all beggars are drug addicted welfare cheats who live in mansions, everyone knows
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 22 December 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
the basketball team stuff is clearly bullshit but I like how they're kinda entrepreneurial
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link
I guess I'm assuming they are not part of a crime ring and just some kid who bought a box of peanut m&ms?
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
lol one time I talked to one of those kids for a while all like 150 thats a lot for a jersey he had this whole spiel like yeah its embroidered we play in such and such league im a point guard until finally i just bought some of his candy, had to respect the prep work
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
instead of making individual decisions on every panhandler I just give money to City Harvest and never give to anyone on the street or in the subway ever.
― chjips ahoy (sandbox dmr), Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
nah they def. get the candy from some central location I think. don't they?
I'd give it like 50% it's a ring, 50% they just share tips and go to costco
― Hurting, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link
There was a guy I used to always see on the PATH who had this elaborate spiel about collecting for a homeless organization that had a shelter. He had a laminated card and whatnot. I guess I was young back then and i just never thought about it until one day this woman next to me says to me "Listen, I work for a homeless outreach organization and there is no way ANY legitimate homeless organization would ever send someone on the train to ask for money." Which seemed sort of obvious once she said it.
― Hurting, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
i ate at pearl oyster bar tonight and the chowda and crabcake combo is what that shit is about
It certainly isn't about the lobster roll. Luke's 4 lyphe.
― C.K. Dexter Holland, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
how hard is it to get a bulk box of m&ms?
I don't deny that there's a possibility of a central location tho for some reason I always assumed it was just some kids who wanted to make pocket money
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
I mean I didn't think anything until I noticed that I had heard like 7 different kids use virtually the same speech word-for-word, which made me think someone was training them.
― Hurting, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
I just figured they sorta figured out 'what worked'
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
yeah I could see either way, it could be like a paper route
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
come to think of it tho, outside of peanut m&ms there is definitely a regularity of snacks offered
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
im thinking theres some adult hanging out in a grungy apt who picks up the boxes wholesale and fronts them to the kids
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
thats what my paper route was like at least
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it doesn't necessarily have to be a huge organized crime syndicates
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
unplural
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
No, dude.
― C.K. Dexter Holland, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
what about the breakdancing kids
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
are they also working for the mob
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
That old secret platform at the edge of Grand Central that was built for FDR? Filled with peanut M&Ms.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
Haha
― C.K. Dexter Holland, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=5213468&page=1
― C.K. Dexter Holland, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
One of the groups I investigated gave the children 40 cents for each $2.50 candy they sold. The bars wholesaled for 35 cents, so the crew leaders made a tasty profit.
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
They sell sweets, but bite in deep enough and you will taste the truth.
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
REAL NEW YORKERS DONT BUY CANDY FROM KIDS MWA AH AHA AH
http://www.elisabethleamy.com/images/custom/B4S_Leamy030610_111003d.jpg
― flexidisc, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
Breakdancing kids IDK -- they seem much more ragtag and there's nothing standardized that I notice.
― Hurting, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
the mob copyrights certain breakdancing moves, such as the flip the hat from your shoe onto your head
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
the mob also runs a ring of overly earnest hippieish 20-somethings with belt-clip amps covering dylan
― Hurting, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
one time (in the bay area) I heard 3 different buskers do 'knocking on heavens door' in one day
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
I think people like that one cause you don't have to remember very many lyrics, also cause if you want to 'take it to the next level' you can knock on your guitar when you say 'knock knock knocking'
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
favorite subway denizen is this african preacher with a long spiel about the perils of hell should one not accept jesus christ as one's lord and savior. he has fantastic intonation.
you WILL go to hell
part of the jesus mob, i guess
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 December 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
one time i saw this crazy subway preacher mid sermon get all offend and say 'you all dont listen to me anyway fine then im just not gonna share the lords word w/you anymore' and sit down in a huff as if we were gonna feel bad and ask him keep preaching again, it was v funny
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 22 December 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 22 December 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
calling him favorite seems cruel but i'll never forget the legless amputee beggar pushing himself thru subway car singing "amazing grace" and then abruptly seguing into "do ya think i'm sexy." dude could actually sing too.
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Thursday, 22 December 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
thinking about the candy-bar kids makes me wonder: do yo guys ever buy books etc from street vendors
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Thursday, 22 December 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
a man singing sam cooke's "a change is going to come" on the train yesterday made me shed actual tears.
― bene_gesserit, Thursday, 22 December 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
ya but it's kinda cynical for him to use 'change' like that
― iatee, Thursday, 22 December 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
sometimes I'll hear people singing on the subway and think "he/she learned to sing in church" and this always chokes me up
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Thursday, 22 December 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
theres a guy on the a/c line sometimes who sells dvds and hes got great patter, "forecast outside: miserable. forecast inside: $3 dvds" or something
― max max max max, Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
haha there are a lot of change-is-gonna-come singers groups on the trains lately. I guess word is out about it making white people choke up.
― Hurting, Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
one of my favorite subway dudes was the metrocard holder dude: "It's the NEW metrocard holder. Slides in, slides out, only a dollar."
― Hurting, Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
my favorite ever candy seller spiel (an older guy, not the not-selling-for-no-basketball-team kids) was somthing like, "God told me not to rob, steal, or sell drugs. God told me sell peanut M&Ms. He said, 'White people love peanut M&Ms. And they got money.' So far he's been right."
― chjips ahoy (sandbox dmr), Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
funny cause god told me they love weed
― Hurting, Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
ppl haven't openly sold weed on the subway since Dinkins days, man, u kidz shoulda been here then
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
^^last car on the train amirite
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
bet it was beat
― higgs boson (the deli llama), Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link
fyi if you're in asia all the panhandlers have handlers
no reason to think NYC would be different! ^_^
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link