ok cupid: god, this shit

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you laugh but that's actually kind of accurate: i was meeting with my ex to pick up my pottery and see her work

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 December 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

i was meeting with my ex to pick up my pottery and see her work

http://www.americancraftmag.org/timeline/1990s/mainstream_NakedGun_MovieStarNews.jpg

Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 22 December 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

show us some pictures of these broads, forks. i want to see what you're getting.

dylannnnnnnnn, Thursday, 22 December 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

"broads"

amon, Thursday, 22 December 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

are u a '50s gumshoe

amon, Thursday, 22 December 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

i might be a 50's gumshoe
i will not show you pictures of these "broads" but i will start a pottery thread

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

broads are ok. it's the dames you have to watch out for.

Aimless, Thursday, 22 December 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

^ real talk

HOOS aka driver of steen, Friday, 23 December 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

ahma wait till we're realilx for that pottery thread i think

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 December 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, can't have that one lost in the sandbox

v-shasty, Friday, 23 December 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

okay wiseguy: i have about forty finished pieces. I've been practicing on the wheel for the past year and am getting a bit better.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwm6jvKsIB1qzyx8yo1_500.jpg

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 December 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

i thought you said you answered no to the anal sex question

dylannnnnnnnn, Friday, 23 December 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

haaaa

HOOS aka driver of steen, Friday, 23 December 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

fair zing: that is referred to around the studio as "the bloody asshole vase"

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 December 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

somewhat less asshole related:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwm6hpoX221qzyx8yo1_500.jpg

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 December 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

Are those fired raku style, forks?

Illia Rump (emil.y), Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

I like that last one

illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

no raku, regular kiln. May try raku some time?
i got loads more of these as i say.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

Your stuff looks pretty good to me. What kind of glazes do you use for that effect? Once or twice fired?

Raku can be very fun, though I think techniques vary.

Illia Rump (emil.y), Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

that's really nice ^^
i told someone 'ceramicist' was one of my favourite words once & they said "psoriasis?", which kinda took the shine off it

Never translate German (schlump), Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

thanks. that particular piece is a mix of hamada green and buttermilk and then reduction fired. the accents are done in wax prior to firing.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

^^you can't make fun of the man after this post imo; he's clearly for real

smh mang fusion, Saturday, 24 December 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

The heartbreak of ceramicist?

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Saturday, 24 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

have i never mentioned anywhere on ilx that i've been doing wheel pottery since like January? weird. I sometimes forget that I don't talk about everything i do on this site.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 December 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

and to take it full circle, I will be giving at least two pieces of pottery to women i met on okc

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 December 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

ugh. trying this again. turns out someone actually messaged me today. his profile says "Black nerds are especially encouraged to apply. :)". ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

fireman princess (furnace mane), Saturday, 24 December 2011 07:52 (twelve years ago) link

i've also decided to try this again

smh why do i do this to myself

Guy with deep but still obviously homosexual voice (brains), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

I looked at that Why Don't We site. It sounds good, but after looking at it, I dunno.

See also: OKC, dating.

Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:29 (twelve years ago) link

Yesterday I was relieved to discover that I did not have an OKC account. One of my phobias is that someone I know will find my profile.

I have one now, but I haven't filled it out b/c I would have to kill myself if any of my friends, co-workers, or ILX people found it.

Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 06:33 (twelve years ago) link

Why would you have to kill yourself if anyone you knew found it? OKC is alright, you get to meet cool people, maybe sleep with them, maybe more. Why is this is source of embarrassment again?

You failed, you didn’t eat the whole pizza (NotEnough), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 07:25 (twelve years ago) link

more = fisting?

dark side of the goon (furnace mane), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 07:36 (twelve years ago) link

OTOH, if your profile makes it clear that your idea of a better relationship = more fisting, then yeh, you might want to keep your profile on the downlow.

You failed, you didn’t eat the whole pizza (NotEnough), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

Not embarrassed at having a profile, but I really really don't want friends reading it!

Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

It would be like having friends listening in on a first date.

Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

on a fist date?

The Larry Sandbox Show (sic), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

xp Oh yeh, you wouldn't want your friends reading it, but that's different from them knowing it exists, surely? And if they do find it, kinda so what? I've let friends read my OKC profile before (from when I was single) and it really wasn't a problem, for them or for me. But yeh, letting it all hang on on a dating profile is a scary experience.

You failed, you didn’t eat the whole pizza (NotEnough), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeh, I don't care if someone knows it's there, but I really don't want them reading it.

Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

Though TBH, I'm sort of here wanting help and support making a profile (I've done it a million times before, but I would like input), but I don't want any of you to actually see it once it's up.

Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

I sort of wonder if creating a profile with privacy concerns on one's mind affects the content, and if so, does it make it better, worse, or just different.

Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

Every time I see OKC on this thread I think of Oklahoma City.

Aimless, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

deactivated my profile last week RIP

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

Did you ever use Manhunt? If so, what would you say the differences are?

Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

nah, only other site i used was a4a, which is just totally awful

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

deactivated my profile last week RIP

Keep it open and check it periodically. You never know.

Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure an ilxor just hit me up on this

awwwwwkkkkwarrrrrrrrrrrdddddd

Guy with deep but still obviously homosexual voice (brains), Monday, 2 January 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

ha

HOOS aka driver of steen, Monday, 2 January 2012 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

lately i keep finding myself in occupy DC committees with girls i've had back-and-forths with on here.

HOOS aka driver of steen, Monday, 2 January 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

okc #2 - spent the night with her on nye; we worked out the particulars for a casual relationship and will be keeping in touch
okc #3 - 1 friendly email, think we're gonna be rare communicators... though she made a big show of putting my name in her phone on first date. just think she's too busy to do anything halfway.
okc #4 - turned out that, though we never met, we lived on the same street (two doors down!) when i was with my ex and that led to an amazingly awkward conversation about my old block and the frustrations I have with it and jc in general. did not work well. One drink apiece and a plate of deviled eggs later we went different ways, salute.
okc #5 - we are maybe doing yoga together today and then getting dinner. she wrote this morning saying she may have to cancel the yoga portion of our show, some ill-defined personal drama on her end.
okc #6 - friendly online chat turned pretty filthy after an hour; we spent a fair amount of time editing and critiquing each others profiles. very meta. she gave me her number but i think i'd rather keep this online for the moment.
okc #7 - brunch cancelled, lunch midweek is a go. we apparently work on the same block. this small world shit is creepy.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link


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