J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

Fire Donald Sterling and it would be a step up x 1000.

i know, how can stern force sterling to sell

maybe murder him, good first step

...then disembowel him and wrap his entrails around... but I protest too much.

fuck, if they got Victoria Jackson it'd be a step up

i would buy season-tickets to the LAC's games if they'd sign victoria jackson as their coach.

she could pace the sidelines with her ukelele, singing about radical islam (and three-second violations).

yeah yall league passers are gonna enjoy a lot of terrible and hilarious free throw by deandre this year, and until the playoffs its actually part of his charm

anyway not too worried about vinny b/c cp3 will pretty much run the show on offense and they're not gonna play tons of complex defense anyway

and i think his contract is up after this season so they can hire a real coach with a haircut from this decade

lol:

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/7379217/kris-humphries-most-disliked-nba-player-according-survey

and the best quote:

Williams doesn't think such a reaction will affect Humphries.

"It's probably tough, but he's thick-skinned," Williams said. "He should be fine. We're here to give him some man-hugs if he needs them, but he should be fine."

http://amplicate.com/hate/krishumphries/7172142-his-latest-tweet-said-verbatim-people-say-kims/

His latest Tweet said verbatim "People say Kim's
+0 by Lorelei V

His latest Tweet said verbatim "People say Kim's in hiding. I think she's just catching up on all the black cock she missed out on while we were married."
He's an asshole, an idiot, and undeserving of love.

reply - 06 Nov 2011 - Helpful? YES NO Thank You! - Flag - Link +0 by Desiree M

he doesnt have his own twitter name, thats someone else that took it before he could get to it so they say stuff like that on it now.. sucks for him, but just letting you know

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Opinions Hating Krishumphries from Showing: Recent | Featured
Why do they hate @KrisHumphries ? He didn't cheat on @KimKardashian ? He didn't beat her when she had naked men in the house. Its bs

22 Dec at 10:23 AM by RubyRose1976 on Twitter - 74 followers - Flag

I don't hate @krishumphries

21 Dec at 05:39 PM by bcanell on Twitter - 113 followers - Flag

krishumphries sucks... If you're lucky enough to marry KimKardashian ... U do what that woman wants!

21 Dec at 01:13 PM by maroonnutnea5 on Twitter - 6 followers - Flag

RT @gonci_m: I hate @KrisHumphries

21 Dec at 08:48 AM by AndreaaaBoyd on Twitter - 116 followers - Flag

RT @gonci_m: I hate @KrisHumphries

21 Dec at 08:47 AM by AmandaPeters10 on Twitter - 168 followers - Flag

I hate @KrisHumphries

+ View all 1 msgs - Hide all | 21 Dec at 01:20 AM by gonci_m on Twitter - 342 followers - Flag

Every time I watch kardashians I hate @KrisHumphries even more such an effing #douchebag
10 Dec at 03:42 PM by gonci_m on Twitter- 342 followers - Flag

@lilcasss I hate @KrisHumphries !! Poor Kimmy.

20 Dec at 08:22 AM by konxirodimas on Twitter - 286 followers - Flag

I hate @KrisHumphries im so glad @KimKardashian left his douche bag ass

19 Dec at 09:04 PM by fridaruiz93 on Twitter - 137 followers - Flag

Oh my god I hate @KrisHumphries he is just an inconsiderate a-hole! So glad @KimKardashian divorced him! #badseed

19 Dec at 09:00 AM by ErinColton_ on Twitter - 80 followers - Flag

Watching @KourtneyKardash and @KimKardashian take NY and I can safely say that I hate @KrisHumphries #douchebag

19 Dec at 08:52 AM by stort15 on Twitter - 47 followers - Flag

I hate @KrisHumphries he's. Bitch

18 Dec at 10:31 PM by abbyluvzjustinb on Twitter - 342 followers - Flag

I honestly hate @KrisHumphries

18 Dec at 10:17 PM by alexataylorrr on Twitter - 75 followers - Flag

RT @Olivia_T_: Watching the kardashian vacation in Bora and Bora and realised how much I HATE @KrisHumphries #prick! Leave @RobKardashia ...

17 Dec at 06:44 PM by RachelBryan2 on Twitter - 252 followers - Flag

Watching the kardashian vacation in Bora and Bora and realised how much I HATE @KrisHumphries #prick! Leave @RobKardashian alone!! #fitty

17 Dec at 06:42 PM by Olivia_T_ on Twitter - 76 followers - Flag

RT @HighhhDee: I hate #KrisHumphries ! He's a little bitchhhhhhh.

13 Dec at 01:32 AM by RealBeccaGainer on Twitter - 46 followers - Flag

I hate #KrisHumphries ! He's a little bitchhhhhhh.

13 Dec at 12:44 AM by HighhhDee on Twitter - 89 followers - Flag

@HappyBdayNessa really you hate @KrisHumphries but yet you care and tweet about how many followers he has???

12 Dec at 07:59 PM by KingsMom15 on Twitter - 3 followers - Flag

god i hate @KrisHumphries

12 Dec at 07:31 PM by vanessah_canada on Twitter - 1,359 followers - Flag

I absolutely hate #krishumphries... he is such a douche.

12 Dec at 07:27 AM by nikolforreal on Twitter - 142 followers - Flag

@kyliediamont srsly @KrisHumphries sucks....@KimKardashian deserves better

http://nbaplaybook.com/2011/12/20/letter-from-the-new-editor/

name sounds familiar. who is this dude?

So wait, the Nuggets might really actually not have everyone back from China?

all those dudes are still under contract

they can come back once the CBA season ends, but that's not until like end of feb/march

matt, hollinger had the best predictions for last season http://weaksideawareness.wordpress.com/2011/12/23/accuracy-of-predictions-for-wins-in-nba-in-2010-11

good for him.

:)

biyombo with an awesome 2 handed swat already

okur to the nets for a second rounder

ESPNChrisPalmer chris palmer
Favorite new albums--Amar'e: Watch The Throne; KD: Drake's Take Care; Curry: J. Cole's Sideline Story.
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*sigh*

like do they even need a shower after 9 innings?

162 games in 180 days, no matter how you slice it that is insane

like i said most of what i said has to with living in the Los Angeles market and now ESPN has just moved everything basketball related to their Los Angeles studio.

I play tetris on facebook 365

chris sheradin picks the bulls over somebody (maybe OKC) in the finals.

here you go gents http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2011/12/nba_preview_miami_heat_bon_iver.php

i'm afraid to click that, since it suggests that the heat commissioned bon iver to write a new team theme song.

oh just click it, BECAUSE EVEN IF THAT WERE TRUE WOULDNT IT BE THE BANGINGEST JOXXX JAMMMMM EVAH

maybe if it was the long-rumored bon-iver/lib b the based god collaboration.

thank you based iver.

bron bron iver

haha. i don't even know what "based god" means! i just say it.

so the kings are signing Chuck Hayes and giving him an extra million because the second opinion was good.

are they gonna fire their doctors?

Gotta hit the salary floor somehow.

nba predicts

clippers over bulls for all the enchiladas

reg season mvp: chris paul

for ref http://espn.go.com/nba/preview2011/story/_/page/Predictions1112-NBAChamp/nba-champion-predictions

predict whatever u want

last years and this year

http://i.imgur.com/l8rwa.png http://i.imgur.com/gMqW4.png

feel like the bulls r being underrated cause people arent considering their ability to make a mid season move, theyve got tons good young players

clips underrated cause people arent thinking abt how they have two top five guys, i mean if blake was that good as a rookie how good will he be as a 2nd year player, im thinking legit if under recognized due to age mvp candidate - clips bench is hella thin but they can deal mo and theyll youve got to think be the top destination for bought out vets post trade deadline, obvs v susceptible to injuries, and lol vinny delnegro is their coach and donald sterling is their owner, still i want to believe

That graphic shows a huge amount of respect for Spoelstra's coaching.

Based on the predictions' accuracy last year I pick the Knicks to win it all.

BTW in re clips -- Jordan is also a top-5 defender by some measures. Depth could be a little stronger, but youth may help make up for that.

r we doing predix up in this

this is a good idea

should be separate thread imo

If this were ILH, we could stretch out and start multiple prediction threads, as polls no less. But here in the sandbox, it seems best if we just run this thread past 3000 posts by Christmas, so as not to bother the neighbors.

nuggets will win the nba playoffs

I see we're already past 3200 posts as of this minute. 4000 by xmas??

so excited for Hoopsmas. Knicks at Noon, Clippers at night, thai and a movie with friensd in between.

Champ: Dallas Mavericks
MVP: Kevin Durant
CoY (aka "team that exceeded expectations"): George Karl (Nuggets)
RoY: Kyrie Irving
DPoY: Dwight Howard
Most Improved: Ty Lawson (not really but he'll be starting lol)
Sixth Man: Lamar Odom

Dwight and Deron both go to Dallas in the offseason.
Miami makes the finals and loses again.
Derrick Favors is the real MiP.

champ: detroit pistons
mvp: samuel dalembert
biggest surprise: miami is 6th seed in the eastern-conference, loses in first round