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tom i think you're projecting now a little bit

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

and then at the end she's all like oh I don't want to end up like Anna Wintour so she just up and quits in the middle of fucking Paris or whatever, then goes and gets a job at what I can only assume is some kind of mock-up of the Voice or the Post or some other homeless blanket, wanting to write stories about the subway strike, right, and seriously WTF DO YOU THINK YOUR HOURS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE NOW? OH WAIT NO PARIS TRIPS THOUGH. bunch of stupid crazy googly-eyed doofuses in that fucking movie

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

also you basically just described stanley tucci's role so what are you talking about?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha yeah but he picked on her for not working hard ENOUGH
and no pabst

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I enjoyed the film

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah if there was one glaring oversight in a movie basically about VOGUE, it's lack of pabst

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

you are such a fag

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"oooh this movie is making me excited for the new project runway!! oooh i love stanley tucci! oooh girl needs to just dump that loser boyfriend and fake christopher hutchins and get herself a winner!" etc etc

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Steve_Leonard_%26_Paul_Williams_-_Lyme_Regis_BBC_shoot_Sept_2003_011.PNG/250px-Steve_Leonard_%26_Paul_Williams_-_Lyme_Regis_BBC_shoot_Sept_2003_011.PNG
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/Ammonit2.jpg/250px-Ammonit2.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i had like trained pizza monkeys or maybe midget butlers to whose sole purpose would be to bring me pizza. kind of like my bacon caddy idea. man i can't wait to win the lottery and bring all these ideas to fruition.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe next time dad and brent are in town you can sit with them and watch evita instead of go drinking with me and my sisters, like they did last time they were in town. it seems like your kind of party, you giant girl.

xpost yes that is basically everyone's dream.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so the logic here is that by finding 6 out of 7 characters in a girly movie basically intolerable, I am some kind of a man-lady? I'm not buying it.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

how about I go get my SCI-FI DEBRIEF down in the xfiles basement and then go drink a beer with my ex-colleagues at the elephant und castle

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever, homo, i will need your keys though if you are staying out past when i leave work??

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not planning to!

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yo tom j0sh is in town next week!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yo everyone want to go out thurs night and get drinks with my bro j0sh?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

my name is everyone

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yo everyone u died or something

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i live

― blast cap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i live, i think

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7PEMGuA6tw

(Who else here is actually from DC/MD/VA & saw this?)

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what kind of phone number is "USA-1000" and how to i procure it.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

ok last hurrah
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/429492284_31abda57ab_o.png

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

it's no WDZAPT though, sadly

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I dig the tron flavor, though

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/strips/2007/march/m4s/070321bgt.gif

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

(totally unedited)

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

that guy is otm, i'm always asking rich to do that

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

CREEPIE

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ok do i send this e-mail to my colleagues or is this just batshit bitchy should write letter of resignation and THEN send this e-mail

Everyone,

These are the territories, and their sales representatives, for the United States recruitment sales:

Northeast: Al1son M1ll4r
Southeast: VACANT
Midwest/Canada: D4ryl 4nders0n
West Coast: N1ck Hint1b1dz3

Please do not, unless D4ryl or N1ck are out of the office, ever again forward me inquiries from non-Northeast territories. I am not even receiving commissions for my own territory currently, so it's a little obnoxious to be forwarding me other people's work, especially if you preface it with statements like, "Here's a lead for you!" or "Easy money for you!" It isn't that hard to memorize who does what, being as there is only three of us, but if you truly cannot remember any of this information, please print out this e-mail and tape it to your computer/phone/desk to prevent confusion in the future, as I am going to start forwarding all erroneous forwards right back to you.

Thanks in advance.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm using the term "colleagues" pretty fucking loosely at this point as the word implies some kind of peer value or something and i am apparently the only person who works here as far as anyone else seems to notice or care.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

edit

Unless D4ryl or N1ck are out of the office, please do not forward me inquiries from non-Northeast territories. If you cannot remember any of this information, please print out this e-mail and tape it to your computer/phone/desk to prevent confusion in the future, as I am going to start forwarding all erroneous forwards right back to you.

Thanks in advance

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to go put my fist through a wall actually, and not send any e-mails ever again.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

AAAARGH THE BLINKING

OK last timecard is in! everyone u died

:|
B|

PEACE

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean seriously our admin here has been working here long enough to know that

A) UH YOU are the P&G administrator, not me. YOU need to call back people asking to be walked through the website and the registration process, not me. why are you here if you aren't going to do that?
B) I AM NOT THE FUCKING SALES REP FOR TEXAS ANYWAY AND HAVENT BEEN FOR WELL OVER 6 MONTHS IE WELL BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP HERE SO WTF
C) someone putting up an ad recruiting college students to take part in medical trials is most definitively NOT what we do and it is an ad that would get deleted from the site, so UH why are you giving me this message anyway if A and B didn't stop you?

this is about the 4th or 5th one today, this is just the most egregious example. i'm ready to fucking kill someone. i can't get paid, i get fucking brushed off and then get offered a job that is more difficult and involves heavy travel as if i'm going to TAKE that job if i can't manage getting paid for the lower level job i have ffs, and on top of it i deal with this every day. also new guy just asked me three times in 15 minutes what the abbreviation PU stood for in our system and i'm just like ok seriously do you not have a pen or something, write it down.

goddamnit what the fuck it is not like i am a particularly smart or clever or talented person.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

what happened about the ultimatum?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well i was pleaded with yesterday so i was like ok stay of execution and am sitting here today waiting "patiently" for information. i'm about to start firing through the current commissions report looking for errors actually.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ally, here's a link that will make you feel better: http://www.youtube.com/MauiFilms

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DERE. nu-ilx is unamusing today/as of late/all the time.

― John Justen gets to change his username WAHT!?! (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

nu ilx sucks

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

PET SHOP

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

also i want to start working with dogs

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

How long does the sandbox stand before they 86 it, anyway?

― John Justen panda panda panda. (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

NO ONE KNOWS WE ARE THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. WHO WANTS A CHARLIE IN THE BOX

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

SEE I CANT EVEN IMG SRC RIGHT

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dogwoodvalley.com/images/rudolphmisfittoysonice.jpg

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

l-r

mary, allyzay, ghost wolf

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

what an accurate depiction of everyone

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i just scored a minor moral victory against academia, let's party

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

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