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JJ and logic:2
DP:0

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Probably because I hang out with FB a lot, and he is a goat-fucker.
-- John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (johnjuste...), February 14th, 2007.

You fuck John's mom one time...

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nicely done.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ and logic: 0
DP and no lunch: 0

ZERO-SUM GAME

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

heh.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM A "CORE MEMBER" OF THE HSTNGS THRD, SO I'M HANDING OUT THE POINTS HERE.

JJ and JESUS:10 BAGAZILLION POINTS
EVERYONE ELSE:GOOSE EGGS BITCHES.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT

I PLAY MY "RACE CARD"

ME: FIVE MEGAQUAZILLION POINTS + REPERATIONS
EVERYONE ELSE: RACIST

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"CORE MEMBER" ALWAYS BEATS "RACE CARD".

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

HAS HISTORY TAUGHT US NOTHING?

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

BUT THANKS TO MY "RACE CARD", MY "CORE MEMBER" DWARFS YRS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Back up here: John and FB both have philosophy degrees, shouldn't they have had to take logic courses?

On the other hand, Dan has been at ILX longer...

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

My core concentration was logic, actually, which is why I bristled at the "proving a negative" misapprehension.

more importantly:ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE "CORE MEMBER", ITS THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT TO MAINTAIN "SOCIAL ORDER" ON "TEH INTENETS". IF WE START LETTING JUST ANYONE INTO HSTNGS THRD, SOON OUR GENTLEMANS CLUB WILL BE OVERRUN WITH TEH HIP AND HOP.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I posted my response on the tedious thread.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

DP, PERHAPS WE SHOULD COMBINE OUR FORCES TO BATTEL FB, WHAT IS A "RED HEADED STEPCHILD" AS THEY SAY IN RURAL AREAS.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I am neither a core member or a racialist. I am a subversive.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

^nor

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

RED STATED HEAD CHILD?

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

DEAD HATED RED CHILD

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

FIRE CARPET/DRAPES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

HSTNGS THRD ALL CAPS DAY IS NOW IN SESSION! WAHT! HI DERE JW!

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

NO NO FB IS MY EVIL TWIN, SECRETLY SEPARATED AT BIRTH. NONE OF YOU CAN FOOL ME.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

SUP
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Bobroberts3.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

UNEMPLOYED CARPET/DRAPES = UNSAFE STREETS AND BROKEN CARPET/DRAPE FAMILIES

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ONLY YUOR DOCTOR KNOWS FOR SURE TAHT YOU ARE ON TEH WELFARE

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

BLAH BLAH OBLIGATORY MOM REFERENCE BLAH BLAH

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHA I OWN TEH LOGICS

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

RED HEADED STEPCHILDS HAEV NO RAEL MOM, OBLIGATORY OR OTHERWISE

XPOST

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

CAN YOU REALLY CALL A DUTCH ELM-DISEASED TREE "MOM"?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAVE IDEA FOR PHRASE "POXY (GENE)PULE", BUT NOWHERE SAEF TO USE IT.

XPOST HEHEHEHE

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT SAFER SPACE EXISTS THAN HSTNGS THRED?

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

HSTNGS THRD: TEH FINAL FRONTIER

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WE INTERRUPT THIS FIGHTY FIGHT THING TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/dre500/e503/e503260f0qv.jpg

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO OUR REGULARLY-SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO CAN TAEK A RAINBOW DRESS IT IN A SMILE? NOT DAN BECAUSE LEX TOLED ME HE HAETS TEH GAYS.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

A BRIEF INTERLUDE OF TEH FUNNEYS (THX TO INTREPED NOISE THRD RESEARCH)

http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:np1XlqD3Gq8J:ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php%3Fmsgid%3D3148798%26showextras%3Dtrue+site:ilx.wh3rd.net+priapism&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I REMEMBER THAT LOL

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

AND JOHN SINGLEHANDEDLY CAUSES ME TO DROP OUT OF NURSING SCHOOL. THANKS A LOT!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"
"HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I COULD HAVE JOINED THE CONVENT IN THE EARLY 90'S. NOW I REMEMBER WHAT WAS PROMPTING ME TO THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

HANGING OFF HIM LIKE A BLOOD SAUSAGE = BABY JOHN CLINGING TO DADS ARM AS HE TRIES TO CAST THE NEWBORN INTO THE TOILET

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

WOAH AMBIGUOUS PRONOUNS

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

AWESOME AMBIGUOUS PRONOUNS!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

DISTURBING REGARDLESS OF PRONOUNS

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

NESTED ABORTIONS

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

WORSE WITH EVERY POST.

KIND OF IMPRESSIVE, REALLY.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OOH, A CHALLENGE

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM IMAGINING A SERIES OF ABORTIONS LIKE THOSE NESTED RUSSIAN DOLLS, WHERE EACH ABORTION HAS A SMALLER ABORTION INSIDE OF IT

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

(XPOST) I LIKE TO THROW DOWN THE GAUNTLET BEFORE I HAVE TO PICK AL3X UP AND POSSIBLY GET SUCKED INTO PLAYDATES. THEN I HAVE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY WHEN I GET BACK.

OH WAIT, I THINK THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LOGICAL PROBLEM WITH THAT. (JOHN?)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

THE LAST TIME I GOT SUCKED INTO A PLAYDATE, I HAD TO GET TEH PENNICILLIN

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

TURDUCKEN

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THOSE LAST TWO POSTS. (ESPECIALLY IF YOU COMBINE THEM)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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