activated if the 31-year-old is not given a minimum number of appearances during the campaign.

According to Sport.es this evening, Vice-President Adriano Galliani has already reached a verbal agreement with the player’s entourage for next season.

This would mean bringing Keita to Milan on a free transfer in June.

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this cld be v. good - nice to see milan go for someone young by their standards too.

big popppa hoy, Friday, 23 December 2011 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

Kombouare has been sacked by PSG despite going joint top. lol money.

big popppa hoy, Friday, 23 December 2011 06:33 (twelve years ago) link

Kombouare? My lord!

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Friday, 23 December 2011 08:35 (twelve years ago) link

Lots of this on twitter, sadly:

@StanCollymore do us a favour Stan and go and hang yourself like Gary Speed did please. Ok Negrito.

Daryl_Conning Patrice Evra is a dirty fat nigger! Hope he dies of aids like his ancestors #slave

The Artist Formerly Known As Teh HoBB, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

dear god

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

ffs

Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Friday, 23 December 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

West Midlands Police twitter feed:

@Daryl_Conning Your comments constitute an offence under the Public Order Act.We have received a complaint & advised them how to report it

Hope the guys shitting himself at the moment, waiting for the cops to show up.

Billy Dods, Friday, 23 December 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

he's deleted his twitter account; hope the facebook everyone is linking to is the same guy.

mizzell, Friday, 23 December 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

Yay twitter. Good for discourse and good for Britain.

caek, Friday, 23 December 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

what the fucking fuck

Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Friday, 23 December 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

Lawyer Alejandro Balbi holds a picture of Liverpool striker Luis Suarez posing with a black child

m. yeux, Friday, 23 December 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/23/article-0-0F4253DB00000578-633_634x506.jpg

"Now get my fucking shirt washed and back by Boxing Day, you old cripple."

James, Saturday, 24 December 2011 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

Here, is Stoke - Villa genuinely the only game that Sky are showing on the 26th?

Number None, Saturday, 24 December 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

^seriously

terrible xmas football line-up; guess we had our full last week?

(╯°□°)╯┻━zǝɹɐns sınl━┻ (cccccc), Saturday, 24 December 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link


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