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NEVER STOP MAKING CREPES ALLYZAY

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh well. Serial killer has about 650 "favorites" and they are all of weddings, specializing in cleavage shots and garter removal. So his kink is specific. Post-wedding, you're probably fine.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

eeeew i didn't investigate that far

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

what's funny about flickr is how a person's fetish is just out there, for everyone to see. like that guy that only fav'd dudes in shorts???

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, it was dudes in socks

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Socks and shorts go so well together.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/allyzay/427890372/in/set-72157600010532145/

awesome

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

FLIPPERS ON THE RADIO

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

REVELATORS ON THE RADIO

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ALICE COLTRANE ON THE RADIO

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i meant to call in to your radio show and harass you but i forgot ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link

you did not srsly play revelators--MW, when do we get to cash the royalty check on that?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY SHIT, "ohio friend's wife"!!!!!!!!!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

LAST DAY BITCHES

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

TOM, time to fuck some shit up, I don't think Alaska needs the internets today.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"royalties" my "royalties" have already been paid to me, in the form of a free trip to Europe.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

also i flaked on the radio show and forgot to listen--sorry PS! thanks for playing the hits though.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck shit up? I never

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

dear dad:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/429278560_4963f3a8b9.jpg

METAL!!!!!!!!!

sincerely,
yr daughter

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ps you look much thinner upside down drinking out of a keg, you should do that more often instead of the whole whiskey thing you've decided is your steez.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

that is not ps

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

diabetes

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

post script

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

piss shit

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

pony song

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

profit sex

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ok bored

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

pork sandwich
pasta salad
poached salmon

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I think those are my lunch choices

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

pussy slaw

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

parrot skeet

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

tubgirl really changed you

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

megalolz

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

let's not blame tubgirl for everything.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

It's my last day at the FBI
what should I eat from the cafeteria

I want a slice of pizza
no I don't
I want a dough-nut
no I don't

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what I want

I got to shake hands and say goodbyes
so many people I don't know

I want a large coffee
no I don't
I want a frankfurter
no I don't
I want a soda
no I don't
I want a stiff drink
that's right

Leave a note for that one guy
Turn in my badge and give back my keys

I want an ice cream sandwich
no I don't
I want a piece of pie
no I don't
I want a bowl of soup
no I don't
I want to get the fuck out
that's right

It's my last day, last day, last day at the FBI

JAAAANNNnnnnnnnng

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

HOORAY FOR TOMBOT

lolz:

Leave a note for that one guy

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

needs more janga

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

meetings are fucking lame

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i just moved out of my cubicle. i'm back in the shared office i was in a year ago. luckily i'm not sharing it with anyone right now because the other person who does my job here got fed up and quit last fall and they just got around to hiring someone this week. so right now i have a HUUUUUUUUGE office to myself, which isn't as good as when i had the small office to myself all the time because that one had a private bathroom and, more importantly, a lock on the door.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

866
562
2363
is the number I need to remember when they fuck up my final paycheck

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

guys new ilx totally sucks and no one talks about anything interesting at all? what the fuck is that about? they're the same people from this ilx, right? minus us, i mean.

it's like, i dunno why i just went in and posted anything there because ain't no one gonna say a damn thing, they too busy arguing with tuomas about internet memes?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

it does blow, heartily.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd post something interesting but i caught a case of the hangover in my sleep.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that happens to me regularly, i think it is something in my house causing it...

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

say a prayer for the kitty Q who is going to the heart doctor this afternoon!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

HELLO BUT YOU HAVE AN OFFICE! That is rad / radder / raddest. Can you play music in there now?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOD LUCK KITTY Q, I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU HIDE FROM ME A LOT AND HOPE YOU FEEL YOUR BEST SOON.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Can you play music in there now?

being in my cubicle never stopped me but yes, i can play it at a louder volume with no fear of offending anyone with blue lyrics. also, i'm no longer sitting directly between to HVAC ducts so my allergies are going apeshit!

now if only there were a pizza fairy to bring me lunch this would be the best day ever.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, and i got my jaguar back last night. L bought a tele so she doesn't need the jag. i pretty much got the bridge fixed for free. but the saddles are fucked up on it still, that will be my next project.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

LET'S FORWARD EMAILS TO EVERYONE WE KNOW
CAT GOING TO THE DOCTOR
MAY HAVE HEART PROBLEM
HELP US GET THAT JESUS HELP

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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