new york city related discussion itt

never been there but ive heard people discuss their fried chicken at length, i has pies n thighs today btw

thats the one, the commodore! the commodore. good friend chicken, i bet they do a dece burger--if they do a burger

ny fapping should be done at the oyster bar saloon in my opinion

park ave armory slide show: http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2011/12/22/arts/20111222-ARMORY.html#1

I'm an oyster bar fan generally but the staff has been v rude the last couple times I was there and I'm not usually someone who gets uppity about that

like my wife went there first and was trying to save us a spot until I got there to meet her, she sat down at an open seat at the oyster counter (that had several people eating at it) and the server pulled out a little placard sign that said "counter closed" and just sat it down in front of her and walked away, didn't even say shit. that's lame

then the bartender in the saloon gave us the gasface

why is it so fucking hot

gods gift to me
i ate at pearl oyster bar tonight and the chowda and crabcake combo is what that shit is about

New York Burger Co.

not to be slept on. although I always worry they will go out of business.

Yeah I don't know why that place doesn't do better - maybe it's a marketing/atmosphere problem, or maybe there's just burger saturation and they haven't distinguished themselves.

I vote for marketing/atmosphere... it's not really very "chelsea" in there. kinda feels like it got misplaced from union square or something.

yeah the one I've mostly gone to is near Mad Sq Park but I've been to that one too.

oh shoot, I didn't realize there were multiple locations!

http://www.newyorkburgerco.com/location.html

Yeah I guess looks like they have 3, all kind of bizarrely along the same parallel.

hay guys, we've had 50 million tourists this year.

GTFO of my way

o morbsy

I like tourists, they are too slow to get subway seats

some girl I knew from years ago moved to new york some months ago and on fb she complained about how she hated tourists cause they were making it so hard for her to enjoy her favorite parts of the city: times square, going up the empire state building, seeing the tree at rockefeller center

rimshot

I find tourists on the subway really entertaining and sweet -- they get all excited and nervous about the little things you come to take for granted

only time I resent tourists is if when they stand on the left side of an escalator, but non-tourists do this too

if/when

love this sign in front of the woolworth building
http://www.deadprogrammer.com/files/u1/tourists-are-not-permitted.jpg?9d7bd4

my fave tourist quote of the year was from a Broadway showgoer on the night of Occupy Times Square. "The riot on Wall Street has moved up here!"

Plus I sort of enjoy the game of instantly recognizing tourists and then analyzing what tipped me off - khakis, columbia sportswear, etc.

could've sworn it was "stand on the right side of an escalator." Oh well, adapt and zigzag.

you can't zigzag two people standing next to each other!

you're supposed to stand on the right, walk on the left

pretend the escalator is a highway

and your ass is a car

have never driven

that's when you break out the "SCUZE ME" spoken with the same intent as "FUKKEN MOVE"

driving is a lot like being an asshole pedestrian in grand central, except sometimes you get to kill people

^pretty sure i saw this on the wall at Bubba Gump's Shrimp in Times Square

anyway, the cardinal sin is ppl walking 3 to 7 abreast on a midtown street. Go to Paree if you wanna fucking "boulevard."

people who walk three abreast, people who stop--stop!--at the top of the subway stairs, people who walk slowly: all will see the guillotine blade when i am made premiere

i do like tourists, without them how would you be able to think of yourself as a new yorker

by living off the coast of America for 20 years

that's true of people in nassau county too tho

hmmm, Nassau is existentially on the mainland.

the 1% in NYC has 34% of the income, compared to 19% in USA:

http://lbo-news.com/2011/12/12/nyc-more-unequal-than-brazil/

someone in the comments mentions that the middle class are in the suburbs, which is true to some degree and doing it w/ the metro area would prob even it out a tad, though it would also include westchester, connecticut, rich parts of jersey while also newark etc on the other side

The New York subway, for example, is an extraordinary resource for beggars. A homeless man who collects 50 cents per car panhandling on an eight-car subway train can make $4 in an hour–enough for a meal at McDonalds....

Disclaimer: No, I am not touting entrepreneurial panhandling as a solution to the problem of homelessness. I support ruinous taxation of the rich and a guaranteed income for all. Equality is better than inequality. I’m just saying.

fwiw I have never lived somewhere that didn't have a large homeless population and I'm always surprised at how generous nyers are on the subway, esp if you're willing to pick up a musical instrument.

I like tourists like in august walking through soho and it's all people speaking euro, it's like wow, makes u think

tbf I think panhandlers on the subway make a lot more than $4/hr, ESPECIALLY the ones with instruments. I usually see half-decent ones get what looks like $4-5/car and it doesnt' take an hour to cover a train.

I sort of gaved up on the speechmakers and stopped giving - they always seem to have such absurdly contrived spiels that they can't be true ("My wife died in a fire, I lost my job, AND I have this inexplicable limp, and also I talk like I had a stroke even though I didn't mention one.") I hate to think I might be wrong about that, and also sometimes I think that they must be hard up enough anyway that it doesn't matter. Other times I also wonder if they're unfortunate patsies of some crime ring, the way it turned out the *deaf* people with those sign language cards were. For a while I noticed that the kids who sold candy always gave nearly verbatim the exact same speech ("I am not doing this for a basketball team" etc.) which to my paranoiac mind seemed like a sign, combined with the fact that they have candy in wholesale boxes. Anyway.

lol @ the universal affectless speechifying style agreed upon by the hard luck subway storytellers union

If someone just has a sign that says "homeless vet" or something like that, I'm apt to believe them. Cuz there are a lot of those.

all beggars are drug addicted welfare cheats who live in mansions, everyone knows

the basketball team stuff is clearly bullshit but I like how they're kinda entrepreneurial

I guess I'm assuming they are not part of a crime ring and just some kid who bought a box of peanut m&ms?