PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

xpost yes that is basically everyone's dream.

(Who else here is actually from DC/MD/VA & saw this?)

Everyone,

These are the territories, and their sales representatives, for the United States recruitment sales:

Northeast: Al1son M1ll4r
Southeast: VACANT
Midwest/Canada: D4ryl 4nders0n
West Coast: N1ck Hint1b1dz3

Please do not, unless D4ryl or N1ck are out of the office, ever again forward me inquiries from non-Northeast territories. I am not even receiving commissions for my own territory currently, so it's a little obnoxious to be forwarding me other people's work, especially if you preface it with statements like, "Here's a lead for you!" or "Easy money for you!" It isn't that hard to memorize who does what, being as there is only three of us, but if you truly cannot remember any of this information, please print out this e-mail and tape it to your computer/phone/desk to prevent confusion in the future, as I am going to start forwarding all erroneous forwards right back to you.

Thanks in advance.

Unless D4ryl or N1ck are out of the office, please do not forward me inquiries from non-Northeast territories. If you cannot remember any of this information, please print out this e-mail and tape it to your computer/phone/desk to prevent confusion in the future, as I am going to start forwarding all erroneous forwards right back to you.

Thanks in advance

OK last timecard is in! everyone u died

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PEACE

A) UH YOU are the P&G administrator, not me. YOU need to call back people asking to be walked through the website and the registration process, not me. why are you here if you aren't going to do that?
B) I AM NOT THE FUCKING SALES REP FOR TEXAS ANYWAY AND HAVENT BEEN FOR WELL OVER 6 MONTHS IE WELL BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP HERE SO WTF
C) someone putting up an ad recruiting college students to take part in medical trials is most definitively NOT what we do and it is an ad that would get deleted from the site, so UH why are you giving me this message anyway if A and B didn't stop you?

this is about the 4th or 5th one today, this is just the most egregious example. i'm ready to fucking kill someone. i can't get paid, i get fucking brushed off and then get offered a job that is more difficult and involves heavy travel as if i'm going to TAKE that job if i can't manage getting paid for the lower level job i have ffs, and on top of it i deal with this every day. also new guy just asked me three times in 15 minutes what the abbreviation PU stood for in our system and i'm just like ok seriously do you not have a pen or something, write it down.

goddamnit what the fuck it is not like i am a particularly smart or clever or talented person.

mary, allyzay, ghost wolf

and then the internal client stops by my desk and is like hey, how's it going, is it coming along and i'm like yes, i have everything i need, it's due next week, so really there's no problem, i'll just do it by the date we agreed on. so then the editor comes by and says hey, how's it going? is the site coming along? because i know the internal client tends to bug people and i wanted to make sure.. and i'm like UH there's no problem, i'll just do it by the time it is due, is that OK with everyone or what??!! ARRGH LAISSE MOI TRANQUILLE MAIS MERDE

>>POSITION TITLE: Web Editor
CLIENT COMPANY/ORGANIZATION: AIPAC (www.aipac.org)
SALARY: $55,000 - $65,000
START DATE: Anytime; near-term>>

"hi dere.. i don't agree with you guys on much but it looks like you pay not terrible salary.. kudos"

*this is not his real name