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Can I have 1 (one) conversation today that does not include the words house price, mortgage, buy to let, inflation or bubble.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I was looking at some house records the other day; the price was comparable to a mortgage payment! There were also too mant to buy to let me narrow down which ones I should really get, so I ended up dropping them back in their bubble wrap and leaving the store.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck You, Dan Perry.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

:-D

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Having only met yr wife at Ally's wedding, Dan, I can't imagine her in anything other than a ballgown!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i think this is the perfect time to open that bar.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

snap to it

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i will be on hand for medical emergencies

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

but only if i get free drinks

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

In just over an hour, I will be prototyping this establishment in the form of a Cheesecake Factory. How many martinis should I drink?

a) 5
b) 10
c) ONLY PUSSIES HAVE LIMITS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2004/StrongCat.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

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― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDES I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I COME TO DC FOR SHENANIGANS, I EXPECT TO GO TO HOSPITAL

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

this is what i'm talking about here

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDES I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I COME TO DC FOR SHENANIGANS, I EXPECT TO GO TO ~~HOSPITAL~~ MORGUE.

fixed.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

down here we call that wednesday night!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still trying to get my rich buddies to pony up the cash to buy an abandoned funeral home that is for sale, in order to turn it into a bar.

None of them are taking me seriously, even though I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS.

hilariously, a multi-xpost written prior to morgue discussion.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Why I need to hang out more with my 20something friends as opposed to my 30something friends, a case study:

30somethings: Calm down Dan, it's not juice! Don't you have to work tomorrow?

20somethings: FIVE MORE ROUNDS OF SHOTS AND THEN WE'RE READY TO GO TO THE REAL SPOT

Fuck oldy oldfaced oldsters.

(XPOST: WHY OH WHY DO I NOT LIVE IN MN, COSIGN COSIGN COSIGN MOTHERFUCKER GIT 'ER DONE)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

guys what do you think about getting a missile silo for a clubhouse? we have those around here, and they're cheap-ish.

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ARGH I QUOTED LARRY THE CABLE GUY, MY LIFE IS OVER

yes to missile silo if it comes with missile

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is overrated, though.

*ducks*

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Why I need to hang out more with my 20something friends as opposed to my 30something friends, a case study:
30somethings: Calm down Dan, it's not juice! Don't you have to work tomorrow?
20somethings: FIVE MORE ROUNDS OF SHOTS AND THEN WE'RE READY TO GO TO THE REAL SPOT
Fuck oldy oldfaced oldsters.
(XPOST: WHY OH WHY DO I NOT LIVE IN MN, COSIGN COSIGN COSIGN MOTHERFUCKER GIT 'ER DONE)
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...) (webmail), Today 8:59 PM. (dan perry) (later) (link)

dan, you're just hanging out with the wrong 30-somethings.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Well, yeah, if you're talking about water or something.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Drinking is not at all overrated! However, dealing with hangonvers is REALLY FUCKING OVERRATED.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is not overrated by these ducks

http://mollygoatwax.typepad.com/molly_goatwax/drinking_duck-thumb.jpg

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

these ducks otm

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

If I were to graph my drinking responsibility level between ages 15 and now, it would look like a bell curve.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

drinking is overrated even by ducks.

hangovers are easy DRINK WATER WHEN YOU GET HOME DRINKY MCDRINKY LOTS OF IT

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hangovers are easy NEVER SOBER UP.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hangovers are easy DRINK WATER WHEN YOU GET HOME DRINKY MCDRINKY LOTS OF IT

if you're still awake when you get home then you left some drinking on the table pal.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also: keys, credit card, dignity

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

gordon gartrelle otm (and looking very stylish)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha GAY SEX

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a GORDON GARTRELLE.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

OK CUT IT OUT GUY ON THE PAYPHONE WHO JUST SAID "NO, I LOVE YOU MORE. No, I MISS YOU SO MUCH."

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/21/f_hunterwhiskm_c126e5f.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN THE UNIVERSE

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, just stop answering when he calls.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW BRIAN YOU ARE SO OTM

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it would be better if he was actually talking to someone on the other end of the phone. : (

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

brian, it's time for performance reviews and U GET RAISE

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

age 3 years in oak = kudos

xp the guy was doing fucking baby voices, but was also definitely not talking to a child. i nearly threw up in my mouth

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

best part about that whiskey: 45 minutes under deadline!

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe he was talking to an ocelot?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I would drink that. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but still.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

breaking news: fish loves water

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

God, I keep looking at the whiskey and the Rockettes and I keep thinking "crazed horse-faced Sage Francis girl". ^_^

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't stop staring at that whisky ad

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm gonna buy a bottle of whisky tonight

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

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