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piss shit

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

pony song

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

profit sex

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ok bored

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

pork sandwich
pasta salad
poached salmon

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I think those are my lunch choices

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

pussy slaw

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

parrot skeet

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl really changed you

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

megalolz

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

let's not blame tubgirl for everything.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

It's my last day at the FBI
what should I eat from the cafeteria

I want a slice of pizza
no I don't
I want a dough-nut
no I don't

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what I want

I got to shake hands and say goodbyes
so many people I don't know

I want a large coffee
no I don't
I want a frankfurter
no I don't
I want a soda
no I don't
I want a stiff drink
that's right

Leave a note for that one guy
Turn in my badge and give back my keys

I want an ice cream sandwich
no I don't
I want a piece of pie
no I don't
I want a bowl of soup
no I don't
I want to get the fuck out
that's right

It's my last day, last day, last day at the FBI

JAAAANNNnnnnnnnng

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

HOORAY FOR TOMBOT

lolz:

Leave a note for that one guy

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

needs more janga

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

meetings are fucking lame

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i just moved out of my cubicle. i'm back in the shared office i was in a year ago. luckily i'm not sharing it with anyone right now because the other person who does my job here got fed up and quit last fall and they just got around to hiring someone this week. so right now i have a HUUUUUUUUGE office to myself, which isn't as good as when i had the small office to myself all the time because that one had a private bathroom and, more importantly, a lock on the door.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

866
562
2363
is the number I need to remember when they fuck up my final paycheck

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

guys new ilx totally sucks and no one talks about anything interesting at all? what the fuck is that about? they're the same people from this ilx, right? minus us, i mean.

it's like, i dunno why i just went in and posted anything there because ain't no one gonna say a damn thing, they too busy arguing with tuomas about internet memes?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

it does blow, heartily.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd post something interesting but i caught a case of the hangover in my sleep.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that happens to me regularly, i think it is something in my house causing it...

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

say a prayer for the kitty Q who is going to the heart doctor this afternoon!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

HELLO BUT YOU HAVE AN OFFICE! That is rad / radder / raddest. Can you play music in there now?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOD LUCK KITTY Q, I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU HIDE FROM ME A LOT AND HOPE YOU FEEL YOUR BEST SOON.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Can you play music in there now?

being in my cubicle never stopped me but yes, i can play it at a louder volume with no fear of offending anyone with blue lyrics. also, i'm no longer sitting directly between to HVAC ducts so my allergies are going apeshit!

now if only there were a pizza fairy to bring me lunch this would be the best day ever.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, and i got my jaguar back last night. L bought a tele so she doesn't need the jag. i pretty much got the bridge fixed for free. but the saddles are fucked up on it still, that will be my next project.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

LET'S FORWARD EMAILS TO EVERYONE WE KNOW
CAT GOING TO THE DOCTOR
MAY HAVE HEART PROBLEM
HELP US GET THAT JESUS HELP

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

congrats on the jag! time for the fake band to have a fake practice

xpost whatever dude, i love my cat

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

btw guys stanley tucci was the best thing about the devil wears prada and he gets screwed at the end. everybody in that movie was a dickhead for real though.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

like hathaway's bf wants to be a chef, right, and her other friend shows up to happy hour in a bad suit and tie all the time, and her other friend is trying to be some kind of art photographer, these people bitching and complaining that SHE's got some workaholic bullshit job eating up her life are obviously projecting, heavily, or they're in for a serious fucking wake up call.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

shit did not EVEN make SENSE y'all

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

she should have had a friend who was a fuck-ya-face blogga, constantly adorning himself head-to-toe in hipster grandpa garb and drinking pabst, then that character could have picked on her incessantly and it would not have been ridiculous nonsense

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

You mean trying to explain mortgages to the lex does not float your boat?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

tom i think you're projecting now a little bit

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

and then at the end she's all like oh I don't want to end up like Anna Wintour so she just up and quits in the middle of fucking Paris or whatever, then goes and gets a job at what I can only assume is some kind of mock-up of the Voice or the Post or some other homeless blanket, wanting to write stories about the subway strike, right, and seriously WTF DO YOU THINK YOUR HOURS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE NOW? OH WAIT NO PARIS TRIPS THOUGH. bunch of stupid crazy googly-eyed doofuses in that fucking movie

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

also you basically just described stanley tucci's role so what are you talking about?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha yeah but he picked on her for not working hard ENOUGH
and no pabst

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I enjoyed the film

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah if there was one glaring oversight in a movie basically about VOGUE, it's lack of pabst

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

you are such a fag

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"oooh this movie is making me excited for the new project runway!! oooh i love stanley tucci! oooh girl needs to just dump that loser boyfriend and fake christopher hutchins and get herself a winner!" etc etc

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Steve_Leonard_%26_Paul_Williams_-_Lyme_Regis_BBC_shoot_Sept_2003_011.PNG/250px-Steve_Leonard_%26_Paul_Williams_-_Lyme_Regis_BBC_shoot_Sept_2003_011.PNG
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/Ammonit2.jpg/250px-Ammonit2.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i had like trained pizza monkeys or maybe midget butlers to whose sole purpose would be to bring me pizza. kind of like my bacon caddy idea. man i can't wait to win the lottery and bring all these ideas to fruition.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe next time dad and brent are in town you can sit with them and watch evita instead of go drinking with me and my sisters, like they did last time they were in town. it seems like your kind of party, you giant girl.

xpost yes that is basically everyone's dream.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so the logic here is that by finding 6 out of 7 characters in a girly movie basically intolerable, I am some kind of a man-lady? I'm not buying it.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

how about I go get my SCI-FI DEBRIEF down in the xfiles basement and then go drink a beer with my ex-colleagues at the elephant und castle

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever, homo, i will need your keys though if you are staying out past when i leave work??

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not planning to!

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yo tom j0sh is in town next week!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yo everyone want to go out thurs night and get drinks with my bro j0sh?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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